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Now theres blood everywhere

Clean it up then disinfect the floor, blood is very unhygienic nono

grrrrr 110

I should make her lick it up for biting my hand off

Blood tastes icky... where's your hand?

In wolflets mouth

blood tastes yummy

Give me my hand back Karen

its chewy....NEVER

In that case... Wolflet, eat it

But I cant grab stuff without it

Don't you have two hands?

No I only have one

Use your feet

*chews on your middle finger*

No, I cant rub my nipples without my hands

Originally posted by Wolflet
*chews on your middle finger*

Hey!

If my foot can reach my mouth, then your foot can definitely reach your nipples

Originally posted by R0B
No I only have one

No, before Wolflet bit you...

Originally posted by R0B
Hey!

Originally posted by Imaginary
If my foot can reach my mouth, then your foot can definitely reach your nipples

Hmm well girls tend to be more agile so thats not true. I can not touch my nipples with my foot

Originally posted by Wolflet


* kicks your wolf food away *

bye everyone

Bye you hand eating beast

Originally posted by R0B
Hmm well girls tend to be more agile so thats not true. I can not touch my nipples with my foot

Thankyou for taking the time to realise I'm female

I thought you was a guy till a few minutes ago when I looked at your title

That sucks

Damn, I need to change my sig.

No the name imaginary dosnt sound like a girls name

idk

Doesn't sound like a guy's name either.

Psh. You boys.

I knew she was female.

Well its pretty easy to figure out that Rob is a guys name...

YOU'RE A GUY!?





No way.

Yeah its shocking isnt it

Very. I am out of my mind with shock... seriously.




That wasn't very convincing, was it?

Yeah and you thought that I had no penis. That just sickens me. jk

Well... you... you didn't think Imag had a vagina!

Yeah well mabey she dosnt. Just kidding Imaginary

Don't worry about it. But yeah, I do.

Are you 100.1% positive that you do? shock

All this talk about penises and vaginas in making me itchy

Yes, 100.1%.

Well let me check to make sure so that I can be 100.2%

No way

Awww come on Ill pretend to be a doctor

Nope, I never go to male doctors

*drags Imag into the back room to play doctor*

Well if I pretend to be a female then can I? shock

DRAY! NOO!

Then Rob, I'd need to see your bits first

My bits?

Penis for sale

*leaves*

Penis for sale?

Who's penis?

Originally posted by Imaginary
*leaves*

Ok you can see my bits and then I can check

Rob is Let's make him our slave!

Originally posted by draconigena
Penis for sale?

Who's penis? Mine

Originally posted by Imaginary
Rob is Let's make him our slave!

No!!!!!!! shock

Why would you want to sell your penis?

*sees bits* My virgin eyes! *runs away screaming*

Originally posted by Imaginary
*sees bits* My virgin eyes! *runs away screaming*

Ok I kept my part of the deal now its time to keep yours

Originally posted by draconigena
Why would you want to sell your penis? No, no, no its on sale to use as a sexual stimulant

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, no, no its on sale to use as a sexual stimulant

GOT IT! That's completely different... and makes much more sense. If I had a penis I'd probably sell it as a sexual stimulant too... but I'm stuck with a vagina.

Originally posted by draconigena
GOT IT! That's completely different... and makes much more sense. If I had a penis I'd probably sell it as a sexual stimulant too... but I'm stuck with a vagina. Well im still for sale

*buys SlipKnot's penis*


Ahahaha! Now I've got one!

Originally posted by draconigena
*buys SlipKnot's penis*


Ahahaha! Now I've got one! Oh yea, im still attached to it, so go ahead and use it

*runs away into the closet with her new penis*

Dont pull so hard crazy

If you would walk faster I wouldn't have to pull so hard!

Im going as fast as I can!

Oh, alright then... I'll stop pulling so hard.

Ok, keep going

*next bit is censored to keep with the PG-13 ness of the forum*

8stares blankely*

You two get out of my thread now

Originally posted by R0B
You two get out of my thread now Nope

* shoots slip and throws dracon in a cage full of rabid gophers * Problem solved

NOOOOOOO!!!


Damn. Stupid gophers, they always get me eventually.

Wow, you missed, have some cake

Lets all eat a grilled cheese sandwhich

Can I stay?

thats a good idea

*sneaks out of the cage and steals Rob's sandwich*

Originally posted by Imaginary
Can I stay?

Yes you may and you owe me

Originally posted by draconigena
*sneaks out of the cage and steals Rob's sandwich*

How dare you steal a grilled cheese. Thats just disgracful

But there's another one right behind you!

Hey, lets get back to the penis grabbing

Not until I'm done eating Rob's sandwich!

ok, ok

Originally posted by draconigena
Not until I'm done eating Rob's sandwich!

That my sandwhich that your eating?

Eeep... Rob, can I pay you back in sandwiches?

Originally posted by Imaginary
Eeep... Rob, can I pay you back in sandwiches?

No that is not acceptable

Rob here have this bagel

Originally posted by R0B
That my sandwhich that your eating?

Yup, the one I stole from you...



But it's halfway gone already, so don't bother trying to steal it back.

hehehehe

Originally posted by draconigena
Yup, the one I stole from you...



But it's halfway gone already, so don't bother trying to steal it back.

Oh well the first time you tryed to grab the sandwhich you grabbed my nuts

Originally posted by R0B
No that is not acceptable

cry What do I have to do?

wowowowoow

Originally posted by R0B
Oh well the first time you tryed to grab the sandwhich you grabbed my nuts

Well if they didn't look like a grilled cheese sandwich...

Originally posted by draconigena
Well if they didn't look like a grilled cheese sandwich...

No grilling my nuts would hurt quite a lot

Originally posted by Imaginary
cry What do I have to do?

Well I have no idea

ouchhhhhh

I can imagine... wait, no actually, guess I can't...

I think I'll keep owing you, I can come in handy at times.

PENIS!

PENIS!

Originally posted by Imaginary
I think I'll keep owing you, I can come in handy at times.

Ok awsome, Im sure your can come in handy a lot of times!

Originally posted by draconigena
PENIS!

Originally posted by SlipknoT

PENIS!!!

Boobs

Originally posted by SlipknoT


That's mesmerizing...

Yeah it is Dray!

In fact... it's hynotizing... putting me to sleep...

Originally posted by Imaginary
Yeah it is Dray!

My penis is larger than the lightsabre in your sig

Originally posted by draconigena
That's mesmerizing... isnt it?

Originally posted by R0B
My penis is larger than the lightsabre in your sig


Its a LIGHTSABER!

Originally posted by Imaginary
Its a LIGHTSABER!

Well whatever, its larger than that lightsaber

gjsjsgjsfgjsr

You know Rob... on my screen the lightsaber isn't really all that big... only about 5 inches...

dhsfjfgjdhkdg

Originally posted by draconigena
You know Rob... on my screen the lightsaber isn't really all that big... only about 5 inches...

I know which is why I said that my penis is bigger than it

I'm just saying... it's not much of an accomplishment to be bigger than it.

fgjkdgkhkdgkdgh

lol yeah...

Multiply the five inches times three

And you have the height of the shelf sitting next to me!

sperm

No Im 6'1...

Originally posted by R0B
No Im 6'1...

Originally posted by draconigena


Dont look confused at me young lady

Originally posted by R0B
Dont look confused at me young lady

Originally posted by draconigena


* pours a bucket of ice down your shirt for no reason *

shit

Originally posted by R0B
* pours a bucket of ice down your shirt for no reason *


Hey! That's cold!


Good thing I've gotta go change this shirt anyway...

Originally posted by draconigena
Hey! That's cold!


Good thing I've gotta go change this shirt anyway...

Well goodnight Mrs Icey Breast

Originally posted by draconigena
Hey! That's cold!


Good thing I've gotta go change this shirt anyway... Can we watch?

Originally posted by R0B
Well goodnight Mrs Icey Breast

Good night Mr...

damn, no good nicknames...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Can we watch?

Of course...



























...not.

The name is Rob

Originally posted by draconigena
Good night Mr...

damn, no good nicknames...



Of course...



























...not.

Originally posted by R0B
The name is Rob

Oh gee thanks... smartass.

Originally posted by SlipknoT


Sorry, it's already off and replaced.




SEE, I knew I'd get distracted again... seriously going to sleep now...

Well at least Im not a dumbass

Originally posted by R0B
Well at least Im not a dumbass

yup

Post a pic of you in your replaced shirt

Night Dray... damn I think I missed her