64% of Women.......

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silver_tears
.......say men in this profession are the best sex partners......
What profession is that? detective

Demarthl
i dont have a proffesion cry

Clovie
plumber? huh

silver_tears
This is a proven statistical fact smart

Clovie
i've guessed?

Maya Zurak
Lawyers?

silver_tears
No and no eek!

Corran
Originally posted by silver_tears
.......say men in this profession are the best sex partners......
What profession is that? detective Nurses

silver_tears
no stick out tongue

Da Moose
Porn Stars?

Maya Zurak
a mechanic?

silver_tears
You would think so scott, but no stick out tongue
And no, not a mechanic.

Corran
Firemen

Jackie Malfoy
Lawer or Judge?jm

Mandos
A gigolo?

Da Moose
Originally posted by silver_tears
You would think so scott, but no stick out tongue
And no, not a mechanic.

Internet Moose?

silver_tears
Well Scott I do believe .......eek!



















No laughing out loud none of the above

Corran
Computer geek

Da Moose
Originally posted by silver_tears
Well Scott I do believe .......eek!



















No laughing out loud none of the above

Damn....foiled again.

Ok....Carpenter?

silver_tears
A handyman embarrasment

pr1983
Originally posted by silver_tears
A handyman embarrasment

not surprised... its the multitasking...

Da Moose
Originally posted by silver_tears
A handyman embarrasment

Like a jack of all trades? Pfftt...yanno what? I know how to do nothing when it comes to repairs...but when it comes to other things, I know a lot.

If a guy is a little bit good at a lot of things, then how can he be REALLY good at ONE thing?

I think not.

Maya Zurak
laughing ...a handyman???

silver_tears
yes droolio a handyman

pr1983
Originally posted by Da Moose
Like a jack of all trades? Pfftt...yanno what? I know how to do nothing when it comes to repairs...but when it comes to other things, I know a lot.

If a guy is a little bit good at a lot of things, then how can he be REALLY good at ONE thing?

I think not.

your obviously not a good handyman stick out tongue

Da Moose
Originally posted by pr1983
your obviously not a good handyman stick out tongue

stick out tongue Ha.

I can multi-task.

I can't drywall or put in a door worth shit, but I can concentrate on more than 20 zones of a woman's body without missing a beat. cool

Demarthl
i can lay carpets, paint, install dors and build walls no expression doesnt mean shit in the bed though

pr1983
Originally posted by Da Moose
stick out tongue Ha.

I can multi-task.

I can't drywall or put in a door worth shit, but I can concentrate on more than 20 zones of a woman's body without missing a beat. cool

there are more than 20 stick out tongue

silver_tears
I can paint and do all that too stick out tongue

Da Moose
Originally posted by pr1983
there are more than 20 stick out tongue

I know that...but doing more than that can cause a woman to self combust.

Then you have to cleanup....and it's a hassle... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mandos
cool

Powerful_Dragon
Who you like?

syko freak
Originally posted by silver_tears
.......say men in this profession are the best sex partners......
What profession is that? detective
porn starsnaughty

PrettyLilMe!!
an idiot

pr1983
Originally posted by Da Moose
I know that...but doing more than that can cause a woman to self combust.

Then you have to cleanup....and it's a hassle... roll eyes (sarcastic)

not if your subtle... well at least at first... and of course there are some women who are well able for it...

dave123
Conputer/Video Game Forum Moderators? whistle

Myth
A handyman eh?

Well, I'm quite handy. naughty

Clovie
Originally posted by silver_tears
A handyman embarrasment what's that? huh

Mist
laughing laughing laughing

you are one crazy chick silver! laughing

JToTheP
*fires self from TJMaxx to become a handyman/giggalo* BEST OF BOTH WORLDS COLLIDING!!!!!!!! laughing

draconigena
A cop?

RaventheOnly
Nuclear Technician! geek

soundtrack
reading these comments one at a time are hilarious.

hmm, my guess will be a...

teacher?

leebrielle
A doctor or A gardner

silver_tears
Originally posted by Mist
laughing laughing laughing

you are one crazy chick silver! laughing

it's true, it was a radio surveyembarrasment

R0B
This thread is cool

silver_tears
idiot no expression

R0B
Yes I am

Myth
Plastic vagina tester!

Jedi Priestess
Originally posted by Da Moose
Internet Moose?

rotflmao! hysterical you arent short on modesty are ya Scotty? wink

Corran
Why are people still guessing? Irene gave the answer!

closing.

Baylin
Originally posted by silver_tears
.......say men in this profession are the best sex partners......
What profession is that? detective

Handymen eh... Well as some of you know I'm Paramedic and I have studied anatomy in quite some depth. And on my days off I do work for people as a handyman so that certainly explains a few things! shifty

neowizard2005
porno's i bet thats it right!

frodo34x
This is getting silly.

Closing

**EDIT Turns out I'm not actually a Mod. Damn.

a1hsauce
so... silver are you for real a handyman is best... cause now im considering changing my major

dave123
Irene's part of the 36% that likes her random idiots like moi in bed love

silver_tears
Damn right droolio

pr1983
Originally posted by dave123
Irene's part of the 36% that likes her random idiots like moi in bed love

laughing

dave123
Whatever floats the boat wink

Baylin
Indeed! yes

dave123
I thought fireman would be a popular choice

R0B
Originally posted by dave123
Whatever floats the boat wink

dave123
*sighs* stick out tongue Let me teach you the ways of pleasing women....

R0B
No thats ok Dave, I just felt the need to use that picture erm

dave123
laughing out loud Fair enough then stick out tongue

Beast_Within
nice pic of the T Rob laughing out loud

silver_tears
Originally posted by dave123
*sighs* stick out tongue Let me teach you the ways of pleasing women....

I'll watch eek!

dave123
No no, you may be my prop while you're here droolio

silver_tears
schmoll hmmph

dave123
fine, we'll just romp backstage happy

silver_tears
there's a backstage? I'm so there droolio

dave123
and a romp.... don't forget that eek!

silver_tears
that is unimportant right now droolio

The Tired Hiker
It's because horny housewives who's loser husbands can't get them off in bed, the handyman is the only one they can call while their husband is at work to please themselves. It's such a scam.

silver_tears
someone's bitter stick out tongue

The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I was hoping the answer would be news photographers. erm

silver_tears
Well this is just one poll hmm

Mist
laughing

The Tired Hiker
New photographers do it in the field. happy

Corran
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
It's because horny housewives who's loser husbands can't get them off in bed, the handyman is the only one they can call while their husband is at work to please themselves. It's such a scam. Good point - I'll bet the real answer is call centre operatives, but because a lot of people don't have much access to them they cannot comment, and the guys are so good in bed that their ladies keep them forever so can never compare with others and they think it's normal that they are that good.

The Tired Hiker
Totally.

misha
Originally posted by silver_tears
.......say men in this profession are the best sex partners......
What profession is that? detective

fireman? eek!

Originally posted by silver_tears
A handyman embarrasment

oh ... cry

alltoomany
Originally posted by BeachBunny
Lawyers?

women say that about lawyers

alltoomany
Originally posted by Corran
Computer geek

Mr. Smarty pants

ADarksideJedi
Doctors and actors and chiefs since I am married to one!

Bardock42
You are married to a doctor actor chief?


What's a chief, actually?


Oh....you mean Chef, I remember you said you were married to a Chef.

Rogue Jedi
Fire chief?

Barker
>this thread is from before I registered
>i registered almost six years ago

ADarksideJedi
No just a chef!

Mairuzu
A drunk

Robtard
A handyman is the answer?

Then 64% of women must prefer taking it through the tradesman's entrance. Can't say I'm surprised.

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