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Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I promote fake suicides, talk about sex with animals, bragged about lighting farts, I pretend Korri is my daughter . . . . . .

Should I be put down like a lame horse?

You deserve a coke and a sandwhich for your efforts

ummm...
god should know the truth

Originally posted by Anna85
ummm...
god should know the truth

I even pretended that I was Jesus Christ several times.

Yeah, give yourself in Pres .

ummmm im afraid the jury is still out on the verdict sweetness

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I even pretended that I was Jesus Christ several times.
u r a little mad aren't u?
lol

I'm deathly afraid. Once, I even stopped making threads when I reached 666 threads, just to trip people out. What is wrong with me???

Tell, you what, my spear will sort your problems...

*thwick*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I'm deathly afraid. Once, I even stopped making threads when I reached 666 threads, just to trip people out. What is wrong with me??? you're a freak but no worries...it becomes you. really it does.

oh yeah and you have Harry Potter on your signature .

Yea, get a signature with a New Imperium replica weapon...

There it is! The spear! So incredible. Awesome. The spear.droolio

i think frodo34x ripped me off with the sig thing schmoll

You should fake a suicide.

your trying to get your pretend daughter to commit suicide?

then ihat answers your first question.

Originally posted by Korri
your trying to get your pretend daughter to commit suicide?

then ihat answers your first question.

No, I'm trying to get my pretend daughter to commit FAKE suicide. See, it's a bit different.

Dad .

I'll do fake executions. They won't actually be fake, but who'll know

What else have I done. Let's see. Hmmm. Oh yeah, one time I posted a picture of me with my cell phone stuck to my head with tape. Am I like a loser on a whole different level? I should be shot.

*cough*Monsters attacking national monuments...*cough*

the jury is still debating

Can i eat the evidence?

Originally posted by frodo34x
*cough*Monsters attacking national monuments...*cough*


OMG that was my favorite thing I ever did. I swear there is a market for those works of art. artist

Umm. Yeah. We've all done things we shouldn't have done on this forum. like the counting game and talking about how pretty corpses are. It could be worse, a woman could cut off your penis and throw it out the window of a moving vehicle.

Originally posted by Korri
Can i eat the evidence? will that help or hinder the out come?

lol

i dont friggin know im just hungry cry

Originally posted by uQifg2WV
Umm. Yeah. We've all done things we shouldn't have done on this forum. like the counting game and talking about how pretty corpses are. It could be worse, a woman could cut off your penis and throw it out the window of a moving vehicle.

Yeah, the counting game. I'll never forgive myself for taking part in that.

C'mon who here hasn't participated in the counting game.

Originally posted by Korri
i dont friggin know im just hungry cry awwww...korri *makes you a sandwich*

K droolio

thanks shellie hug

Originally posted by uQifg2WV
C'mon who here hasn't participated in the counting game.

True, but I feel soooo dirty. Posting all those numbers and stuff. Shame on us.

Originally posted by shellie
awwww...korri *makes you a sandwich*

Where's mine, damnit?

you a bad fig tree!

Originally posted by Korri
K droolio

thanks shellie hug hug anytimes korri Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Where's mine, damnit? oh sorry, are you hungry too? korri didnt make me feel like a dumbass today

then again...you did make me yodle .....*gives you a bag of chips*

its the least i can do

Originally posted by Korri
you a bad fig tree!

Mmmm, figs. Awesome. A fig sandwich. Incredible.

Originally posted by shellie
hug anytimes korri oh sorry, are you hungry too? korri didnt make me feel like a dumbass today

then again...you did make me yodle .....*gives you a bag of chips*

its the least i can do

It wasn't very difficult. Just kidding shelz! Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no mo.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
It wasn't very difficult. Just kidding shelz! Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no mo. schmoll ill not waste my time and preston, you can keep the chips!

^ awww poor tth

Originally posted by shellie
schmoll ill not waste my time and preston, you can keep the chips! ooh, i'l have em!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I promote fake suicides, talk about sex with animals, bragged about lighting farts, I pretend Korri is my daughter . . . . . .

Should I be put down like a lame horse?

YOu belong with me at the hospital of this forum!

Originally posted by shellie
hug anytimes korri oh sorry, are you hungry too? korri didnt make me feel like a dumbass today


thats a first

usually people who are seen in public places with me feel like dumbasses

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
OMG that was my favorite thing I ever did. I swear there is a market for those works of art. artist Me too!!!

I hope shelz still likes me. I feel so abandoned. So naked. This is so un-awesome right now. I am sad. I must cry.crybaby

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
YOu belong with me at the hospital of this forum!

I'm still wearing the straight jacket from the last time I was there. It's amazing how one can adjust to wearing a straight jacket every day.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I hope shelz still likes me. I feel so abandoned. So naked. This is so un-awesome right now. I am sad. I must cry.crybaby

i dont wanna know..

How do you type? I get an army of my band's groupies to type for me.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I hope shelz still likes me. I feel so abandoned. So naked. This is so un-awesome right now. I am sad. I must cry.crybaby cry me a river?

oh jus ignore me

You just need a guy called willy to give you a hug.

Originally posted by syko freak
^ awww poor tth

Thanx. Thanks for caring.

Originally posted by shellie
cry me a river?

Why, is aunt flow coming to town? Or is she already here?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Why, is aunt flow coming to town? Or is she already here? not for another 3 week-6 weeks

now about that river...

crybaby

To answer the thread title, you need a New Imperium Polearm.

almost good enough, can I abuse you some more?

Originally posted by shellie
almost good enough, can I abuse you some more?

Yesssssss! Please do! I love when you abuse me shelz! naughty

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I promote fake suicides, talk about sex with animals, bragged about lighting farts, I pretend Korri is my daughter . . . . . .

Should I be put down like a lame horse?

That's hot! eyes

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I promote fake suicides, talk about sex with animals, bragged about lighting farts, I pretend Korri is my daughter . . . . . .

Should I be put down like a lame horse? so what?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I even pretended that I was Jesus Christ several times.
Thats not cool thats bad. Jesus dont like that.

Originally posted by Tex
That's hot! eyes Hi, Texy. eyes

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yesssssss! Please do! I love when you abuse me shelz! naughty you lame ass fukkin retard, poor excuse of human vomit.....fuk you furious

ok im done now

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I Dude it worked amazingly

Hey slip, see the spear in my sig? Im gonna buy it

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Dude it worked amazingly

The hardest part was threading the bowl into the milk cap, wasn't it?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
The hardest part was threading the bowl into the milk cap, wasn't it? Nah my cousin made it, I just smoked from it

Sweet right on!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Sweet right on! And we used a pool not a bathtub

Originally posted by SlipknoT
And we used a pool not a bathtub

Sweet, the chlorine fumes increase the effect! no2

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Sweet, the chlorine fumes increase the effect! no2 I didnt really take note but if you say so...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I promote fake suicides, talk about sex with animals, bragged about lighting farts, I pretend Korri is my daughter . . . . . .

Should I be put down like a lame horse?

TH youre the one i look up to, you cant give up cry

Hey misha

Originally posted by misha
TH youre the one i look up to, you cant give up cry

Awe, thanks mishes! Okay, I feel better.

Originally posted by Clovie
so what?

So what? So what? So what, so what you boring little fark droolio

Originally posted by Korri
So what? So what? So what, so what you boring little fark droolio

stop doing that

i hate you soooooooooooooooooo much droolio

Smoinkydoinky

Reminds me of ruffles.

ruffles, sex, a Jedi craves not these things.

Jedi are not real, so . . . .

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo

have one TiredHiker --> cheezit

hey.....your back

Originally posted by SlipknoT
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yO yo YO ! Originally posted by

Morning_Glory
have one TiredHiker --> cheezit
Thanks, MG! *chomp chomp chomp*

I could go for some walrus right about now.

Chocolate dipped walrus meat is soooooooo delish!

Human is supposed to go great with just about anything.

Th, i got bored and saw something about you should have a weapon in your sig. So here ya go.....




Dont hate me cause i thought of it first.

That's f.ucking awesomeness JJ, by the way.

Hiker, you manwhore, you're just bloody fantastic. Quit with the insecurities, your madness gets me wet eyes

Originally posted by justjakk
Th, i got bored and saw something about you should have a weapon in your sig. So here ya go.....




Dont hate me cause i thought of it first. fantastical!!

You know, faking a suicide sounds like a good idea!!!!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Jedi are not real, so . . . .

so, ye'know

Jedi aren't real??

Pffft, next you'll be telling me that Santa's a fantasy or that the Tooth Fairy doesn't drop in on the Easter Bunny every other Tuesday for whisky and chocolate buttons

Originally posted by Syren
That's f.ucking awesomeness JJ, by the way.

Hiker, you manwhore, you're just bloody fantastic. Quit with the insecurities, your madness gets me wet eyes

God you are such a turn on!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
God you are such a turn on!

So are light switches

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Since I've been here, I have taught teens how to make gravity bongs, I promote fake suicides, talk about sex with animals, bragged about lighting farts, I pretend Korri is my daughter . . . . . .

Should I be put down like a lame horse?

Originally posted by R0B
So are light switches Yeah, but lightswitches are so boring to flirt with.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, but lightswitches are so boring to flirt with.

Well they can be a turn off to

But your not TTH.....You are not like a light switch at all..

sgjhlsdhljhsljhldjkgf

TH, nothing's wrong with you.. it just makes you sexier then a camel

Originally posted by mouth
TH, nothing's wrong with you.. it just makes you sexier then a camel

interesting

TH your posts makes me want to break dance

Originally posted by R0B
TH your posts makes me want to break dance What move? The head spin? The continuation? Could you please specify?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
What move? The head spin? The continuation? Could you please specify?

The head spin

Originally posted by mouth
TH, nothing's wrong with you.. it just makes you sexier then a camel

ure a weirdo

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
God you are such a turn on!

Mehah, I do try flirt