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Murder my mother for me? I would but ya know, stuff....

OK for how much?jmshifty

*clenches spear*
I will.

Oh yayness *claps hands*

Oh just try not to be messy and don't say anything aboot me...

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
OK for how much?jmshifty

How much d'ya want?

I will, but the price has to be right for the situation.

I'll do it for free

*sighs* You people and your want for money. Whatever happened to helping out a mate out of the goodness of your heart?

Originally posted by frodo34x
I'll do it for free


Special!!

Originally posted by crazy_c
Oh yayness *claps hands*

Oh just try not to be messy and don't say anything aboot me...



How much d'ya want?

HOw much do you got?jm

I don't need you!! I gots myself a guy with a spear!

I need the Spear Xp if Im gonna level up this character

Damn RPG of life...

will it help you kill my mother better?

Fine!JM

sorry, I'm just cheap

whip

*practices on JM*

Oh no you didn't!

Hey!

I used a practice spear. It has a teddy instead of 20 inches of cold sharp steel

Hey, I'm not paying you to practice!

Your not paying me at all. Thats the idea. Anyway, you wouldnt want me to mess up, would you?

Date set at 30thMarch for assasination.

WHere do you live?

Originally posted by frodo34x
I used a practice spear. It has a teddy instead of 20 inches of cold sharp steel


rip

oh yeah....you're a nice guy *pats head*

Have a cookie for your troubles.

*impales cookie and then eats*

why impale it, are chocolate chips not good enough for you?

They are, I just need megaskillpoints.

Oh i see, so impale anything that can be impaled?

Exactly. It gets more skil points, meaning I can level up.

excellent *twiddles thumbs*

Just don't impale Billie....

I wont.

Goot.

*goes off to spawncamp some bears.*

Not the care bears!

y wats rong with them?

No, evil Bears of doom +45

But they're the best kind of bears!

Stick to +51

Ok. My Spear is a "Venom Spear of Impaling +232". It pwnz all bears.

yah, but ya know....bears, they've got their good points.