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Im so f*cking bored so why not make another extremely pointless thread. Ask me a question about anything, what I eat, how large my nipples are, I dont care. Im just bored

how do you feel about propostion 129?

why did you kill my grandma?? crybaby

Well I feel like cutting a flip 2000 feet into the pacific ocean. Thats how I feel about that

Originally posted by IceWithin
why did you kill my grandma?? crybaby

Because she stole my sandwhich

that old *****!! she deserves it!! schmoll

Yeah nobody steals a mans sandwhich

why did penis bloop a blee blop

Why??

Whats a PING??

Sentence: "No way, man. I'm pulling the best ping i've had all week"

Originally posted by SlipknoT
why did penis bloop a blee blop

Because Virginia the Vagina tempted it to

Originally posted by Because I can
Why??

Whats a PING??

Sentence: "No way, man. I'm pulling the best ping i've had all week"

A ping is something that Im to bored to look up in the dictionary for

Wat use r u?

WHats my purpose on earth

Originally posted by Because I can
Wat use r u? To rid the world of people who cant type properly.

Im usefull to people that expect to recieve a response to a question

wats the meaning of life?

shut up

Originally posted by SlipknoT
WHats my purpose on earth

Your purpose is to put hamsters in womens shirts forcing them to rip it off. You could change the future of how women dress

Originally posted by R0B
Yeah nobody steals a mans sandwhich

*steals ROB's sandwich*

Originally posted by Because I can
shut up No, not until you can type like you have fingers instead of hooks.

Originally posted by Because I can
wats the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to eat sandwhiches, watch movies, and beat up umpa lumpas

meh

Meh is a word used by chinese lesbians. Does that answer your question?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, not until you can type like you have fingers instead of hooks.

hysterical

amen bro!

Originally posted by R0B
Meh is a word used by chinese lesbians. Does that answer your question?

hysterical

thats hilarious too!!

Originally posted by IceWithin
hysterical

thats hilarious too!!

You have any more questions to ask Rob?

yes

why are girls so mean to boys? cry

Originally posted by IceWithin
yes

why are girls so mean to boys? cry Because they're bitches, every single one of them.

Because boys want to have sex with them and girls want to use their time doing something else. Therefore boys annoy girls very easily because they are trying to get them to come to their bedroom

are you the mushroom man?

and not all girls are bitches, just 98 % of em.. i dunno why tey're so stubborn about shaggin, free love for all shaggin is great

Originally posted by mouth
are you the mushroom man?

No but I am a man with nipples as hard as stones. Does that make sense

why does everything taste like chicken?

Originally posted by mouth
are you the mushroom man?

and not all girls are bitches, just 98 % of em.. i dunno why tey're so stubborn about shaggin, free love for all shaggin is great Dude, its so weird you've been here so long but yet I have no idea who you are. An no, Im on the weed!

YES..
do you attend every punjabi/hindu wedding receptions as much as possible?

Originally posted by Mist
why does everything taste like chicken?

Because cannibalism can result to thinking that human meat tastes like something else

Originally posted by mouth
YES..
do you attend every punjabi/hindu wedding receptions as much as possible?

No but I attend the weddings where there is a free buffet. And I will surely attend yours if you have not already had one so that I can have a free drink

dhfbzdgjnfngzg fdhggh ghd dhefhedg dfgdh dsgt 5 ?

The answer to that is obviouse. Watch a movie called " lfsuihfljkg " and you will find out

will do

Any more questions? Rob is a master at answering questions

omg Rob you are so tottaly invited to my croation sensation wedding, free russian vodka!

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Originally posted by mouth
omg Rob you are so tottaly invited to my croation sensation wedding, free russian vodka! yo, you seem cool I have no idea why though

Originally posted by mouth
omg Rob you are so tottaly invited to my croation sensation wedding, free russian vodka!

Ok awsome, I will bring you a present for your wedding. And no you may not ask the question of " what is the present going to be " Ha Rob is indeed clever

Originally posted by SlipknoT
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The answer to that is obvious, just multiply 5 by 458

Anymore questions slip?

you, my friend, just won yourself an invite aswell confagulations

Originally posted by mouth
you, my friend, just won yourself an invite aswell confagulations sweet

Mouth may I ask you the question of " why did you make your username mouth " It sounds kinky

Originally posted by R0B
Ok awsome, I will bring you a present for your wedding. And no you may not ask the question of " what is the present going to be " Ha Rob is indeed clever
dont tell me!!! 3 siamese unibrowed men all named Philomena, you shouldnt have!!!

i dunno i was thinking of a username and my mouth was hurting at the time so i desided to use that..

Originally posted by mouth
dont tell me!!! 3 siamese unibrowed men all named Philomena, you shouldnt have!!! So do you like live in a clan of hippies? Do hippie girls shave?

Originally posted by mouth
dont tell me!!! 3 siamese unibrowed men all named Philomena, you shouldnt have!!!

No its a russian lesbian named Taralinda with a persian cat that looks like a giant white ball of fur, and $6.86

even better!! can you dress her in plaid, and give her an axe?

there's exaclty 67 1/2 of us all living in my new hippievan i just bought.. what's shave???

Originally posted by mouth
even better!! can you dress her in plaid, and give her an axe?

there's exaclty 67 1/2 of us all living in my new hippievan i just bought.. what's shave???

Mabey but I will groom my pubes for the wedding

Originally posted by mouth
even better!! can you dress her in plaid, and give her an axe?

there's exaclty 67 1/2 of us all living in my new hippievan i just bought.. what's shave??? you dont shave anything? not to sound creepy.

Originally posted by R0B
Mabey but I will groom my pubes for the wedding

that sounded so sexy

course i shave ew i'm not one a thoes types

Originally posted by mouth
that sounded so sexy

course i shave ew i'm not one a thoes types oh ok, are there seriously 67 1/2 of you......wait how is there a half? How much do you get your weed for? Like a gram?

Originally posted by mouth
that sounded so sexy

course i shave ew i'm not one a thoes types

Well I have to be appropriately groomed since it is a wedding. Although I dont know anybody who will be paying attention to that

Originally posted by R0B
Well I have to be appropriately groomed since it is a wedding. Although I dont know anybody who will be paying attention to that Tex? confused

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Tex? confused

Oh yeah, Im sure he will but he wasnt invited to mouths wedding

Ok now mouth, ask Rob some more questions

Originally posted by R0B
Oh yeah, Im sure he will but he wasnt invited to mouths wedding Nouth and him a best friends

Originally posted by SlipknoT
oh ok, are there seriously 67 1/2 of you......wait how is there a half? How much do you get your weed for? Like a gram?
he's half tree..
his dad was full

weed is everywhere when there's hippies round, man..



Originally posted by R0B
Well I have to be appropriately groomed since it is a wedding. Although I dont know anybody who will be paying attention to that

the sri-lankian polka accordian player wearing german shorts will .. OHH yeah


anyways, i'm off to bed, nite nite.. dont forget, my wedding's gonna be held tomorrow at 4.20am behind the 7-11 dumpster..

Ok well goodnight, person with the name of " mouth "

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Nouth and him a best friends

Oh well then Tex will enjoy himself then shock

Originally posted by mouth
he's half tree..
his dad was full

weed is everywhere when there's hippies round, man..





the sri-lankian polka accordian player wearing german shorts will .. OHH yeah


anyways, i'm off to bed, nite nite.. dont forget, my wedding's gonna be held tomorrow at 4.20am behind the 7-11 dumpster.. I think Im bussy at 4:20 but hey I'll make time.

how big r ur nipples?

About an inch or something, any other questions?

wat do u eat?

I eat food

how big is your penis?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
how big is your penis?

Bigger than a ruler, and bigger than your computer monitor. Does that answer your question slip?

Originally posted by R0B
Bigger than a ruler, and bigger than your computer monitor. Does that answer your question slip? yes

Ok any more questions?

yeah is that the size u want it to be or do u hav a 1cm ruler and 2cm monitor?

No I have a 12 inch ruler and I dont know how big my monitor is, but its big

yeah i think u mistaked the word "penis" with "ego"

No I answer questions 100.8% accurate

so watcha doin?

Answering peoples questions because Im bored

what is your favorite type of sandwhich?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
what is your favorite type of sandwhich?

Ham...

sweet

Another question slip? I can even answer a question about you

sure why did I get arrested when I was 13?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
sure why did I get arrested when I was 13?

Because you was mastrubating in class, and you produced a white substance in the teachers coffee and he thought it was milk, so he took a sip and then fainted. So they took a sample from the coffee, did a DNA scan and they found out that you were the culprit

Nope

so why was i arrested?

Originally posted by ashtonsNO1fan
so why was i arrested?

Because you flashed ozzy osbourn off and caused him to choke on a pretzle

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Nope

Hey I am never wrong

Well on this one you were

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well on this one you were

I will get that spike headed guy from slipknot to steal your toaster strudles for making that comment

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT go on slip, i'd give him a bitchslap for that!

*punches ROB in the face*

* stabs slip with a shard of glass *

*shatters ROB's jaw with Brass knucks*

* slams slip on a pile of thumbtacks *

*slits ROB's heal with a switchblade*

and ashtonsfan gets the audience to pile onpile

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*slits ROB's heal with a switchblade*

* shocks slip by attatching electric wires to slips nipples * Owned

*sticks ROBs ball in a vice grip and smacks him around with a frying pan while hes stuck*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*sticks ROBs ball in a vice grip and smacks him around with a frying pan while hes stuck*

shock Dude enough is enough

GO FOR A NIPPLE CRIPPLER. N-I-P-P-L-E C-R-I-P-P-L-E-R!

We are done acting

yes

DOH!doh

where does "nippler crippler" come from?

Originally posted by hodoggy
where does "nippler crippler" come from?

It comes from ashtonsNO1fan

no it comes from my old school and tv thank u very much

The movie "old school"? and from where in TV?

What does ROB prefer...

nipple-crippler... titty-twister... or purple-nurple?

Originally posted by D-Double
What does ROB prefer...

nipple-crippler... titty-twister... or purple-nurple?

Hmm well I do not like people to mess with my sacred nipples so Ill take purple-nurple. Which sounds to be not so bad

Wassup?

How large are your nipples? detective

How old are you?and are you a girl or a boy?jm

do you agree that Return of the Jedi was a bad film and not at all great like its two predecessor's were?

Originally posted by silver_tears
How large are your nipples? detective

Hmm well about an inch or something, Ill get a correct measurement later

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
How old are you?and are you a girl or a boy?jm

16, and Im a guy

Originally posted by Mr Parker
do you agree that Return of the Jedi was a bad film and not at all great like its two predecessor's were?

I didnt really like return of the jedi. My favorite star wars movie of all time is The Empire Strikes Back. Although I dont really like star wars that much...

Do you Think FootBall is a good sport?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Do you Think FootBall is a good sport?

Yes I do, american football not soccer. Football is fun especially when you tackle people and hurt them

Originally posted by R0B
Yes I do, american football not soccer. Football is fun especially when you tackle people and hurt them

do you think a girl like me could play football and let out agression?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
do you think a girl like me could play football and let out agression?

Well if you play with other girls. Playing with guys might be a little extreme for a girl

Originally posted by R0B
Well if you play with other girls. Playing with guys might be a little extreme for a girl

but it might be fun..dont you think?.....guys against girls.

Girls would get injured because guys are more physically stronger than girls

ROB if the moon was made out of bbq spare ribs, would you eat the moon, gosh i know i would.. i'd have seconds, and ploish it off with a tall, cool bundwieser

Originally posted by mouth
ROB if the moon was made out of BBQ

Hmm well then we would eat it and I would give you a drink to go along with it

NEXT QUESTION A MA TRON!

if you had the choice to be top __(blank)___ in your feild, or have mad cow deiease, which would you choose?

Originally posted by mouth
NEXT QUESTION A MA TRON!

if you had the choice to be top __(blank)___ in your feild, or have mad cow deiease, which would you choose?

I would choose to be the top _(blank)__ in my feild

oh good i was scared you'd choose mad cow..

Ok next question Mouth ( why did you choose the name mouth? ) shock

would you like to thplit a toblerone?

mouth.. acause.. it was random and my mouth was hurting at the time i was deciding what username to use.. oh and also acause it's what u smoke a joint with

Originally posted by mouth
would you like to thplit a toblerone?

mouth.. acause.. it was random and my mouth was hurting at the time i was deciding what username to use.. oh and also acause it's what u smoke a joint with

Mabey, after I find out what a toblerone is

Oh well I thought it was because you have a big mouth or something but I was very wrong. Now I know why

toberlone = gay chocolate

what's you're real real name?

would u rather be south african or south american?
and would u rather be
north american or nort asian??

:lol; weird ones

can Rob come out to play? cry

Originally posted by R0B
Girls would get injured because guys are more physically stronger than girls

well some...there are some strong hulk built scary looking girls

wailt what was the best decade? and you better get it right!!!

Originally posted by mouth
toberlone = gay chocolate

what's you're real real name?

Eww ok then no I wouldnt shock

My real name is Robert, Rob for short...

Originally posted by IceWithin
would u rather be south african or south american?
and would u rather be
north american or nort asian??

:lol; weird ones

I would rather be north american which is what I currently am

Originally posted by Wolflet
can Rob come out to play? cry

Not at the moment

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
well some...there are some strong hulk built scary looking girls

Yes there are

north asian would be so neat droolio I love russia russia

Originally posted by mouth
wailt what was the best decade? and you better get it right!!!

The 70s!

I thought your name would be Hoit..

WRONG!!! the 60's my unibrowed friend, but the 70's could be accepted..

Originally posted by mouth
I thought your name would be Hoit..

WRONG!!! the 60's my unibrowed friend, but the 70's could be accepted..

Well the 70s were cool to Ok next question my mouthed one.

Originally posted by IceWithin
north asian would be so neat droolio I love russia russia


@rob: cry

ok.. more seriously..
60's-70's muscule cars vs. new age cars..

Originally posted by Wolflet


@rob: cry

Im sorry, Ill give you a bone to chew later mkay?