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Ok my friend Ted was on a pogo stick one day and he was hopping up and down and he did one huge jump and he landed Right on his nuts! So when he did that his testical bust open and he had to have it cut out The best thing is that his last name is Ball

did i ever tell you the story about the three wells?

nope

well well well

shut up

Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

A kid at my school, about some ten years ago, was climbing on a soccer goal post and slid down. A screw/nail that was still out tore open his scrotum and the paramedics had to pick his balls up from off the ground...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
shut up
my nan used to always tell it to me when i was really little cry

Originally posted by Captain REX
Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

A kid at my school, about some ten years ago, was climbing on a soccer goal post and slid down. A screw/nail that was still out tore open his scrotum and the paramedics had to pick his balls up from off the ground... shocking does he still have his unit?

Originally posted by misha
my nan used to always tell it to me when i was really little cry Well you were a bad little girl

why? cry

Originally posted by misha
why? cry Cause, No go to your room!

but mummy, im already in my room

Originally posted by misha
but mummy, im already in my room Then GO into the dark cold basement!

but we dont have a dark cold basement ... we have a cellar though ill go in there if you want ... where all the alcohol is kept droolio

Originally posted by misha
but we dont have a dark cold basement ... we have a cellar though ill go in there if you want ... where all the alcohol is kept droolio Ok go into the scary dark attic!

no attick either no2
mother you sure dont know our house very well are you ok? you seem to have a temperature cry

Originally posted by misha
no attick either no2
mother you sure dont know our house very well are you ok? you seem to have a temperature cry You know what! *throws ants all over Misha*

jawdrop cry fear cry

*runs away crying*

Bad Girl

cry mean mummy

you want more punishment!!

crybaby

*grabs more ants*

*locks self in room* cry


haha mummy has ants in her hands

*kicks down door and throws ants on Mishi*

buff mum

you bet

Did I ever tell you the time I had to save New York City from a man with four metal arms wielded right onto his body?

Did I ever tell you the story about how i think that movie is very over rated?

Did I ever tell you about the time I kicked your ass for saying that?

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Did I ever tell you about the time I kicked your ass for saying that? Did I ever tell you the story about how a girl on an Internet message board all the way in Australia or some other obscure country said she was going to kick my ass?

No, you didn't.

And it can't be me because I don't live in Austrailia.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
No, you didn't.

And it can't be me because I don't live in Austrailia. "or some other obscure country"

Obscure?!

yea

Obscure like an underground castle made of gum?