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This time another family member joins the board.

It is my uncle. He's going by the name beaver, because that's his nickname. He's a tattoo artist who lives in Nevada. He moved there only days after my family moved from there. We now live in his old house. Ironic huh?

But he's the one who started to steer me into watching Star Wars. He has a room full of Star Wars toys and he built a replica of Darth Vader's outfit. With the exception of the helmet and the lightsaber.

welcome to him, then!

He already told me that he had to register after only viewing one thread (The movie frame by frame) because he knew that he was going to be spending a lot of time here. He likes those pics pel. Good job.

Beavers are always welcome around here.

He has been Beaver since he was three years old I believe. He named himself. So he is literally My Uncle Beaver. That's what I know him by pretty much.

Speaking of Beaver, his tattoo shop he just had to close down was called 'Beacer's Dam Tattoo's'. It was closed due to bankruptcy.

welcome, Uncle Beav, whenever you show up.

be sure to make a thread in welcome

nice...beaver

A Man named Beaver...from Nevada...Interesting When's Uncle Beav going to show up?

Leave it to Beaver

I know I'm eager for beaver.

*moans*

It's not THAT kind of beaver..

Aaaw nuts.

*Gets up and walks out of thread*

Sure it's not that kind.

Why'd you moan, Dimmy?

*brings in some wood*

Well I don't know if he'll ever post. He said that he likes the news around here. He doesn't know if he'll ever contribute. But he did say he was going to be here a lot.

He'll contribute, and like it.

Beaver.... and this guy's an adult?

Yers have to watch his wooden leg

I think he'll like that to be kicked with though.

Uncle Beaver !! YIPPEEEEEE !!!!

How old is he ?

He's probably really old. That's why he's not going to contribute. He's got arthritus, so he can't type.

we can only hope you will have the same thing

how rude yerssot!

as always!

He's like 37 or something.

I remember when I came here and looked it over for a few days.

Then I registered and found that I wasn't the only couch potatoe in the world...

Hey Lance:

beaver was online earlier. I don't think he posted though.

There are limits, yerssot. You just crossed it.

Yeah I saw him on earlier, but indeed he didn't post.

Too bad, now I want to meet this guy.

37 ? He's only a year younger than me.

which means........................

Do you have something in your eye or is that your Popeye imitation ?

my right hooks are kind of like Popeys

Weird arms.

no I got biceps like his underarms, no anker tattoo though and no spinach eiter

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

So no Popeye at all then.... Just another Viking.

that is correct

I'm Popeye the sailor man
And I'm doin the best I can
I'll be first to finish
If I eat my spinach
I'm Popeye the sailor man! *toot* *toot*

It goes somethin like that.

Finti's in charge of music around here.

that is also correct

Hey, I learned something new! Just like I'm going to learn a new subject in Math today! Oh boy! Yippee!

might save your life

I might run into Gollum and he'll show me the way out of his cave if I get an A+ on my math test. That or he'll eat me.

whatever

I get the impression finti isn't into LOTR.

What is he into?

more girls that you could possibly imagine

Your girlfriend will so like that.

*runs off to tell Monika*


Nobody likes a tattletale. Except Raz of course.

Well there was a time before her too you know.

A long time...

feels like that yes, damn where did all those girls....eeerrrrr years go

They probably take care of all those children you impregnated them with.

nah no offspring that I dont know about. I wonder if I still have some phone numbers

Where's your little black book ?

right here

Of course you don't know about it. You don't even know where the girls from these days hang out.

The grocery store.

Buying diapers.

And strained peas.

and frames for the pictures of me

And their bf's picture. And let's not forget bibs, high chairs, strollers, car seats, and, best of all, baby powder!

ehh Rex just follow the gentleman in the white coat over to that nice building with the sign that starts with an A

I think the chain attached to that belt on his waist will guide him there.

how about some shackles too???? -------- FYI to all concerned - the great Gundark has taken to the forest primevil this weekend three days of snakes bugs loose dogs food wine and maybe a "boink" in the bushes ----

Thanks for the head's up, Lance ...I'll be on the lookout for beavers

Thanks for the itinerary of my trip big brother.

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he he he .. take those green leaves out of your hair Gundy.

It was too cold to disrobe for mother nature.

you disrobe for others though
*looks at queeq hiding in the bush with a camera*

Trust me, it WAS too cold.... well, not where we were lying.

But you can SEE how cold it was on the latest issue of Gundy's Kinky Adventures..... THe part 54747498 tapes.

*aims Death Star at queeq's tape collection*

THose are only copies.

And the originals are where ?

*gets out truth serum*

They might be here..... and then, they might not. Nice drugs baby.... now come to queeq.

I know where the tapes are

You just think you do phin. queeq's using the Mind Trick on you.

*tries larger dose of truth serum on queeq*


That ought to do it.

Are you saying I'm more wacko than Yerssot. Impossible...

Just threaten to blow him to bits with the Death Star. Works on my brother.

hey! It's not that I wasn't online for a few days you can take away my title!

*hides eraser*

Now who would do a thing like that ?

*points at mah and yells*
HE! I never trusted that evil boy!

evil boy ? How can you say that about Grover ?

*gets out ToMacco slapping machine*

not Grover! The boy that operates him!

no I actually am grover you see!

And Grover never lies.

yes yes, I know, I'm talking about the one who did a surgery on Grover!

Sorry, you cannot harm a childrens TV show character. It might make children at home do the same thing. (Oh, what the hell, go ahead)

*pulls out lightsabre*

NOBODY touches Grover.

you mean we can't do surgery at home?

yeah! nobody touches grover!

Now, Big Bird and Oscar you can ultimately destroy. But don't touch Grover or Elmo. Well, maybe Elmo...

we should make a list with those we cannot harm

That would be an interesting list.

okayyyyyyy.... so no Grover...

What about Oscar ?

that little thing actors get?

pleeeeeasee save the count he's my favorite---
'

The count's pretty cool.

My fav is cookie monster. Big Bird is a lard ass.

What about Ernie?

Oscar the GRouch is the best.

You just like his garbage can.

Well, you can't deny it's very nice.

Especially when you find hidden treasures buried in there.

Anyway, closing.