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Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

Shoot it with a Railgun.

Or, alternativly, Ill come round and smite it with my Sp34r of Smiting +34

silly string that stuffs toxic and almighty gooey

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

Better to have a spider in your cabinet than a burr in your britches.

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet. you shoud get to love it
spider there are so cute, and they're eating stupid flies

Originally posted by frodo34x
Shoot it with a Railgun.

Or, alternativly, Ill come round and smite it with my Sp34r of Smiting +34


your so obsessed with that bloody spear!!!!!!



but i can understand though; when i bought my sword i was swinging it everywhere and stuff

I am the Spear King of the Al Bhed.

nuff said

Now see this is what happens when you only have one hour of sleep the night before. I cant believe I opened this thread.

Nice to see moosie wasnt doing the manly thing and offering to kill it for me or anything.

JP I'll kill it for you!

Wait, does that make me manly?

I hate spiders

Did the spider look like this?jmspiderif so he was in my bed last week!JM

That spider must have an amazing hairstyle now

i thought this thread was about a chicken! WHERES MY CHICKEN!

i want to see JP dressed as a chicken! NOW!

Watch it, Mist. Thou shalt not mess with JP nono

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

Spiders are absolutely evil, I have the spider phobia, maybe that's why I suck as a man. cry

call the exterminater

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
Ok so this morning I see this little spider in my cabinet. Too big to smush by hand yet the cabinet is too small to stick something in to smash him. SO I get out my big ole can of freeze hair spray and let him have it.

Now do you think he'd die? oh HELL no. So now I have a spider in my cabinet.

OMG what was I on when I made this thead?

This is what happens on zero sleep.

Need more caffeine, JP

chicken suit now!

Dream on Mist! diva

hey hey, the title of this thread has chicken, now come on...lets see it

I have to admit JP, I wanna see too.

No Priestess in a chicken suit!!!!!!

i do however have a bunny costume

Show us, it shouldve been an Easter present for the Aliiance

Pffffffffffffft schmoll

my dreams are gone....

hghghdytutkjgk

Slips had a bit too much ganja again

cry no chicken suit....weep

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
No Priestess in a chicken suit!!!!!!

i do however have a bunny costume

You do?

...can I borrow it?

Originally posted by Velcro_Boy
call the exterminater
*looks at velcro's sig*

OMG ZERG RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoenoe KEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKE ^_^