Last One Standing: Yoda vs. Spock

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jedi2187
Spock: pointy ears
Yoda: pointy ears

ADVANTAGE: Tie

Spock: Pon Farr every seven years
Yoda: Jenna Jameson Holovids

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Spock: Vulcan nerve pinch
Yoda: Force-(fill in the blank)

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Spock: Haircut like the Beatles, with sideburns
Yoda: comb-over

ADVANTAGE: Spock

Spock: 6'2"
Yoda: not tall enough to go on the rides

ADVANTAGE: Spock

Spock: Worked with the crew of the Enterprise-A
Yoda: Senior member of the Jedi council and personally "mentored" Aayla Secura

ADVANTAGE: Yoda

Spock: Came back from the dead
Yoda: Looks like a roadie for the 'Dead

ADVANTAGE: Spock

Spock: Almost 200 years old
Yoda: Clocked at around 840

ADVANTAGE: Yoda


Winner for this round: Yoda!

Darth_Janus
Keyboard- 24 dollars.
Star Trek and Star Wars rentals- 35 dollars.
Bribe to get your older brother off the computer- 12 dollars.
Making Yoda once again, the man- Priceless.

AngryApocalypse
ahahahhahahahhaha lol. I LOVE that commercial

Julie
yoda...yoda....he looks good for being that old

AngryApocalypse
does spock even have powers?

Julie
don't know I never was much of a trekkie

Darth_Janus
Yeah, he has the power to remain unsurprised at all times.

Darth_Nefarus
Dude, have you guys ever seen Spack sing the song about the hobbit? I think that if you watch that you might give him a chance lol

Darth_Janus
A hobbit? Been watching the van DVD player in the garage again?

Darth_Nefarus
what? no
also, have you seen william shatner performing rocket man?

Darth_Janus
Never. I woudl love to, though

Tormentor_2004
wat superhuman powers does he possess?

Darth_Nefarus
How dare you question the super powers of Willaim Shatner!
seducing green aliens is like the force, it takes concentration, stamina and heart.

jackstain
yoda is a jedi

spock is a homosexual

advantage, yoda, and the rest of SW becuz star trek SUCKS

Darth_Nefarus
I agree star wars is superior, but like i said, once you've seen spock singing about the hobbit, you might change your mind

OB1-adobe
Okay this is a weird topic.


Spock has the vulcan neck pinch....well if he tried that on yoda, he would have to bend all the way down, and by that time Yoda would have already chopped off his knee caps, and force thrown his pointy eared ass right back into that radioactive chamber thing from Star Trek 2.

"Die fast and prosper you must, mmmm"

Darth Destroyer
Oh yeah Yoda would own Spock's pointy ear ass he would force lightning his ass before spock even got close enough to use his weak ass neck pinch!!!

Much too learn spock still has!

jedimaster2000
Yoda owns spock anyday.

jackstain
i see the match going two ways actually............


A: spock loses his temper and goes ballistic on Yoda, and soon thereafter Yoda cuts him into 38902109830198309882139 pieces.

B: spock gets horny and tries to suck on Yoda's ears, soon thereafter Yoda cuts him into 389374028932039874390874 pieces....

pr1983
Yoda obviously, spock is a low level telepath with superhuman strength...

yoda has force powers and a lightsaber...

yoda wins...

Commander K
This is against da rules!

Captain REX
Was this revived just so I could kill it? Gee...

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