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Welcome to The Guild.

I will treat all requests with the utmost importance.

I would gladly train anyone who wishes to become an Assassin.

please make me a sandwich.

i want to be an assassin

wat is it btw

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Welcome to The Guild.

I will treat all requests with the utmost importance.

I would gladly train anyone who wishes to become an Assassin.

You scare me....

Originally posted by Velcro_Boy
please make me a sandwich.
make ur own

ok when do classes start

Originally posted by Velcro_Boy
please make me a sandwich.

Not those kinds of requests you fool!

Originally posted by Kharhmah

I will treat all requests with the utmost importance.


its pretty important to me!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Not those kinds of requests you fool!

Will you go out with me?

Puh-lease, like i need assassin lessons



















*drops gun thingy on foot*

when will the insanity end!!!! (bangs head off the floor)

Originally posted by *Danii*
Puh-lease, like i need assassin lessons



















*drops gun thingy on foot*

ROTFLMAO

Danii!!!!! OMG, I thought you dropped off the face of the earth.

Originally posted by Da Moose
ROTFLMAO

Danii!!!!! OMG, I thought you dropped off the face of the earth.



I know i left for a while. . .

BUT, i luv you guys soooooooooooooooooo much so i had to come back

good choice


and no i don't need lessons, no one will let me hold the gun anyway

Me neither

Originally posted by *Danii*


I know i left for a while. . .

BUT, i luv you guys soooooooooooooooooo much so i had to come back

Well, you're back now, and that's all that matters.

Originally posted by Clovie
good choice


and no i don't need lessons, no one will let me hold the gun anyway

You can hold my gun.

*Offers you my gun*

Originally posted by Da Moose
Well, you're back now, and that's all that matters.

Indeedy

(bangs head off mooses antlers)

Originally posted by *Danii*
Me neither Originally posted by Da Moose
You can hold my gun.

*Offers you my gun* aren't you afraid i can make it shoot in the wrong time?

so wen AM i gonna get any lessons?????

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
ok when do classes start

Before you can become an Assasin, you must answer these questions.

1. Are you willing to Kill?

2. Do you have a favourite wepon?

3. What is it? Why?


If you answer these questions correctly you will become an Assassin.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
(bangs head off mooses antlers)

What?

Originally posted by Clovie
aren't you afraid i can make it shoot in the wrong time?

There IS no wrong time to shoot it. And I can reload quickly too!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Will you go out with me?

shifty

1 yes yes
2yes yes
3mechine gun
4bcoz i just love them

oops its meant to be
3 machine gun, not mechine

Originally posted by syko freak
1 yes yes
2yes yes
3mechine gun
4bcoz i just love them

That is all that is needed, you are now a qualified Assassin.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
shifty

I got a shifty!!! I got a shifty from Kharhmah!

Ok Ok...I'll kill now....

Originally posted by Da Moose
What?

sorry i am slipping again

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Before you can become an Assasin, you must answer these questions.

1. Are you willing to Kill?

2. Do you have a favourite wepon?

3. What is it? Why?


If you answer these questions correctly you will become an Assassin.

1. hell yes
2. yes
3.any big ass sword, i like the way it feels in my hands (lol)

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Before you can become an Assasin, you must answer these questions.

1. Are you willing to Kill?

2. Do you have a favourite wepon?

3. What is it? Why?


If you answer these questions correctly you will become an Assassin.

1. D'uhhh....of course.

2. Yes

3. My hooves and antlers. Have you ever seen the way a man squeals when he is impaled by antlers? And I don't mean the way that Baylin squeals, that is totally different, I mean, squeals and begs to die.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
1. hell yes
2. yes
3.any big ass sword, i like the way it feels in my hands (lol)

I like your style, You are an Assassin.

antlers hurt i know (rubs head)

Originally posted by Da Moose
1. D'uhhh....of course.

2. Yes

3. My hooves and antlers. Have you ever seen the way a man squeals when he is impaled by antlers? And I don't mean the way that Baylin squeals, that is totally different, I mean, squeals and begs to die.

*evil laughter*

Your in.

thank you

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Before you can become an Assasin, you must answer these questions.

1. Are you willing to Kill?

2. Do you have a favourite wepon?

3. What is it? Why?


If you answer these questions correctly you will become an Assassin. 1 no
2 yes
3 uzi

Originally posted by Da Moose
There IS no wrong time to shoot it. And I can reload quickly too! how quickly?

how long does the training last?

Originally posted by Clovie
1 no
2 yes
3 uzi

how quickly?

You wanna find out? 2guns

Originally posted by Da Moose
You wanna find out? 2guns i wouldn't have asked if i didn't want to find out, DUH.

Once you are a guild member, you may advertise your Assassin skills to other KMC users. They wish someone to be dealt with, you must do so accordingly.

Any Assassins who have had there time wasted by a KMC user must deal with them as they see fit.

Originally posted by Clovie
i wouldn't have asked if i didn't want to find out, DUH.

Well, aren't we lil miss snooty?!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Well, aren't we lil miss snooty?! i have no idea what's snooty is..but if you say so i must be acting like one :cofnused:

Originally posted by Clovie
i have no idea what's snooty is..but if you say so i must be acting like one :cofnused:

Snotty, smartassed.

Ok, so grab my gun, and let's see how good you are.

Originally posted by gefallen_engel
how long does the training last?

Once you have given me proof of your first kill, there will be no need for training.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Snotty, smartassed.

Ok, so grab my gun, and let's see how good you are. oh..


*takes it* heavy

Im about to assasinate Crazy C's mother...