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Damn. I just got a job yesterday in the lawncare industry again. Looks like I'll be spending the summer cutting grass instead of pouring drinks.

*sigh*

Make sure you trim around those hedges while you're at it.

That's the kind of crap we have to do. I actually start tomorrow morning.

I should go buy better shoes. My legs are really gonna ache after being on them for 10 hours.

Of course, I shouldn't complain. I havn't worked since January. So I havn't had money since January.

it would really suck if you were allergic to grass.

err...are you?

I do have allergies. So I sneeze all day like an A-hole.

alcohol?

alcohol? Hmm. . .

Wait, shit! I have to work tomorrow!

*grabs a beer*
Ah! Aint life beautifull?

You can't go to school with booze on your breath. Or can you? What kind of a school do you go to?

a "catholic" one, don't worry, I only have to go tomorrow!

others call it asylums

don't hunt To with it forever

Mowing? Blech! I can't be bothered to do even my own, nevermind others!

I like to mow my lawn, I find it relaxing and stuff. My parents hire people to mow and trim and rake and all that other stuff, but sometimes I just go out there anyways and mow it myself.

Do you get to use a self propelled lawn mower ToMacco? cause I can see how having to push one around can be a real hassle!!

Atleast it's not hot in MN, so you dont have to worry about getting heat strokes like people down here.

It was 95 degrees here yesterday. Like hell it ain't hot.

Yeah, they're self propelled. I hope this guy has riding mowers. I don't feel like walking 10 miles everyday.

95?
Shit!
It's gotten in the mid 80s here!

And it's 40 degrees right now.

This state is all messed up.

Blame Canada!

Their not even a real country anyway..................

Canada sucks, a?

Canada? What is all this Canadian bashing all ABOOT

Guess they don't like Canadians.

It's just fun to tease them.

You'd know. You're practically one of them.

I'm a good 150 miles from the border.

As I said, you're practically one of them.

Canada is for the US like France for... everyone

Especially.... Quebec!

Queeqbec?

yeah dutchman goes canadianfrenchie

is that a good reason to kick him

no but it is always a reason to kick youhttp://999999.c.telecomputing.no/PatChat/ikoner/60.gif

my waffle! finti is getting smilie-addicted!

Yup, and addicted to kicking you.

Finti is sharpening his steel toe shoes...

http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/firedevil.gif

Another graemlin overload thread. Ush will not be happy.

finti, that smacking smily one is sweet.

*crosses fingers*
please please please

I doubt he'll be visiting this thread anymore.

He won't come near this thread. He has it in the crosshairs.

where is his crosshairs anyway

At that end of that 100 foot cannon of course. The one that says "Acme" on the side.

Ush is a coyote?

meek meek

Meek?

whatever those road runners says

I believe its "beep" "beep" actually.

I think your right Gundark it always prints it like that in the comics, but maybe the B is silent so it sounds more like an m...

Either that or the Roadrunner has a deviated septum.

nicely deduced......

I don't beleive this crap.

This dude hired me, then basically told me he didn't need me yet. I was supposed to start cutting lawns on Monday. Now, here it is Thursday (Whiskey Thursday) and I'm drinking whiskey at 2 in the afternoon.

Anyone see anything wrong with this picture?

Not until you puke all over it a 3 am.

Dammit, Gundy.

barfomania

finti, what's that?

*finti looks*

*pees on finti's leg*

where is my axe ahhhh therehttp://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/axechop.gif

That's the biggest damn axe I've ever seen.

I bet I can find a bigger one.

prove it.

Well you'll have to wait. I can't get on my smiley page.

*waiting*

Sorry. I had to go for the guillotine.http://www.colute.net/cwm/contrib/sarge/Guillotine_anim.gif

how come everyone is suddenly using smilies??

I've asked the same question before.... I guess you started the whole smilie-wave, yerss

and that even before the update!

I like how the little guy closes his eyes right before he loses his head.

want to try it To?

I'm not sure if I'm ready for a smilie...

*waves hand*
you WILL use a smilie

Poor Ush. Bombadded by smilies.

bombad?http://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/jarjar.gif

Leave it to the wacko to find a JarJar smilie.

*aims Death Star laser at JarJar*

you mean this:http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/owen/deathstar1.gif?

Yes. That appears to be a Death Star type vehicle.

it is, you have to get a driver licence A++ to drive it.

Okay. Who has the keys ?

keys? what happened to the start button?

Its not an automatic.

so you don't get Anakins http://www.smilies.nl/person/mensen1/sw_anakin.gif problem