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Well, I guess you have to respect the attempt. I feel bad for the schmuck that has to clean the squad car.

Sick...

goddamn...who or what convinced him that filling his mouth with shit would trip the breathaliser!?!?!? WHAT A SHMUCK!!!!

Originally posted by PVS
goddamn...who or what convinced him that filling his mouth with shit would trip the breathaliser!?!?!? WHAT A SHMUCK!!!!

I think this master plan was hatched out of "drunk guy logic".

Everyone who has ever partied has fallen victim to "drunk guy logic", but this guy takes the cake...the sh*t cake that is.

yeah...he was just another lush talkin shit


oh we can make jokes about this till doomsday
too easy

Too easy, but damn funny

Heard about this story on the radio this morning. They (the DJ's) were going crazy over it.

Wahahahahaha!!!!

Silly Billy.

that dude really must have been shit faced to try something like that

Originally posted by wuTa
that dude really must have been shit faced to try something like that

pun intended?

Hahahahaha.

I just....wow. I don't understand the logic.

-AC

i guess along with beer goggles comes beer science

Sick. And I'm the Master of Excrements.

^ ha ha ha..

That guy must of been desperate..I bet it's in all his local papers...

Oh my frigging God...

Thats ****ing gross

No shit...

Can I just say that this is perhaps the best. thread. title. ever.

i've dome some pretty dumb things drumk, but that is one thing thats never passed through my mind

i think they should just let the guy off...really, whats the point?
he just made a complete jackass of himself before the whole world.
everywhere he goes they're all going to say 'there goes ol' shit eater'.
i think justice was served...with a vengeance

Originally posted by Imaginary
No shit... Pun intended?

this whole is just ... ewww... eww... ewww!! GROSS!!

Originally posted by PVS
i think they should just let the guy off...really, whats the point?
he just made a complete jackass of himself before the whole world.
everywhere he goes they're all going to say 'there goes ol' shit eater'.
i think justice was served...with a vengeance

'there goes ol' shit eater'.