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*sniff*

well, I think we all do....

BOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!

And she hasn't answered any of my pm's.




Looks like freeq is back.

Who the hell are you?

Freeq.... OMG.... looks like the spell is beginning to work when Edna's absent for too long.

I must have missed something.

Freeqs really a drag queeq

Yup.

So freeq and queeq are the same person?

Or is this like when it was said that Raz and Zed were one in the same.

It's a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

longo tello, but part would be ... sea is wet...

Yeah, I'm sure Edna misses me too!

She hasn't answered any PM's because she hasn't been on-line since the 27th of March.

She's never been off this long since she first came.

I wonder if she'll ever be back.

I bloody hope so.

It would be sad around here if she never returns or even to tell us goodbye

It would make very little sense as well. I wish I could tell you what the problem was but I'm going out of my mind waiting for her to contact me.

We'll see what happens when she gets back to uni next week.

Where is she supposed to be right now?

At home in Staffordshire.

And how far away from you is she?

A few hundred miles.

When she is in London it is closer to fifty.

Oh, so you don't know how to contact her in Staffordshire?

Yes I do; that's rather the nub of the issue.

Didn't Uni start this week? It did here in Manchester anyway.

To, freeq really is a sock. Zeds just a wannabe

Imperial is a bit weird; she gets back soon.

Aaah, a weird place, for weird people.

Damn right.

So....when are you starting

It could be tailor-made for me and I wouldn't go; I've had more than enough of education.

Not, just enough education to perform?

No. Hate education. Hate it hate it hate it.

Stereophoics rule BTW - album is great, go buy/download it now!

When you mean education, I hope you mean taught education. We can't have you becoming a "hick".

Gosh, what a horrible image.

she probably has no internet access, so we just hafta wait and bury her mailbox with PMs.

and then you have the only normal person around here... me

I bought it when it first came out before the "Handbags" song was added, I was gutted about that BTW, and when I heard "Vegas Two Times" was released I was shocked at how long it had been since I'd listened to the album. The phonics really don't rush releasing thier singles do they?

P.S. I'm sure Edna's just too busy with her summer job and uni work at the moment to come and say hello. No doubt she'll be back Ush.

A sock? Freeq is a sock? What in god's name?

Now I'm really confused.

Okay, lets say you re-register under a new name so that you can have two personalities on the go at once.....yes, following me?

That would mean your new identity would be a "sock".

The story is that Edna used magic to turn queeq into freeq...get it?..
Hehehehe..To is easily confused!

I see.

Makes more sense now.

I'm also Obi-wan Kenobi.

I can smell your socks a mile away To.

my waffle! Am I glad I don't life near To than!!!!

To has sneaker feet. which makes stinky socks and smelly feet.

easy to say, he still... ;-

still, what????

do I have to make a complete list?

yes, I am still

give me a few years to complete it

I'll have alzheimer's by then. Now is bad enough. my brain cells all wanna stay

hehe; so if I get you long enough to wait you won't remember it

She already forgot.

Edna should be back here soon.

who's coming soon??? Edna? Who's Edna??? oh, our Edna. All right

E D N A , what is that Aussie cross dresser called again dame edna???????

Ah him. With his nice choice of dresses...

Freeq is my alter-ego, or at least so they tell me. I don't really know when I've turned into freeq now. I thought the spell was over.

another tulip boy or is freeg a flower boy?

More like a water lily fellow.

a fairy then

Ah, no... too green for that.

Enda's back ! Edna's back !

Yes I am. Sorta! Don't worry, I haven't been struck down by some tropical disease or anything obscure like that. Reasons for my absence are rather dull and borng really. The usual stuff. A dad who likes destroying home PCs cutting off my net access, being a student working all the hours god sends to pay off her debts (succeeded - just!) and also realising that this witch hasn't done any work all year and is currently on track for failing her course! Totally flunked an exam this morning just to make myself feel even better about my situation!

So excuse me if I seem stressed, stroppy, distracted or just plain not here, it's nothing personal honest! OK maybe it is. Yes the truth is you all stink! Or is that just Tex's aftershave again?

It's his breath, not his aftershave.

All smells the same to me!

But do note that it is ONLY Texas who smells like that.

Stink ? How wude.

Just as I thought... I should be rich!

yes you got that one right

Hmm.

EDNA'S BACK. *gives Edna a bear hug* So glad you're home. We missed ya.

I guess I shouldn't be crude.

Welcome back, hon. We did miss ya.

What have you been up to? Besides counting the days to EP II.

Doing testcourse for flying broomsticks.

Right on.

Can people send anymore personal messages directly to Edna Witch via PMs.

Gonna close this one down to avoid any unpleasantness.