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I ****in hate it when you have a big bag of nacho chips and you eat all the big full chips and get good salsa coverage on them but then you get down to the bottom and for like an inch its all really small cruched up crushed chips that its almost impossible to put salsa on and then when you try your fingers get all wet from the salsa and the chip either has wat to much or none at all!!!!!!!! That ****ing pisses me off

Its possibly the worst situation known to man

That's when you fake a suicide!

I think its time to do that...

Do it for real.

Well we'll see what happens in the end

I noticed something today...I'm not in anyone's signatures as a friend...I feel so lonely.

Not at all.

Well isnt that a kick in the teeth

No, not really, no.

I don't need someone to type my name in their signature to get my kicks.

gottcha

You don't believe me, do you?

Oh no i do

Nice sarcasm there Pokemon boy.

If so, then ok.

It's hard to judge sarcasm on the net.

That's why I add sarcasm tags.

You're really a great person Lance

It's not very subtle though.

True, you need to be good at sarcasm to make it work, or the right situation needs to pop up.

I know what ya mean. BackFire is the best at sarcasm on here.

Anyways...

HELP! I can't find my cigarette lighter!

SHIT! I hate losing lighters. But I quit Ciggs, they taste like shit, so...

Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a dozen times.

But you started back up

That's why it's a joke. Hint hint.

Ah, now i get it.......Its just not funny when you have it explained...

I think I'm gonna quit for real soon...I just don't want to deal with the weight gain that occurs when you quit. Cause people eat more food when they don't take the time to smoke.

I'm losing weight right now, I don't want to get even fatter.

Man, I sound like a woman.

It was just getting to be too much money for me. I dont think i gained any weight

NO!!!!!!

it still sucks