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You pansie. Why didn't you throw something back at him?

Hell NO!
I wasn't going to provoke some crazy hick!

The other people on the street were in shock too, I pulled off to a neighborhood street to collect myself!

He was probably one of your relatives!

You should have just cranked up your Bjork music. It would have scared the shit out him.

Some sand?

NO!

So have you even been road rage victimized?

No one messes with me and my crappy station wagon.

like you arent one of those :rolleyes

If I had been alone in the car I would have followed him to the next stop light and then yanked him out of his car and used him as sponge cleaning up his mess. If Live or Monika had been with me I wouldnt have done anything at all. Would have memorized the his looks though. This area aint bigger than I could have bumped into him on anight on town. Then his night of fun would have ended right there.

Do people actually talk like that in Texas??

Anyway, about the RR. Since I live in merry ol' England, I haven't really experienced any road rage that I can remember - in the last 5 years.

But you're were right IMO not to do anything - he could have been carrying a gun! Now we wouldn't want to upset anyone with a gun...

that aint a to big off a problem in Norway, agree with those gun crazed hicks.

Well most US peeps carry guns, so you should kinda avoid arguments with ALL Americans.

Yup, they're all liable to bear arms.

No were not. It's legal in like two states.

You can own a gun, but you can't carry it around with you.

But in texas it's compulsory to have one on your hip.

I know in Arizona you can carry one. My uncle does, just like a cowboy.

Oh, by the way finti. If you tried to pull a guy out of his car, he would of whoped your ass, then had a snack.

don't try to be agressive Texas, it makes you... laughable

I would have gotten his license plate number. But not by writing it down. I would follow him until he stops and steal it and replace it with a customized plate that says, Greg and Steve in Love or something. Just for laughs.

Yeah, you have to be carefull cause everyone in Texas has a gun!

You can keep it in your car, and purse, and pocket, you just cant take it into public buildings and school zones.

I think.

I would think so.

now we know where Texas keeps his one

I was on a business trip a couple of months back and the traffic on the motorway was real bad. I was in the fast lane tanking it at about 80 mph with loads and loads of other cars in front of me for as far as the eye could see. Then I gets this twaty rep in a Vectra behind me right up my arse flashing his lights cus he wanted to get the extra 20 feet ahead if I would have moved. I ignored him for ages and finally let him pass, he sped past me and I was behind the gimp for the whole journey home. What a freakin moron.

I love it when I see people like that get pulled over... I just laaaaaaaaaaaaugh and laaaaaaaugh and laugh!

HEY! I was one of those people, before I got my speeding ticket back in January
but now when I see someone speeding severly, I am appalled!!! They are putting everyone else on the freeway in danger!

has anyone ever gotten in parking space fights? I've had like 4 of those, usually the bigger car wins

well if you guys wanna see RR go to puerto rico.

me and my parents were in this crappy van we rented, and some guy tried to cut us off. so my dad, being like he is, didnt let the guy in front of him. so then the dude tapped our car and my dad rolled down the window, and PUNCHED his car!!!!

and how did the story end?

my dad puled into a parking lot and the little arm raising thingie wasnt working. so the dude parked behind us and scince we couldnt pull out or go foward we were stuck. then my uncle who was in front of us at the time, got out and told him he should move before he called the police

good

is it me or is Texas suddenly more mature?
must be me!

I've always been mature, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

RR is a serious epidemic in this country. People get behind the wheel and think their the pope of the streets or something!!!

But of course Yerssot will never experience RR cause he rides the bus like a bum!

I don't like the bus, I take the bike thank you very much

Do you have a little bell on your handle bars?
*ring ring*

no, I don't need it

Oh, so you opted for the little sunflower basket instead!

Do you have stickers on your training wheels?

I'm sure he has those little pom-poms on the handle bars ends.

rainbow colored?

No just different shades of pink.

beautiful!
he could get a matching helmet

Don't generalise your situation

He probably has one of those little horns too!
*honk honk*

I'm sure he has a Barbie themed bike seat.

Just kidding Yerssot!!!

Yes, I know.
Your hormones got out of hand as usual

My hormoes control my hand is more like it!

remember to wash your hands then!

(gross, pure gross)

I was a victim of road rage! I was in my dad's friends car with my friend, his dad, his 3 sisters, and his jack ass brother. We were driving somewhere (I can't remember where), but his dad had to drive through the Ghetto of LA. A stupid bum in a beat up Volkswagen van (you know, the ones hippies used to live in the 1960s?) and he tried to ram us off the road and he flipped us off and cussed us out. He was as drunk as ToMacco on Free Beer Night at the bar in Minessota. My friend's dad hit the brakes and the bum crashed car into a parked car. The van flipped over on it's side, and bum came out all bloody and flipped us off some more. Very strange, but no one paid heed until the car crashed.

That was bad!!!
It was proably ToMacco's wild out of control lover!!!

I was stuck in an hour traffic jam this evening. Apparantely if you close 5 lanes on a 6 lane freeway, a traffic jam happens. I wonder if anyones informed the Department of Transportation about this dilema!!!
IDIOTS!!!!
Give us a brake my ass!!!!!

You're probably the one causing trouble.

Did you start your job yet or what, Tex?

Not yet
On Tuesday I go to an orientation workshop from 9am to 6pm, and then I'll start my regular shift from 2pm to 10pm!

That sucks

The evening shift pays more!

12 cents an hour?

I'm not working in Norway for christ sakes!!!!

Uh oh!

ItNif doesn't scare me!

No, but he'll insult you with song lyrics.

80's songs lyrics dont scare me either!
Bod Dylan lyrics, now that's scarry!!!!

Can you even understand what he's saying?

No, his big Gonzo nose muffles his mouth!

At least he's "out of it" because drugs srewed up his mind.

What's Bjorks excuse?

It takes a true genius to be 'out of it' without the assistance of drugs!

"The answere my friend is blown by my nose,
the answere is blown by my nose" - Bob "big nose"Dylan

So Tex what do you gonna make an hour then. You just whish you come up to half of Norwegian wages. We have very good wages in Norway and we pay a hell of alot of taxes as well

Taxes suck.

my nan is a victim of horse rage ... in the 80s she was stuck behing a tractor going rather slow and som horses in a field escape and hit the car they werent hurt but my nans car was and the women who owned them blamed my nan for scaring the horses but there was a tiny wall protecting these horse from a main road ...

thank god who ever bumped up this thread

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oh god where is tex?

OMG This thread makes me laugh! laugh1 and i should be sleeping!!

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I need a diva tantrum fix!

rrriiite

you got something against diva tantrums?schmoll

nope....