NOOO!!! Orlando Bloom Is STILL Up For The Role Of Bond In A Rival Series Of Films!
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Ahnold
Hey guys,
I just found this truly terrifying news over at Dark Horizons; please don't shoot the messenger. Read it and weep:
http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050328i.php
For once, I'm speechless - genuinely speechless. Orlando Bloom is just ... so ... wrong for the part of James Bond. Scratch that, Orlando "Plank Of Wood" Bloom is just wrong for the acting profession in general. Well, at least this won't be an "official" series of films if it ever happens ...
Ahnold
Ahnold
Um, anyone care to comment?
Clovie
wonderfull
Ahnold
Wonderfull?! In what way?! I hate Orlando Bloom! He'll ruin everything!
Clovie
don't you see it?
he will be so great as bond's girl
just perfect, why didn't i think about it earlier...
Ahnold
Originally posted by Clovie
Don't you see it?
He will be so great as bond's girl
"Oh, James ..."
yerssot
please... Ahnold; I know you've been out of hte loop for a long time but believing THIS? tsk tsk tsk
Clovie
but orly really is aplicating for the role of bond's chick
i'm sure he'd done much better than mayday
yerssot
that's not difficult clovie
after all, mayday was a guy
Clovie
and not she-male?
i was never sure about that one...
yerssot
I believe he's male
Clovie
person looks like one...
yerssot
and talks like one too
Clovie
i don't remember teir voice...
and that strenght
yerssot
it was masculant
Clovie
but honestly. it was sick.. when mayday was holding that rope
Clovie
just before she blew up... in the mine
yerssot
very male-like there
Clovie
exactly. it was just sick. no nomral person was able to do that
yerssot
this drug that gives you more hematocrite
Clovie
ok..i'm in the state that i understand words..but they are not making much sense....bag
yerssot
just don't take them
Clovie
no gonna to...
but what''s hematocritebag i know i used to know it. but i can't remind myself cry
yerssot
something with your blood, how good you can transport oxygen or something
Clovie
YES. i know now.
thank you kisses
yerssot
I'm just bloody good
Clovie
more than bloody....
Clovie
not that i'm aware of... are you?
yerssot
but oyu said it was worse... or did you mean Bloom would play bond?
Clovie
i said it is more.
and bloom will play bond;s girl
yerssot
so that is more horrible
why does bond want him?
Clovie
no. it is more...like more..like better.
coz he will make a lot of girls come to movies
yerssot
better worse?
of 12 year old
Clovie
saursweet?
but they'll buy tickets. right?
yerssot
sauerkraut
I hope so, and they can get the money to a better script next time
Ahnold
Originally posted by yerssot
Please... Ahnold; I know you've been out of the loop for a long time but believing THIS? Tsk tsk tsk
I don't want to. I really, really, really don't. But if you actually read the article {which, as you can see from the URL, doesn't come from Ain't It Cool?
}, Bloom HIMSELF discusses this idea with optimism. Shudder ...
Clovie
Originally posted by yerssot
sauerkraut
I hope so, and they can get the money to a better script next time it has a lot of vitamin C
exactly
so mr bloom would be only having a little apparance and all those girls will come to see the movie
yerssot
I hope he'll get crucified in it
Clovie
what's the thing with this your urge to crucifying everyone
maybe you should have live in anient rome
but i agree that they have to make sure he won't come back in the next movies
yerssot
I wanna nail someone... to a cross
then I would have been a gladiator
or make his own spin-off movie? Young Idiot?
Clovie
better not to a cross but normally...
why gladiator? you would have been some senator or something...
nice title
but why to make poor ppl watch him so often?
yerssot
I didn't say which cross
yeah, but then I can't kill people cry
cause secretly, the money it makes can fund the Broccolis finding better writers
Clovie
truth
we're talking about ancient rome
okay. maybe my historic knowledge is poor but i've been always thinking that it were senators who killed ceasar
and they seriously need them
yerssot
pfff, they only did that once, I wanna be were the action is
yeah, especially withi CR being written by the geezers from DaD cry
Clovie
i'm sure they've did it more times, but no one knows about it.
and being a gladiator could get you hurt cry
i know
as if they didn't get that those guys ideas were bad cry
yerssot
but being a gladiator, I at least can become an idol
nah, only like 2 out of 10 died
but DaD made lots of money nonetheless
Clovie
and doing something less dangerous can't make you an idol?
go to TV
and you never know if you will be in the surviving majority cry
i don't get it, why are bad movies getting so much money?
yerssot
but at least there I can kill people
that's what makes it so much fun of course
cause Bond is a phenomenon and it got its winnings from the name
Clovie
what if they tell you to kill someone you liked?
extreme?
but does it work for LotR and SW too?
yerssot
it's just a job
to the extreme
no, SW is just good
Clovie
i see swank
*follows*
oh is it? *points Ep1*
yerssot
actually, Ep1 is an excellent stand-alone story, problem is ... it's supposed to be a part of a 6-part movie
Clovie
i remmber i was sleeping when i watch it..same goes to ep2
3 is not made i guess
but i've seen almost whole 5 and 6
yerssot
3 is out in 50 orso days
Clovie
so i guess there is chance i'll sleep during it this year
yerssot
you could also keep a snowfight
yerssot
that you don't have to see the movie
Clovie
but why snowfight? there is no snow
and i dunno maybe i'll see it, maybe i won't yawn
yerssot
I just said something
Clovie
like random?
yerssot
like Bloom being the new bond
Clovie
but he will be bond girl
yerssot
that's not what the threadtitle says
Clovie
threadtitle was misspelled
yerssot
nuhuh
Clovie
i'm sure about it
Clovie
but it would make more sense
Ahnold
That Bloom is playing the Bond girl?!
Clovie
YES. look at him. listen to him.
of course it makes more sense than him paying Bond himself tongue10
Clovie
it means you agree?
Clovie
i don't know any person who doesn't
btw Ahnold sent me a PM saying that he agrees
yerssot
there must be some
Clovie
hmm... try asking in PotC forum
yerssot
I'll ask kids at school
Clovie
ok.
and what are they saying?
yerssot
dunno, it's a holiday
yerssot
it's still a holiday
Clovie
what holiday is there now?
yerssot
the same one as last week
Clovie
okay...how long is your easter break?
yerssot
as long as I want
Clovie
and you want it to be....?
yerssot
eternal holiday on the lazy mind
yerssot
really? I thought I was a piscis
Clovie
why piscis?
i thought you are ..taurus?
yerssot
it's a moviequote from Batman
I wanna be a Dragon
Clovie
i've never seen batman in english...so no chances for me knowing quotes..
yerssot
you have to educate yourself, tsk tsk tsk
Clovie
yes, sir. i know, sir.
but we have it with polish translation.
yerssot
gooooooooooooooooooooo subtitles
Clovie
not subs
and not dubbing either.
it is that guy is reading subtitles which aren't shown..and you can theoretically hear parts of the orginal sound, but it is unclear and very silent
yerssot
how ... neat
Clovie
i'd call it annoying
Clovie
go where? i'm talking about tv.
in cinema there are normal subtitles
yerssot
the tv is the root of all evil cry
Clovie
it is cry
even when recently they're not showing adverts
yerssot
It's the latest rage in the States, though
yerssot
I heard it over the telegraph
Clovie
you can use it?
Clovie
so how did you hear it?
yerssot
my friends told me
Clovie
and he can use it?
yerssot
he knows a friend of a friend
Clovie
who...?
yerssot
that friend
Clovie
who is that friend's friend's friend?
Clovie
no way?
yerssot
of course not, I don't want to be associated with him
Clovie
coz ppl would comapre you with him?
yerssot
cause Bloom can't act
Clovie
that's not new news
yerssot
and a bondgirl doesn't need to be able to act
Clovie
exactly. that's why he fits.
yerssot
it can finally be put to rest:
"I'm not doing young James Bond" he said, "My manager, my agent have never mentioned it to me, not to date. Young or old it has never been mentioned to me. I don't know where that came from, but I've never heard a whiff of it"
(http://www.darkhorizons.com/news05/050408a.php)
Clovie
i've seen this quote before
anyway closing?
yerssot
it's in the note posted by another member
yerssot
good girl
but then I think this one can stay inactive
(and no, not closing
)
Clovie
ok. but my post as the last one.
yerssot
errr... not if I can help it
Clovie
why?
yerssot
cause I'm a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffylooking nerfherder!
Clovie
could you explain to me all words which go after 'a' ?
yerssot
only bad things tuts
Clovie
then you're none of these sweetheart
yerssot
I just said I was dahling
Clovie
it measn you've been for the first time ever wrong, hun
yerssot
I'm as much those as Bloom not being up for bond
Clovie
you've misspelled
you should have said
you're as much those as bloom BEING up for bond. (without not there)
yerssot
and bloom isn't bond
yerssot
so this is done for
Clovie
what is done for
?
yerssot
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