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R0B
Im so f*cking bored so why not make another extremely pointless thread. Ask me a question about anything, what I eat, how large my nipples are, I dont care. Im just bored
SlipknoT
how do you feel about propostion 129?
IceWithin
why did you kill my grandma?? crybaby
R0B
Well I feel like cutting a flip 2000 feet into the pacific ocean. Thats how I feel about that
R0B
Originally posted by IceWithin
why did you kill my grandma?? crybaby
Because she stole my sandwhich

IceWithin
that old *****!! she deserves it!! schmoll
R0B
Yeah nobody steals a mans sandwhich
SlipknoT
why did penis bloop a blee blop
Because I can
Why??
Whats a PING??
Sentence: "No way, man. I'm pulling the best ping i've had all week"
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
why did penis bloop a blee blop
Because Virginia the Vagina tempted it to
R0B
Originally posted by Because I can
Why??
Whats a PING??
Sentence: "No way, man. I'm pulling the best ping i've had all week"
A ping is something that Im to bored to look up in the dictionary for
Because I can
Wat use r u?
SlipknoT
WHats my purpose on earth
SlipknoT
Originally posted by Because I can
Wat use r u? To rid the world of people who cant type properly.
R0B
Im usefull to people that expect to recieve a response to a question
Because I can
wats the meaning of life?
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
WHats my purpose on earth
Your purpose is to put hamsters in womens shirts forcing them to rip it off. You could change the future of how women dress
IceWithin
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah nobody steals a mans sandwhich

*steals ROB's sandwich*

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Because I can
shut up No, not until you can type like you have fingers instead of hooks.
R0B
Originally posted by Because I can
wats the meaning of life?
The meaning of life is to eat sandwhiches, watch movies, and beat up umpa lumpas
R0B
Meh is a word used by chinese lesbians. Does that answer your question?
IceWithin
Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, not until you can type like you have fingers instead of hooks.
hysterical
amen bro!
IceWithin
Originally posted by R0B
Meh is a word used by chinese lesbians. Does that answer your question?
hysterical
thats hilarious too!!
R0B
Originally posted by IceWithin
hysterical
thats hilarious too!!
You have any more questions to ask Rob?
IceWithin
yes
why are girls so mean to boys? cry
SlipknoT
Originally posted by IceWithin
yes
why are girls so mean to boys? cry Because they're bitches, every single one of them.
R0B
Because boys want to have sex with them and girls want to use their time doing something else. Therefore boys annoy girls very easily because they are trying to get them to come to their bedroom
mouth
are you the mushroom man?
and not all girls are bitches, just 98 % of em.. i dunno why tey're so stubborn about shaggin, free love for all

shaggin is great
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
are you the mushroom man?
No but I am a man with nipples as hard as stones. Does that make sense

Mist
why does everything taste like chicken?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth
are you the mushroom man?
and not all girls are bitches, just 98 % of em.. i dunno why tey're so stubborn about shaggin, free love for all

shaggin is great Dude, its so weird you've been here so long but yet I have no idea who you are. An no, Im on the weed!

mouth
YES..
do you attend every punjabi/hindu wedding receptions as much as possible?
R0B
Originally posted by Mist
why does everything taste like chicken?
Because cannibalism can result to thinking that human meat tastes like something else
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
YES..
do you attend every punjabi/hindu wedding receptions as much as possible?
No but I attend the weddings where there is a free buffet. And I will surely attend yours if you have not already had one so that I can have a free drink

SlipknoT
dhfbzdgjnfngzg fdhggh ghd dhefhedg dfgdh dsgt 5 ?
R0B
The answer to that is obviouse. Watch a movie called " lfsuihfljkg " and you will find out
R0B
Any more questions? Rob is a master at answering questions
mouth
omg Rob you are so tottaly invited to my croation sensation wedding, free russian vodka!
SlipknoT
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SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth
omg Rob you are so tottaly invited to my croation sensation wedding, free russian vodka! yo, you seem cool I have no idea why though

R0B
Originally posted by mouth
omg Rob you are so tottaly invited to my croation sensation wedding, free russian vodka!
Ok awsome, I will bring you a present for your wedding. And no you may not ask the question of " what is the present going to be " Ha Rob is indeed clever

R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
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The answer to that is obvious, just multiply 5 by 458
R0B
Anymore questions slip?
mouth
you, my friend, just won yourself an invite aswell

confagulations
SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth
you, my friend, just won yourself an invite aswell

confagulations sweet

R0B
Mouth may I ask you the question of " why did you make your username mouth " It sounds kinky

mouth
Originally posted by R0B
Ok awsome, I will bring you a present for your wedding. And no you may not ask the question of " what is the present going to be " Ha Rob is indeed clever

dont tell me!!! 3 siamese unibrowed men all named Philomena, you shouldnt have!!!
i dunno i was thinking of a username and my mouth was hurting at the time so i desided to use that..
SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth

dont tell me!!! 3 siamese unibrowed men all named Philomena, you shouldnt have!!! So do you like live in a clan of hippies? Do hippie girls shave?
R0B
Originally posted by mouth

dont tell me!!! 3 siamese unibrowed men all named Philomena, you shouldnt have!!!
No its a russian lesbian named Taralinda with a persian cat that looks like a giant white ball of fur, and $6.86

mouth
even better!! can you dress her in plaid, and give her an axe?
there's exaclty 67 1/2 of us all living in my new hippievan i just bought.. what's shave???
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
even better!! can you dress her in plaid, and give her an axe?
there's exaclty 67 1/2 of us all living in my new hippievan i just bought.. what's shave???
Mabey but I will groom my pubes for the wedding

SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth
even better!! can you dress her in plaid, and give her an axe?
there's exaclty 67 1/2 of us all living in my new hippievan i just bought.. what's shave???

you dont shave anything? not to sound creepy.
mouth
Originally posted by R0B
Mabey but I will groom my pubes for the wedding
that sounded so sexy

course i shave ew i'm not one a thoes types
SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth
that sounded so sexy

course i shave ew i'm not one a thoes types

oh ok, are there seriously 67 1/2 of you......wait how is there a half? How much do you get your weed for? Like a gram?
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
that sounded so sexy

course i shave ew i'm not one a thoes types
Well I have to be appropriately groomed since it is a wedding. Although I dont know anybody who will be paying attention to that

SlipknoT
Originally posted by R0B
Well I have to be appropriately groomed since it is a wedding. Although I dont know anybody who will be paying attention to that

Tex? confused
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Tex? confused
Oh yeah, Im sure he will but he wasnt invited to mouths wedding
R0B
Ok now mouth, ask Rob some more questions
SlipknoT
Originally posted by R0B
Oh yeah, Im sure he will but he wasnt invited to mouths wedding Nouth and him a best friends
mouth
Originally posted by SlipknoT

oh ok, are there seriously 67 1/2 of you......wait how is there a half? How much do you get your weed for? Like a gram?
he's half tree..
his dad was full
weed is everywhere when there's hippies round, man..
Originally posted by R0B
Well I have to be appropriately groomed since it is a wedding. Although I dont know anybody who will be paying attention to that
the sri-lankian polka accordian player wearing german shorts will .. OHH yeah
anyways, i'm off to bed, nite nite.. dont forget, my wedding's gonna be held tomorrow at 4.20am behind the 7-11 dumpster..
R0B
Ok well goodnight, person with the name of " mouth "
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Nouth and him a best friends
Oh well then Tex will enjoy himself then shock
SlipknoT
Originally posted by mouth
he's half tree..
his dad was full
weed is everywhere when there's hippies round, man..
the sri-lankian polka accordian player wearing german shorts will .. OHH yeah
anyways, i'm off to bed, nite nite.. dont forget, my wedding's gonna be held tomorrow at 4.20am behind the 7-11 dumpster..

I think Im bussy at 4:20 but hey I'll make time.
ashtonsNO1fan
how big r ur nipples?
R0B
About an inch or something, any other questions?
ashtonsNO1fan
wat do u eat?
SlipknoT
how big is your penis?
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
how big is your penis?
Bigger than a ruler, and bigger than your computer monitor. Does that answer your question slip?
SlipknoT
Originally posted by R0B
Bigger than a ruler, and bigger than your computer monitor. Does that answer your question slip? yes
R0B
Ok any more questions?
ashtonsNO1fan
yeah is that the size u want it to be or do u hav a 1cm ruler and 2cm monitor?
R0B
No I have a 12 inch ruler and I dont know how big my monitor is, but its big
ashtonsNO1fan
yeah i think u mistaked the word "penis" with "ego"
R0B
No I answer questions 100.8% accurate
ashtonsNO1fan
so watcha doin?
R0B
Answering peoples questions because Im bored
SlipknoT
what is your favorite type of sandwhich?
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
what is your favorite type of sandwhich?
Ham...
R0B
Another question slip? I can even answer a question about you
SlipknoT
sure why did I get arrested when I was 13?
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
sure why did I get arrested when I was 13?
Because you was mastrubating in class, and you produced a white substance in the teachers coffee and he thought it was milk, so he took a sip and then fainted. So they took a sample from the coffee, did a DNA scan and they found out that you were the culprit
ashtonsNO1fan
so why was i arrested?
R0B
Originally posted by ashtonsNO1fan
so why was i arrested?
Because you flashed ozzy osbourn off and caused him to choke on a pretzle
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Nope
Hey I am never wrong
SlipknoT
Well on this one you were
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well on this one you were
I will get that spike headed guy from slipknot to steal your toaster strudles for making that comment
ashtonsNO1fan
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT go on slip, i'd give him a bitchslap for that!
SlipknoT
*punches ROB in the face*
R0B
* stabs slip with a shard of glass *
SlipknoT
*shatters ROB's jaw with Brass knucks*
R0B
* slams slip on a pile of thumbtacks *
SlipknoT
*slits ROB's heal with a switchblade*
ashtonsNO1fan
and ashtonsfan gets the audience to pile onpile
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*slits ROB's heal with a switchblade*
* shocks slip by attatching electric wires to slips nipples * Owned
SlipknoT
*sticks ROBs ball in a vice grip and smacks him around with a frying pan while hes stuck*
R0B
Originally posted by SlipknoT
*sticks ROBs ball in a vice grip and smacks him around with a frying pan while hes stuck*
shock Dude enough is enough
ashtonsNO1fan
GO FOR A NIPPLE CRIPPLER. N-I-P-P-L-E C-R-I-P-P-L-E-R!
R0B
We are done acting

hodoggy
where does "nippler crippler" come from?
R0B
Originally posted by hodoggy
where does "nippler crippler" come from?
It comes from ashtonsNO1fan
ashtonsNO1fan
no it comes from my old school and tv thank u very much

hodoggy
The movie "old school"? and from where in TV?
D-Double
What does ROB prefer...
nipple-crippler... titty-twister... or purple-nurple?
R0B
Originally posted by D-Double
What does ROB prefer...
nipple-crippler... titty-twister... or purple-nurple?
Hmm well I do not like people to mess with my sacred nipples so Ill take purple-nurple. Which sounds to be not so bad
~Rad~
Wassup?

silver_tears
How large are your nipples? detective
Jackie Malfoy
How old are you?and are you a girl or a boy?jm
Mr Parker
do you agree that Return of the Jedi was a bad film and not at all great like its two predecessor's were?
R0B
Originally posted by silver_tears
How large are your nipples? detective
Hmm well about an inch or something, Ill get a correct measurement later

R0B
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
How old are you?and are you a girl or a boy?jm
16, and Im a guy
R0B
Originally posted by Mr Parker
do you agree that Return of the Jedi was a bad film and not at all great like its two predecessor's were?
I didnt really like return of the jedi. My favorite star wars movie of all time is The Empire Strikes Back. Although I dont really like star wars that much...
Raven Guardia
Do you Think FootBall is a good sport?

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Do you Think FootBall is a good sport?
Yes I do, american football not soccer. Football is fun especially when you tackle people and hurt them

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yes I do, american football not soccer. Football is fun especially when you tackle people and hurt them
do you think a girl like me could play football and let out agression?
R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
do you think a girl like me could play football and let out agression?
Well if you play with other girls. Playing with guys might be a little extreme for a girl
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Well if you play with other girls. Playing with guys might be a little extreme for a girl
but it might be fun..dont you think?.....guys against girls.
R0B
Girls would get injured because guys are more physically stronger than girls

mouth
ROB if the moon was made out of bbq spare ribs, would you eat the moon, gosh i know i would.. i'd have seconds, and ploish it off with a tall, cool bundwieser
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
ROB if the moon was made out of BBQ
Hmm well then we would eat it and I would give you a drink to go along with it
mouth
NEXT QUESTION A MA TRON!
if you had the choice to be top __(blank)___ in your feild, or have mad cow deiease, which would you choose?
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
NEXT QUESTION A MA TRON!
if you had the choice to be top __(blank)___ in your feild, or have mad cow deiease, which would you choose?
I would choose to be the top _(blank)__ in my feild

mouth
oh good i was scared you'd choose mad cow..
R0B
Ok next question Mouth

( why did you choose the name mouth? ) shock
mouth
would you like to thplit a toblerone?
mouth.. acause.. it was random and my mouth was hurting at the time i was deciding what username to use.. oh and also acause it's what u smoke a joint with
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
would you like to thplit a toblerone?
mouth.. acause.. it was random and my mouth was hurting at the time i was deciding what username to use.. oh and also acause it's what u smoke a joint with
Mabey, after I find out what a toblerone is
Oh well I thought it was because you have a big mouth or something but I was very wrong. Now I know why
mouth
toberlone = gay chocolate
what's you're real real name?
IceWithin
would u rather be south african or south american?
and would u rather be
north american or nort asian??
:lol; weird ones

Wolflet
can Rob come out to play? cry
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Girls would get injured because guys are more physically stronger than girls
well some...there are some strong hulk built scary looking girls
mouth
wailt what was the best decade? and you better get it right!!!

R0B
Originally posted by mouth
toberlone = gay chocolate
what's you're real real name?
Eww ok then no I wouldnt shock
My real name is Robert, Rob for short...
R0B
Originally posted by IceWithin
would u rather be south african or south american?
and would u rather be
north american or nort asian??
:lol; weird ones
I would rather be north american which is what I currently am
R0B
Originally posted by Wolflet
can Rob come out to play? cry
Not at the moment

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
well some...there are some strong hulk built scary looking girls
Yes there are

IceWithin
north asian would be so neat droolio I love russia russia
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
wailt what was the best decade? and you better get it right!!!
The 70s!
mouth
I thought your name would be Hoit..
WRONG!!! the 60's my unibrowed friend, but the 70's could be accepted..
R0B
Originally posted by mouth
I thought your name would be Hoit..
WRONG!!! the 60's my unibrowed friend, but the 70's could be accepted..
Well the 70s were cool to

Ok next question my mouthed one.
Wolflet
Originally posted by IceWithin
north asian would be so neat droolio I love russia russia
@rob: cry
mouth
ok.. more seriously..
60's-70's muscule cars vs. new age cars..
R0B
Originally posted by Wolflet
@rob: cry
Im sorry, Ill give you a bone to chew later mkay?

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