Humans having sex with animals?

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AdventChild
My friend told me that there was porn that had women having sex with animals like a dog and animals of that nature.....I did some research on it and it wasn't really a good thing to look at.... Does any one know if this is really real? or is it fake...cuz i am seriously doubting that men or women would have sex with an animal... or any one in their right minds any way.....

Tex
It's very real. puke

DeVi| D0do
I've heard about it and find it disgusting... and disturbing

Wether it's real or not, I dunno... but it's amazing what people will do for a bit of money

Powerful_Dragon
I'v seen a women haveing sex with a dog and a horse

SlipknoT
Yup, I've seen porn like that smile

Powerful_Dragon
Women that do that has no love from men so they do it with there pets

Powerful_Dragon
I'v seen a women having sex with a horse, and lemi tell ya that don't look right

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Powerful_Dragon
I'v seen a women having sex with a horse, and lemi tell ya that don't look right You ugh seem to know alot about this stuff

Echuu
this stuff is called beastality

very gross in my opinion

finti
laughing out loud laughing out loud someone just got busted laughing

BackFire
Hey, it's fun.

Ignite
did u eva see the vid with the fat chick havin sex with a horse??...its funny

Ushgarak
Animals, kitchen appliances, bits of scenery. Nothing people won't have sex with. Some women even have sex with men. Ugh.

Filth
It sickens me to see how much humanity discraces its self in the past few years greed has currupted humanits, they will do anything for the right price.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Ushgarak
Some women even have sex with men. Ugh. Imagine that roll eyes (sarcastic)

KharmaDog
Originally posted by Filth
It sickens me to see how much humanity discraces its self in the past few years greed has currupted humanits, they will do anything for the right price.

Wake up man, humanity has been in the crapper for thousands of years.

Funny story (well kind of), while I was in highschool I had a friend (let's call him G) whose mom was a very attractive and very horny woman. When me and my other friends would go to call on "G" she would always be wearing something sexy and act very provocative around us.

We all thought it was only a matter of time until she tried to sleep with one of us. I was also just starting to see "G"'s sister so I knew that it wasn't gonna be me.

One evening a bunch of us came across "G" and he looked really lost. Not sad, but just blank. We kept on asking what was wrong. What had happened is that "G" decided he was gonna skip school that morning and sleep in. Mom didn't realize anyone was home so when "G" came down the steps later in the morning he walked into the living room where his mom was lying underneath the family dog getting to know each other better. He freaked and had been walking around in a daze ever since.

It's a funny story, but kinda sad in that it ended out with the whole family crumbling apart. "G" eventually had to go to a psych ward because he couldn't deal with his parents getting a divorce, all the crap that comes with being a teenager, and finally the "big show" he got to witness.

Eventually I moved away and never heard from "G" again, but that's some pretty messed up stuff.

ladygrim
omg thats jus wrong

Corran
There's a vid clip going around the internet that is definately real with a women being taken from behind by a horse, apparently the woman died a couple of days later.

Linkalicious
It's called Beastiality.

Do a google search, you'll find a ridiculous amount of sites that are centered around this....which means there is an equally ridiuculous amount of people willing to see this kind of stuff.

Go to Tiajuana, Mexico....there's a girl there that puts on a little show for you. The Donkey Show. I'm sure you can guess what she does....sick

PVS
anyone sick enough to have sex with an animal could just die for all i care

neowizard2005
well i remember reading in the paper last year that
a man was put in jail for having sex with his sheep
really no lie..

Corran
Originally posted by Linkalicious
It's called Beastiality.

Do a google search, you'll find a ridiculous amount of sites that are centered around this....which means there is an equally ridiuculous amount of people willing to see this kind of stuff.

Go to Tiajuana, Mexico....there's a girl there that puts on a little show for you. The Donkey Show. I'm sure you can guess what she does....sick Does she 'ride' a donkey?

KharmaDog
There was also a man who tried to marry a goat. Sure that's sick, but it's also damn funny.

Pastor - "do you take Earle to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Goat - "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
Pastor - "I need a yes or a no answer please."

WindDancer
Congratulations! This is the most disturbing topic for a thread in the GDF! Now if you will excuse me.....I'll go somewhere else.

*shudders*

debbiejo
Sick..Sick..Sick....Now it's gonna invade my dreams!! Gross...disgusting...The poor guy catching is mom...Scared for life.

a1hsauce
ya beastiality is quite disturbing, but last i heard it was a goat not a donkey.. i could be mistaken though....

Jackie Malfoy
That is just wrong.JM

PVS
a few months ago, there was a local story (new jersey)
about a man who repeatedly had sex with his neighbor's dog.
the neighbors went so far as to get a restraining order against him,
but he persisted. anyway, as the article states, cops showed up on
the property and literally caught him 'with his pants down'.
as if thats not weird enough:

-there were no other reported incidents of this man having sex with any other animal...just this particular dog. even when he was found out, rather than move on to the next quadruped, he kept going after this one dog.

-the dog was a full grown rottweiler. i know enough about these dogs to know that they are very patient and will put up with alot, but how...oh how did this guy not get his throat ripped out? seems to me that it was kinda consensual laughing out loud


true story

Mr Parker
This is a thread started to try and be funny right? laughing

Df02
surely every1s seen or heard of beastiality porn before haha?
sick shit, but hilarious at the same time.

not as warped as tubgirl tho...*shudders*

PVS
actually, i just googled and found that article

here ya go:

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/3527

Linkalicious
No, no....I'm quite sure it was a donkey.

And she does....numerous...."things" with this donkey. sick

*goes to throw up*

R0B
Wow good job on making this disturbing ass thread...

tabby999
i dont think the people who are involved in these acts are mentally "healthy" but i dont think they should be treated quite so harshly as people here suggest. and its happened for thousands of years too, indian women used to have sex with animals.
and in most cases its not like the people hurt the animals, people who do things like clubbing baby seals and kicking and stomping on kittens, they're sick f*cks, some woman climbing under rovers not hurting him, i'm sure the dog gets a kick out of it.

oh, and on i side note, near where i live in the paper there was an article with the heading "Man Faces Bestiality Charges", some guy got caught with a farmers dog in a "compromising" position

DEFCON One
Originally posted by KharmaDog
Wake up man, humanity has been in the crapper for thousands of years.

Funny story (well kind of), while I was in highschool I had a friend (let's call him G) whose mom was a very attractive and very horny woman. When me and my other friends would go to call on "G" she would always be wearing something sexy and act very provocative around us.

We all thought it was only a matter of time until she tried to sleep with one of us. I was also just starting to see "G"'s sister so I knew that it wasn't gonna be me.

One evening a bunch of us came across "G" and he looked really lost. Not sad, but just blank. We kept on asking what was wrong. What had happened is that "G" decided he was gonna skip school that morning and sleep in. Mom didn't realize anyone was home so when "G" came down the steps later in the morning he walked into the living room where his mom was lying underneath the family dog getting to know each other better. He freaked and had been walking around in a daze ever since.

It's a funny story, but kinda sad in that it ended out with the whole family crumbling apart. "G" eventually had to go to a psych ward because he couldn't deal with his parents getting a divorce, all the crap that comes with being a teenager, and finally the "big show" he got to witness.

Eventually I moved away and never heard from "G" again, but that's some pretty messed up stuff.

that is disturbing. i feel sorry for G

lil bitchiness
People had sex with animals long before the ''porn'' industry made it a product - yes its real. There poses a question of consent of an animal, but I dont see why is this such a huge taboo.

Afro Cheese
I heard pirates used to bring sheep with them on long trips for sexual purposes.

tabby999
instead of becoming homosexuals with one another like the navy? wink

AdventChild
that's gross so that crap is really real....that really sad to hear....

vaya_the_elf
Animals and humans having sex together????


What kind of a question is that. ... That's just wrong.

You can get disease, and plus think of the poor animal. Animal probably does not want it, and its just plain gross.

It's sad when people have to do something like that. They are really messed up in the head.

FeceMan
Perhaps, but perhaps they are no more "messed up in the head" than homosexuals.

BackFire
Please avoid idiotic and irrelevent comments such as the one above.

Thanks.

Tex
Preach it sista! captainpolicezorrosmoke

pr1983
Originally posted by FeceMan
Perhaps, but perhaps they are no more "messed up in the head" than homosexuals.

how the f*ck can you say something as idiotic as that?

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by FeceMan
Perhaps, but perhaps they are no more "messed up in the head" than homosexuals.

WHAT!? You and I get along on a lot of topics. But, you point of view on this subject makes me sick. There is a huge difference between the two. If you want to pretend that a man sleeping with a goat is the same as homosexuality, then you are way off base. In fact, it's ignorant.

You have just declared war on your own point of view.

Ignorance in it's greatest form of insult on the planet. Do you so want to join their numbers that you are willing to throw reality out the window?



Or, was that sarcasm? If it was, then you need to understand that there is no basis for you saying it, unless someone else said it seriously before hand.

Imperial_Samura
I agree, I see no way anyone could link bestiality and homosexuality. Such a view is bad, although a lot of anti gay-marriage people seem to use the old "but if a man and man can get married, what if someone wants to marry a dog, or toaster". Still, the view is foolish, and to a degree insulting.

But as to the subject, yes Bestiality and zoorastia really seem very horrible, but it is nothing new, in fact there are some notable cases in history and mythology, in ancient times there were even bestial cults that partook in such acts. Really I have no idea how anyone finds it nice or erotic or whatever (pretty sure at one stage far in the past you could be put to death for it). And as far as I know it is illegal today in a lot of places (cruelty to animals and so forth)

tabby999
Originally posted by FeceMan
Perhaps, but perhaps they are no more "messed up in the head" than homosexuals.

the only thing i think you could try link on that one is that maybe they think its all a hormone or chemical imbalance in the particular person that results in the desire. i dont know, any line of comparison they were trying to draw was a weak one

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by tabby999
the only thing i think you could try link on that one is that maybe they think its all a hormone or chemical imbalance in the particular person that results in the desire. i dont know, any line of comparison they were trying to draw was a weak one

Agreed.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
But, you point of view on this subject makes me sick. There is a huge difference between the two.

Indeed, there is a massive differance between the two.

However condeming beastality as ''sick'' is unfair and rather hypocritical coming from you, because just as hetrosexuality and homosexuality, beastality is a sexuality - the unchangable and the one perticipants cannot control.
If your post was misunderstood, then my bad.


That goes for everyone in this thread who condem beastality as ''sickness'' - its not something they can control, or choose.

Fire
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yup, I've seen porn like that smile

That's the kind you never want to see again

IceWithin
Originally posted by FeceMan
Perhaps, but perhaps they are no more "messed up in the head" than homosexuals.

ure kiddin' right? laughing out loud

as for the topic, I think it's disturbing... I would certainly not want to make friends with someone who does this kind of things... It's obvious there's something wrong with them... and not a hormone balance prob or anythin... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Imperial_Samura
It should also be noted, and I am generalising here, but the people who do this as part of the Internet adult industry, probably don't have some chemical imbalance, or some strange sexuality, I have a feel for a large part it probably has more to do with money then doing something they have a sexual need for.

FeceMan
Just causing problems. laughing

Of course there's a difference between two people of the same gender having sexual intercourse and a human having sexual intercourse with an animal.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
It should also be noted, and I am generalising here, but the people who do this as part of the Internet adult industry, probably don't have some chemical imbalance, or some strange sexuality, I have a feel for a large part it probably has more to do with money then doing something they have a sexual need for. I think you're right.

Porn industry does that. Few gay porn stars aren't really gay but they do it for money - im sure somewhere there are some desperate woman who does it for the money too.

FeceMan
Actually, now that I think of it...

What if there was a "beastiality gene"?

mechmoggy
Originally posted by AdventChild
My friend told me that there was porn that had women having sex with animals like a dog and animals of that nature.....I did some research on it and it wasn't really a good thing to look at....

Yeah, you've just gotta do "research" on these types of issues! eek!


Sicko! laughing out loud

Thoma5
I saw those porn b4 and it gross but i tink the dog enjoy it too cuz i also saw tat dog was shakin hard on the back of the woman....It tat call animal abuse?

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by mechmoggy
Yeah, you've just gotta do "research" on these types of issues! eek!


Sicko! laughing out loud laughing out loud I remember a certain picture you made me click it numerous times mad laughing out loud

mechmoggy
I did no such thing! You set that picture as your wallpaper of your own accord. eek!


Eeeuw, I've just got a mental image of it.

lil bitchiness
laughing out loud

IceWithin
Ok guys, I know it's sick.... but it's not ALL bad erm
once u get used to it.. it's kinda...ok
















































OMG!!! you cannot seriously believe I agree with that, right stick out tongue laughing

mechmoggy
"Do you love animals?"





"Yeah, if it's cold enough..."

Alpha Centauri
I can safely say it's disturbing to me.

-AC

Mainstream
ugh

a1hsauce
i hope people understand as well though, that there are other sexual acts besides intercourse that people partake with these animals. I dont know if its actually cruelty to animals if the animal itself keeps coming back or even continues with it

AnImE_ChAoS
i was downloading a music video and i previewed it and it was a woman being shagged by a horse. and i tell you i needed a new keyboard after i finished seeing my dinner for the ssecond time sick confused

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/AnImE_ChAoS2/sigs%20and%20avatars/chaossig.jpg

AdventChild
I've heard of pet lovers...but i really thought they were literal about it!

AnImE_ChAoS
Originally posted by AdventChild
I've heard of pet lovers...but i really thought they were literal about it!

XD!!!! oh thats great laughing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/AnImE_ChAoS2/sigs%20and%20avatars/chaossig.jpg

mouth
in Tijuana, they have 300 pound women go on top of a table with a donkey and literally shag the bloody donkey and everyone watches and go nuts..
it's so sick

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by AdventChild
My friend told me that there was porn that had women having sex with animals like a dog and animals of that nature.....I did some research on it and it wasn't really a good thing to look at.... Does any one know if this is really real? or is it fake...cuz i am seriously doubting that men or women would have sex with an animal... or any one in their right minds any way.....

it is real - and disgusting

King Burger
People will do anything for money.

With men, this usually takes the form of violence.

With women, this usually takes the form of sex.

Humans are venal, it's as simple as that.

big gay kirk
A local teacher once got arrested for giving her dog something special.... in the end she got let off.... the magistrates said it wasn't that serious an offence, but she was banned from keeping dogs for three years....

The Inkeeper
So she and the dog got off

vaya_the_elf
Originally posted by big gay kirk
A local teacher once got arrested for giving her dog something special.... in the end she got let off.... the magistrates said it wasn't that serious an offence, but she was banned from keeping dogs for three years....

that's it

Only three years...

I should think she should never have a dog again, and seek some mental help as well.

Dwarfdude
Wow....Riding a pony has a whole new meaning to me now X x;

Dude.....Thats just.......Wrong...... sick

Capt_Fantastic
I've had sex with a few dogs. Dogs in the figurative sense of course. The kind of dogs where you wake up the next morning and wonder how you're gonna get out of the bed without waking them up.

Ou Be Low hoo
I once saw a guy push a sheep through a fence it was stuck it in. He used both hands and seemed to be enjoying himself...

MetallicaT
Originally posted by mechmoggy
"Do you love animals?"
"Yeah, if it's cold enough..."

lmao...whats that from? i've heard that befor

tabby999
what about in Braindead/Dead Alive
"oh so i see you found your old mans videos....is that the one with the chaimber maid and the donkey?" big grin

Xiao_Qiao
Yes, a very VERY disgusting topic.

A few weeks ago I was listening to the radio on my way to school, abd the police has appearently caught some guy who was breaking in to numerous homes and having sexual intercourse with the dogs that were locked inside. My mom nearly stopped the car to give me that 'WTF' look.

What was even more disturbing was what the man had told the police. I forgot his exact words, but he said something like: "I felt sorry for the dogs. They are barely ever allowed out of the house. How are they supposed to have any fun in their life."

What the heck?!?!?! Did he think he was doing the poor animals a favor or something? Now I'm scared to let either of my animals outside because of sick freaks like him!!! X_x

Dwarfdude
There was some sort of dog-rapist lose on Cape Cod at one point in time...We were up there, and my mom was like "Dont let Zoe (my dog) out of your sight, the cyotes might get to her!"

That was the least of my worries that night...

Dwarfdude
Did I mention that beastiality is legal in florida?

Least thats what I heard.

Kinky bastards.

Reborn Again
Originally posted by AdventChild
My friend told me that there was porn that had women having sex with animals like a dog and animals of that nature.....I did some research on it and it wasn't really a good thing to look at.... Does any one know if this is really real? or is it fake...cuz i am seriously doubting that men or women would have sex with an animal... or any one in their right minds any way.....

This is a very disgusting subject and I can't believe I replied to it, but I wanted to voice my opinion and say these people should be shot! Interspecies sex is ... sick

Darth Jello
it's wrong, animals cannot give consent. plus it spreads disease.

Syphillis came from llamas

Klogz
LMAO!! I love this thread!!

Beastiality is gross and off putting, but hilarious!

Mystifier
I knew it existed, ye.. Just never thought about it 'cos it is extremely disturbing sick

I don't see why people get a kick out of watching this stuff.. And geez, what kinda state of mind must the people who actually do it be in?

Uneeklyconfused
it is actually quite funny when you hear stories of people having sex with animals. i feel sorry the animals.do they know whats going on?

el barto_1
this is no lie, i've seen a clip of a man taking a HEN(grown upp chicken) from behind.

a1hsauce
are u serious its legal in florida... thats one messed up state.

debbiejo
Wow..I can't believe this thread is still going...I wonder why it's so popular????

finti
lots of lonley people out there debbs stick out tongue

SaTsuJiN
Originally posted by debbiejo
Wow..I can't believe this thread is still going...I wonder why it's so popular???? you and me both.. confused

King Burger
Because it's kinky and dirty with a touch of funny, is why.

debbiejo
Poor lonley, kinky, dirty who think it's funny, people.

King Burger
Ouch!

Uneeklyconfused
i still say , poor poor animals! no

seriph
HIV might of come from monkeys, now thats some sick shit!!! sick

Powerful_Dragon
Originally posted by SlipknoT
You ugh seem to know alot about this stuff
My friend told me about that, thats all I know.

seriph
um your friend sounds a bit disturbing, tell him to seek councleing please

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by seriph
HIV might of come from monkeys, now thats some sick shit!!! sick

How, oh how, can HIV come from monkeys?!

HIV = Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

yerssot
it's an old myth, kept in live by mal-educated people on this subject

Beyonder
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How, oh how, can HIV come from monkeys?!

HIV = Human Immunodeficiency Virus.

Came from monkeys. It started out as a monkey virus then MUTATED into HIV. Google up the monkey virus name if your curious.

KharmaDog
Actually it is believed by many that the AIDS virus originally came from rhesus monkeys and was introduced into the human population by an unethical doctor who injected a polio vacine into a few patients in africa that was originally derived from rhesus monkeys instead of humans.

EHmasterJedi
LOL what the hell is this thread!?! LOL glad i dont venture out of the Star Wars forums much LOL!

vaya_the_elf
Originally posted by EHmasterJedi
LOL what the hell is this thread!?! LOL glad i dont venture out of the Star Wars forums much LOL!


laughing out loud I know what you mean. Although mine would the comic forums.

DarkCrawler
In the Game called Black and White, when you bring an sheep to the sailors they say:

"Mmm, sheep, sheep have lot of uses. And the voyage is long..."

ROFLMAO. laughing out loud

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by KharmaDog
Actually it is believed by many that the AIDS virus originally came from rhesus monkeys and was introduced into the human population by an unethical doctor who injected a polio vacine into a few patients in africa that was originally derived from rhesus monkeys instead of humans.

Damn those dirty apes.

THATS THEIR PLAN, THEY INFECT US ALL WITH THEIR HORRIFIC BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS AND WHEN WE ALL ARE DEAD, THE PLANET IS THEIR!!! mad

I need to go to zoo to kill the local apes before they can murder my country.

Anybody want to accompany me?

THEY ARE EVIL!

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IST/IST193/V3053010.jpg

YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THEIR EYES.

Darth Odious
HELLO! Out of all the forums to be created, I never thought it would be this! I'm gonna go throw up now. Drink Pepsi!pepsi

Darth Odious
Old Mother Hubbord went to her cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own!
yay!
F*uck your pets!! wooohooo!naughty

Storm
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How, oh how, can HIV come from monkeys?!

HIV = Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
The origin of HIV is now generally attributed to SIV (Simian immunodeficiency virus) from African primates. The virus at some point crossed species from chimpanzees to humans (a human killing a chimp and eating it for food is regarded as one of the possibilities).

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Storm
The origin of HIV is now generally attributed to SIV (Simian immunodeficiency virus) from African primates. The virus at some point crossed species from chimpanzees to humans (a human killing a chimp and eating it for food is regarded as one of the possibilities).

Many viruses mutilate. SIV mutilated to HIV in humans, however you still cannot get HIV from animals.

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by DarkCrawler
In the Game called Black and White, when you bring an sheep to the sailors they say:

"Mmm, sheep, sheep have lot of uses. And the voyage is long..."

ROFLMAO. laughing out loud Hahaha, yeah. I give them horses. I am their god and they do not deserve my people's good meat

Plus the'll need glue and dogfood at their new home.

PVS
Originally posted by Storm
The origin of HIV is now generally attributed to SIV (Simian immunodeficiency virus) from African primates. The virus at some point crossed species from chimpanzees to humans (a human killing a chimp and eating it for food is regarded as one of the possibilities).

i read the same. i believe the theory is that people originally contracted the virus by eating monkey brains. the most efficiant way to get a virus from a host might i add

a1hsauce
hmmm... thats a plausible way to contract it. I never thought of that, and eating monkey brains back in the day was common in that part of the country by the natives was it not?

loserib
sex with animals is metal \m/ \m/

LordFear
Man, I never thought I would see this thread in here!!!!
Wild stuff folks, really wild.
Now my domain is usually the Comix versus forum but sometimes I wander off but Man!!!! did I ever wander too far off!!!lol

SimpleSeduction
Originally posted by AdventChild
My friend told me that there was porn that had women having sex with animals like a dog and animals of that nature.....I did some research on it and it wasn't really a good thing to look at.... Does any one know if this is really real? or is it fake...cuz i am seriously doubting that men or women would have sex with an animal... or any one in their right minds any way.....

Yes it is real. But it's soooo disgusting! sick

SaTsuJiN
Originally posted by KharmaDog
Actually it is believed by many that the AIDS virus originally came from rhesus monkeys and was introduced into the human population by an unethical doctor who injected a polio vacine into a few patients in africa that was originally derived from rhesus monkeys instead of humans. Hmm.. I think the government engineered AIDS and HIV.. its much too precise of a disease

LordFear
Actually a lot of people do believe in the government having played a part in engineering AIDS

shugie99
All dogs an horses. Do any other animals come into play?

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Hahaha, yeah. I give them horses. I am their god and they do not deserve my people's good meat

Plus the'll need glue and dogfood at their new home.

My people probably hate me. I torture them daily. I burn their fields, drown their children and stone-bomb their houses.

a1hsauce
lol the government engineering aids. thats a bit far fetched... conspiracy theoryish

DCLXVI
Ah, Bestiality. sick
REX prefers a special kind....stick out tongue

Uneeklyconfused
i say "dont knock it till you've tried it" laughing

beer (X15) + bunny = shifty whistle
stick out tongue

LMAO laughing

tabby999
one of my friends has a book that is all about how HIV came from monkeys, but there was other arguments saying that it came from holland after mutating.
i also saw a comedian once who had this sort of thing in their set:
"you know what, i dont think we should bother trying to cure Aids, soon as its all cured, some weirdos gonna go and f*ck another monkey and now we've got something else to deal with."

Uneeklyconfused
because monkeys are THAT willing to 'fornicate' with humans.....

Uneeklyconfused
then again.....if the monkey didnt like it ....it would come back for more...laughing

a1hsauce
well for animals, one can never quite be sure

Uneeklyconfused
especially monkeys!

Uneeklyconfused
funny that...i..embarrasment did actually go on to a webs ite...just out of curiosity shifty really whistle and....to my horror it was quite disturbing .sick..there was a woman embarrasment.and a dogembarrasment...and some stuffembarrasment that was coming out and stuff embarrasment

was quite a turn on
joke!!! laughing out loud

Uneeklyconfused
the simpsons' dog is called 'Santa's little helper'........hmmmm.....

King Burger
You're one sick girl Uneeklyconfused.

Uneeklyconfused
sick?...laughing.. in what sense?

Uneeklyconfused
the sick ones, are thoes who violate the poor animals ...orifaces....they are exits not entrances.

King Burger
So you wouldn't mind if they use the "entrance" in a female
animal? Heh, heh...

Uneeklyconfused
the key word there, my love, is 'ANIMAL'

DCLXVI
Pyronecrobestiality is worst....stick out tongue

Darth Vicious
theres a bunch of beastialitites on Kazaa, i have seen girls with horses, dogs, dunno why would they do such a thing but i have to admit i once did a cow, damn that girl was big, lol, too many coronas i guess,lol

King Burger
Yeah, I imagine having sex with a burning animal corpse is
not cool.

DCLXVI
Originally posted by King Burger
Yeah, I imagine having sex with a burning animal corpse is
not cool.

laughing out loud
Captain REX seems to enjoy it.....stick out tongue

Uneeklyconfused
but what if you catch on fire as well?, is that s'posed to add to the pleasure.

omg wot if ur pubes catch on fire? how would you explain tht ?

King Burger
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
but what if you catch on fire as well?, is that s'posed to add to the pleasure.

omg wot if ur pubes catch on fire? how would you explain tht ?


Two words, which I already told you.

DCLXVI
Dude/dudette, don't talk about flaming pubes. laughing out loud

Uneeklyconfused
its an issue.......the flaming pubes must be spoken about !!!!
DONT IGNORE THEM,............ EVER...THE FLAMES WILL ENGULF YOU AND YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE BEING!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHH :MAD:

DCLXVI
laughing out loud
You're one messed up cookie. stick out tongue

Uneeklyconfused
dont tell the hospital where i am embarrasment
promise?

PROMISE

King Burger
Only if you tell me what the caption reads on your signature pic?

Probably "Don't use as signature pic!", yes?

Uneeklyconfused
its a suggestion..
why dont you tell me what you think it reads....i ll say yea or nay !

keep it clean wink

King Burger
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
keep it clean wink


Methinks that's near-impossible with you Uneeklyconfused.

Uneeklyconfused
LMFAO

your soo kind! it can be clean......shifty
no everything has a sexual inuenndo

or do they ....any back to people Fc/uking animals.....

Cosmic_Beings
Why the hell are people enjoying a conversation about sexual relations with animals? Sick.

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