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A polar bear just slapped me in the face with a peice of ham

he had ham?

Originally posted by justjakk
he had ham? As far as the eye could see!

if you see him again, ask him if he took it from a rabbit with a shopping cart and a beach shirt

Will do

if he did, he owes me a butterball

how many

one

he owes me a ham sandwitch i just got bread intresting

Originally posted by SlipknoT
A polar bear just slapped me in the face with a peice of ham

yeah, theyll do that sometimes...

Well slap it back then!

Poke it back!

hysterical

Originally posted by SlipknoT
A polar bear just slapped me in the face with a peice of ham

how rude nono

Kill it

I know he was an ass

Or eat the ham

You know... did you ever consider the fact that maybe the polar bear was just trying to be nice and give you some ham... but he just happens to be a clumsy polar bear and he tripped and it flew out of his hands straight into your face?

Originally posted by draconigena
You know... did you ever consider the fact that maybe the polar bear was just trying to be nice and give you some ham... but he just happens to be a clumsy polar bear and he tripped and it flew out of his hands straight into your face? Yea, I pondered that thought, but then i realized, arent we all mermaids?

He could have been a mutant or disabled polarbear.... you shouldnt be discriminatory Slip

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yea, I pondered that thought, but then i realized, arent we all mermaids?

Oh, well, there is that... I'd completely forgotten about that.

uh... yeah...

Originally posted by draconigena
Oh, well, there is that... I'd completely forgotten about that. Alot of people do

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Alot of people do

It's just one of those common facts that people often forget about... like how breathing is necessary for survival.

It IS?

Oh, most definitely.

Does that make me a freak of nature, then?

Unfortunately... yes.

Sorry, but you're doomed to be an outcast forever dear...

cry

Originally posted by draconigena
It's just one of those common facts that people often forget about... like how breathing is necessary for survival. If I had a nickel for every time i did that...

Originally posted by Imaginary
cry

I'm sorry, but that's the way it is hon.



I'll still like you though!

Death

Originally posted by draconigena
I'm sorry, but that's the way it is hon.



I'll still like you though!

Yay

cheese

whiz

penis

And now we're back to the penis...

How can you stay away from the penis?

It's proving to be very difficult.

Bloowns*