Hero + Broken Sword vs Mace Windu

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Uber_God
Hero (Jet Li in the movie Hero)
teaming with Broken Sword (Tony Leung Chiu Wai from Hero)

vs

Mace Windu

Uber_God
has any1 even seen hero?

Darth_Nefarus
I have, and damn....
damn....
I really don't know, even with Vaapad and the force, that would be such an incredible fight.
Wait, lightsabers cut through swords, Mace wins.

jackstain
Just my opinion, but Hero is a terribly boring, and pointless movie. I left towards the end because i literally was falling asleep. Of course this has nothing to do with who would win. That being said......Mace Windu would wipe the floors, walls, ceiling, and toilets with them both.

jedimaster2000
Lightsabers would cut through swords. Mace takes this.

jackstain
Not only do lightsabers cut through swords, but........

Samuel L. Jackson cuts through any other actor in the world. Mace wins.

Jedi cut through stupid chinese acrobats. Mace wins.

Star Wars cuts through boring sub-titled foreign films. Mace wins.

Black dudes cut through Asian dudes anyday. Mace wins.

The Force cuts through martial arts and floating around with feathers. Mace wins.

Buggy eyes cut through slanted eyes. Mace wins.

Shiny blad heads cut through greasy black hair. Mace wins.

Bad Mutha F*ckas cut through not so bad matha fahckahs. Mace wins.

Can you dig it? Sucka.

Darth_Nefarus
lol, I can dig it.
Although I disagree with you about Hero. The cinemetography, and the settings are incredible. I will give you that is pretty slow, but I love slow movies, take the Godfather; it's slow but one of the best movies of all time.
The fights in Hero are incredible and Jet Li is hardcore. They should have gotten him to be a character in a star wars movie.

Uber_God
Originally posted by jackstain
Not only do lightsabers cut through swords, but........

Samuel L. Jackson cuts through any other actor in the world. Mace wins.

Jedi cut through stupid chinese acrobats. Mace wins.

Star Wars cuts through boring sub-titled foreign films. Mace wins.

Black dudes cut through Asian dudes anyday. Mace wins.

The Force cuts through martial arts and floating around with feathers. Mace wins.

Buggy eyes cut through slanted eyes. Mace wins.

Shiny blad heads cut through greasy black hair. Mace wins.

Bad Mutha F*ckas cut through not so bad matha fahckahs. Mace wins.

Can you dig it? Sucka.

Lets fix that

Fair enough :

Samuel L. Jackson cuts through any other actor in the world. Mace wins.

Jedi cut through stupid chinese acrobats. Mace wins.

Black dudes cut through Asian dudes anyday. Mace wins.

Bad Mutha F*ckas cut through not so bad matha fahckahs. Mace wins.


Bullsh*t :

Star Wars cuts through boring sub-titled foreign films. Mace wins.

The Force cuts through martial arts and floating around with feathers. Mace wins.

Buggy eyes cut through slanted eyes. Mace wins.

Shiny blad heads cut through greasy black hair. Mace wins.


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It wasnt subtitled on the dvd
eyes and hair got nothin to do with it

And how bout this, mace lost his lightsaber and is using a sword

jackstain
well chinese movies are better i guess....if, you know, im tryin to help myself slip into a coma, or im at the brink of commiting scuicide and need a push.

MACE IS BETTER..... darn you and ur dumb g00k movies.

Darth_Nefarus
Whoa, f*ck you for saying that!
They're slopes big grin

Uber_God
reported

Darth_Janus
Let's keep the racial ethnic anger to a minimum.

Darth_Nefarus
dude, my grandmother is korean, that's the reason i said that in the first place.
i think it's funny to make fun of my ancestors, like the irish people
drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight...

jackstain
Originally posted by Darth_Nefarus
Whoa, f*ck you for saying that!
They're slopes big grin


lol, awesome

jackstain
i know... i have many friends who are chinese, lamo.....uber god, what a nerd, i can see him now pushing up his glasses "oh well this will just not do! what a potty mouth. im reporting this to the authorities...on the double!"

Darth_Janus
Hm. Well, still... It's nice to show consideration. Not everyone knows your ethnicity. For all you know I could be Asian. Not like that'd stop any of you, but still...

jackstain
well i mean if you take offense from someone on the internet whom you never have and never will meet, thats pretty sad. but i dont disrespect people because of their nationality......unless theyre canadian.

Darth_Janus
Yeah, Canadians piss me off too.

Oops... did I say that aloud?

Darth_Nefarus
Then we agree!
Everyone is cool unless they're canadian, eh?

Darth_Janus
Yes. Us normal folks are cool.

Darth_Nefarus
yee haw

chilled monkey
'Struggling to get back on topic'

Mace takes this one. Firstly his lightsabre slices right through their blades so they have no defence against that.

Second he has the Force. He is so powerful he took out an entire droid army, mostly by hand. Look at his 'chain punch' in Clone Wars.

Third, he created his own martial art (vaapad) at age 12!

Darth_Nefarus
Yeah, creating something like Vaapad at age 12 means you're an incredible bad *ss

Board Walker
So would hero win?

NewGuy01
What is with this gravedigging, BW!?

Board Walker
Some of these versus matches are really interesting, i noticed most of the revent threads are very similar and almost identical to one another. I wanted to discuss something fresh

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