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Welcom to the new KMC Family Market. This is the place you can get some grocerys and some clothes and electronics..... Its much like Target, if any of you knows what that is, we pretty much sell everything....but mostly we're a grocery store.....


NEW JOB OPENINGS
Executive
Stock Boy/Girl
Midnight Shift( open 24/7 365 days a year)
Guard
Night Guard
Food distributer
Bar owner (im in talks with Deano with that one) and yes there is a bar in this store
Owner-ALREADY FILLED


Send me an application and ill see if you're right for the job

executive!!!!!!!!

Janitor

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
Welcom to the new KMC Family Market. This is the place you can get some grocerys and some clothes and electronics..... Its much like Target, if any of you knows what that is, we pretty much sell everything....but mostly we're a grocery store.....


NEW JOB OPENINGS
Executive
Stock Boy/Girl
Midnight Shift( open 24/7 365 days a year)
Guard
Night Guard
Food distributer
Bar owner (im in talks with Deano with that one) and yes there is a bar in this store
Owner-ALREADY FILLED


Send me an application and ill see if you're right for the job GUARD!

Infamous store thief!

damn, send me your Resumes and ill see if you're the right guy for the job.

Name: Phil McMack
Age: 61
Eyes: orange
Weight: 321lbs
Height: 5 '11
past jobs: CEO of Microsoft, Co Founder of Sony, Lawyer.

if you were anything on the store shelf what would you be

Name: James Spoonerson
Age: 34
Eyes: Yes, i have two
Weight: 146 lb
Height: 6"2"
past jobs: erm........... Executive of the..... other stores

Name:Mike Crab
Age: 32
Eyes:blue
Weight:135 lbs
Height:5'6
past jobs:None

well well we have some new team members

*smacks BW with my mop and then goes back to Moping*

name....death
age....unknown
work history.....have taken souls for a coons age and also have acuired the abilitys of all the souls i have taken

Mwaaa ahahahahahaha

if you hire me you will have all of hell shoping at your store!

i would like to be the bartender!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*smacks BW with my mop and then goes back to Moping* HEY! NO BODY SMACKS ME WITH A MOP!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
HEY! NO BODY SMACKS ME WITH A MOP! *pulls out a 9* I just did!

smack her enough and i can take her soul!!!

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*pulls out a 9* I just did! u dare..shoot the guard?


*pulls out a tasor*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
u dare..shoot the guard?


*pulls out a tasor* *shoots the tasor out of BW's hand*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*shoots the tasor out of BW's hand* *picks up my walkie-talkie*

i need backup, now! we got a code j! i repeat! a code j!

take her out i command you for the sake of pride!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*picks up my walkie-talkie*

i need backup, now! we got a code j! i repeat! a code j! *calls up the bloods* Yo homie i have an ******* up here starting shit, be up hur in 5.

Originally posted by neowizard2005
take her out i command you for the sake of pride! ......im a man

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*calls up the bloods* Yo homie i have an ******* up here starting shit, be up hur in 5. *pulls out 2 pistols*

drop the gun, and back away

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*pulls out 2 pistols*

drop the gun, and back away *grabs my other 45 and watches as 5 cars pull up and 30 people with red bandanas over their faces, and mac 10's pull up and storm into the room and stand next to me*

I get to be the Gimp!!!

*hears backup of 20 cops behind me*

dont..move...NOW!

*all of em pull out pistols, and shoot as me and a few cops run back*

we need more backup! call the army! now!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*hears backup of 20 cops behind me*

dont..move...NOW!

*all of em pull out pistols, and shoot as me and a few cops run back*

we need more backup! call the army! now! *shoots at the cops and see the Bloods mow down all the cops* We need more men, *calls up sector 723, 892, 121, and 565* Thats about 1600 men.

The Army? lame...

*me and 7 cops escape and lock up the janitors closet*

what the hell is wrong with him.....we gotta get outta here...but there's no exit..looks like were gonna die tryin boys...get ready

*grabs an AK and me and the "homies'' Fire hundreds of rounds into the closet* *sees blood and body parts flow under the door*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*grabs an AK and me and the "homies'' Fire hundreds of rounds into the closet* *sees blood and body parts flow under the door* *ducks just in time, and finds the air vent. quickly crawls up it and out of the building, along with 2 cops*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*ducks just in time, and finds the air vent. quickly crawls up it and out of the building, along with 2 cops* *gets 200 men to stand outside to make sure there is no escape* *then plants bombs in every single room, closet, hallway then runs out with all 1600 men and clicks detonate, and watches the whole place blow apart in flames*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*gets 200 men to stand outside to make sure there is no escape* *then plants bombs in every single room, closet, hallway then runs out with all 1600 men and clicks detonate, and watches the whole place blow apart in flames* *watches it burn to the ground*

well, im unemployed...might aswell kill myself on my first day

*takes out a pistol*

aww, **** it

*fires*

*stands near and serveys things in an executive type way*

*comes back as guard*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*watches it burn to the ground*

well, im unemployed...might aswell kill myself on my first day

*takes out a pistol*

aww, **** it

*fires* *watches chunks of BW brain and skull blow out* *walks over to BW's corpse and fires 2 rounds into it for good measures* *looks to the camera and says "all in a days work..then walks away from and the credits roll down the screen*

Hello, I just came in for a bag of frozen spinich to go with my dinner tonight.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*watches chunks of BW brain and skull blow out* *walks over to BW's corpse and fires 2 rounds into it for good measures* *looks to the camera and says "all in a days work..then walks away from and the credits roll down the screen* *claps*

exellent movie!

*starts to whistle in executive way*

bar owner

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*claps*

exellent movie! indeed

Welcome, we are officially open, as is the new KMC Pub

name: freak
age:9
eyes:red
weight :5g
height :12ft
past jobsornstar

^and you are applying to be....?

hi can i have some chcolate?

yya i found it!!!!!!!! ummm can i have some....family...things?

hey me and my dragon (miffy) would like to apply 4 the night guard job

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
^and you are applying to be....? cleaner

I'd like any job

Name: John BgCock
Age: 69
Sex: Hunk
Previous jobs: Male Gigolo and Handyman ( )


how's that

me and miffy(my dragon) would like the night guard job plz

name:Mr sir
age:21
gender:male(i think)
previous jobs: none

can i have a job??? im good at....ahhh...talking?

can i be a till person?

Name: Anna/PinkDiamonds/PinkD/Pink/Pinky
Age:12
Sex:Female
Parents: Jackie Malfoy(mother),father=unknown, Lazerus(stepfather)
Past Jobs:Chocolate Eater, bar woman at KMC Pub(but dont tell Jackie Malfoy that)

well well, the family market family is growing.....we need some people to work at the bar because i need a damn drink

get down to the KMC pub then!! i will serve you!

i need a white russian on the rocks

*puts gum on that belt thing*......Wait a tick.....we need casiers imediatally

Gets a cart and starts to buy some food for the family!JMa058

That'll be $123 for a weeks worth of groceries for a full family JM.. Have a nice night

well i better get to work i'm the night-guard ok

(gets a cigarette out)u wont 1

nah, gave it up years ago...after the wife died...and the kids...and the dog....and cat....and grandpa......and.....AND.....the goldfish

ohhhhh kay then

Dont think im joking son.....you're lucky your under my wing now...we're are partners...good cop...bad cop.... WAIT A TICK...i have a new idea for a thread

man ur crazy but hey ur paying me right

thats true... but now i have to wait because im starting a police department. so your next paycheck wont be until...well....2031.... but then you willl be making at least 100,000 a year at this job....i dont know how....just trust me.

hey i wont to join ur police force too

sweet

PYARGH im bored.... time to make a sale...


SALE ON ALL ITEMS EXCEPT PRODUCE......35% OFF

Now back to regular price

now back to 25% off