I met Jet Li at an ozzy osbourn concert

Started by R0B2 pages

I met Jet Li at an ozzy osbourn concert

Dude he threw one of them ninja star things and sliced ozzys arm. It was awsome

who's jet li? 🤨

Originally posted by golden moon
who's jet li? 🤨

This guy

That's a total lie. I was with Ozzy that night helping him tend to his farm. We planted tomatoes and rhubarb, you can ask him. 😐

No Ozzy was on stage singing while looking at porno magazines so your a liar TH 😐

Originally posted by R0B
No Ozzy was on stage singing while looking at porno magazines so your a liar TH 😐

Oh yeah, I forgot. 😮

now who need a turnip

Your both wrong, Ozzy was at my house making clay sculptures of famous rapists 😐

I came here hoping it was true *sigh*

Jet Li rules!

Movies kick...*cough*

got nothing against jet li, i do however hate The One...piss poor movie

The One is great, taped it off tv

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Your both wrong, Ozzy was at my house making clay sculptures of famous rapists 😐

Can he still sculpt? I remember back in the day, Ozzy could sculpt like no ones business.

Jet Li doesn't exist. Again, the koalas made that up.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Your both wrong, Ozzy was at my house making clay sculptures of famous rapists 😐

No ozzy was over here eating doritos and watching a porno called backdoor sluts 9 😐

Originally posted by R0B
No ozzy was over here eating doritos and watching a porno called backdoor sluts 9 😐
He told me that it was Dripping Wet Pink 4 😕

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Can he still sculpt? I remember back in the day, Ozzy could sculpt like no ones business.
He certainly has lost his touch, the passion just isnt there anymore😕

Originally posted by SlipknoT
He told me that it was Dripping Wet Pink 4 😕

Well mabey it was, I forgot 😬

His best movie has to be Romeo Must Die. Those who haven't seen it should.