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Any guesses?

To protest proposition 34292

Uh uh.

Because you found a bug floating in it?

you dump it into a glass, or onto someone

to see if it would erode the surface it came into contact with?

Because you are bad like that That's it

You emptied the can, and instead put petrol and cyanide into it. You'd give this to your best friend, who would sip it, and then you'd laugh at him, telling him he has five minutes to live. You then watch him squirm and dribble. Because he's dribbling the petrol you just gave him, you decide to ignite it and burn his face. As you stand there laughing at him, you pick up the same can and start to beat him with it, sharp ends in the eyes to begin with, working your way down. As he writhes in agony, you hold a powerful maginifying glass up to his neck and watch his spinal chord catch fire, while you spit on him. Then you use it as a satellite antenna on a laser to target orphans and small kittens.

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Because Little Nicky turned it into moose piss?

Originally posted by Red Superfly
You emptied the can, and instead put petrol and cyanide into it. You'd give this to your best friend, who would sip it, and then you'd laugh at him, telling him he has five minutes to live. You then watch him squirm and dribble. Because he's dribbling the petrol you just gave him, you decide to ignite it and burn his face. As you stand there laughing at him, you pick up the same can and start to beat him with it, sharp ends in the eyes to begin with, working your way down. As he writhes in agony, you hold a powerful maginifying glass up to his neck and watch his spinal chord catch fire, while you spit on him. Then you use it as a satellite antenna on a laser to target orphans and small kittens.

You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Um, no.

You pored it into a bottle that had whiskey in it then put it into a cars gas to make it go faster.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Um, no.

Well that's me all out of ideas.

Let's see, killing, kittens, killing, orphans, killing, friend, eyes, petrol, cyanide. Nope, that's it I'm all out.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Well that's me all out of ideas.

Let's see, killing, kittens, killing, orphans, killing, friend, eyes, petrol, cyanide. Nope, that's it I'm all out.

Do you come from a planet called cumbordera?

Originally posted by R0B
Do you come from a planet called cumbordera?

You've been there before haven't you!

Originally posted by Shadow Dragon
You pored it into a bottle that had whiskey in it then put it into a cars gas to make it go faster.

No, you are all totally wrong! There was no bug in my drink, I didn't pour it into another glass with whisky, I intetionally bought a soda, poured the contents out into a bush, and then I did something with the can.. .. . .

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, you are all totally wrong! There was no bug in my drink, I didn't pour it into another glass with whisky, I intetionally bought a soda, poured the contents out into a bush, and then I did something with the can.. .. . . Did you make a bowl out of it?

You idiots.

Because he wanted to drink it. He didn't say WHERE he was dumping the contents. He dumped the contents in his mouth.

GOD!!! IDIOTS!

-AC

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, you are all totally wrong! There was no bug in my drink, I didn't pour it into another glass with whisky, I intetionally bought a soda, poured the contents out into a bush, and then I did something with the can.. .. . .

Your nether regions must be cut to ribbons!

No its simple he got a soda opend it emptied it out and poked a small hole in the side like maybe half a CM and used it as a bowl to smoke weed.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Any guesses?

Because your truly a spy, and were giving a sign to homebase that the rooster was in the hen house.

dude, how long you been a spy? do you just do contract killing, or do you do some independent? Whats the price run on a killing these days?

But that's boring. The whole killing-his-friend idea that I had was way more interesting.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No its simple he got a soda opend it emptied it out and poked a small hole in the side like maybe half a CM and used it as a bowl to smoke weed.

those are some tough times there...pop can bowls

any thing to do with cannabis?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
those are some tough times there...pop can bowls yea they suck but hey they work

Slipknot is right!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Any guesses?

Because you are you?JM

knew it

I didn't have my usual conduit.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I didn't have my usual conduit. you light up everyday?

man, you could have waited to get a hold of some papers.

yea, any quick check has them

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
man, you could have waited to get a hold of some papers.

Crap, I even had papers and I forgot.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Crap, I even had papers and I forgot. Well how much do you have?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Crap, I even had papers and I forgot.

I hate that. i'll finally get some, lose them, buy some more, and find them

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I hate that. i'll finally get some, lose them, buy some more, and find them I usually just smoke froma bowl. I cant Roll for shit.

I used to never roll anything up. Usually only used bongs and my little bowl and dugout. Rolling one up is just a better feeling, and seems to be more convenient to me. Unless I'm at a party, then i got to break out the yoda hookah.

I quit smoking weed...random drug tests at work suck.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I used to never roll anything up. Usually only used bongs and my little bowl and dugout. Rolling one up is just a better feeling, and seems to be more convenient to me. Unless I'm at a party, then i got to break out the yoda hookah. How much do you pay for a G

a G?

Gram

five dollars for shwagg and upwards for better bud. why, how much do you pay?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
five dollars for shwagg and upwards for better bud. why, how much do you pay? About the same, anywhere from $5-$20

i just came across 42 grams of Jamaican red hair for $250. infact, i need to tend to somthing

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
i just came across 42 grams of Jamaican red hair for $250. infact, i need to tend to somthing Wow, thats a really nice deal

faint TH you shock me faint

is it for a bong? droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
is it for a bong? droolio A soda can bong would be shitty

Originally posted by SlipknoT
A soda can bong would be shitty

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Shit that blows, do they use piss testing?

Piss, hair and spit...it's completely random.

I know!

It's been 6 months without a hit for me.

That blows

A soda can bong is actually really smart

Drugs are bad mkay

you tell em robula

Yeah who wants to take chemical substances that will just kill you?

Not I

Yeah we will be healthy while the others in this thread will be talking out of a damn robot thingie they put on your throat that you have to talk out of as a result of smoking disgust

Sweeeeeeeeet



Anyways robula, I'm going to beddy, stay cool biznatch mwah1

No Im to dorky to be cool Goodnight in Canada which is 12:46 AM right now. Night Irene

Originally posted by R0B
Yeah who wants to take chemical substances that will just kill you? There is no possible way for weed to kill you.