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Well my dad, Maynard James Keenan, met my mom, Brandon Boyd, at Woodstock in '68. They had three kids--me, Cristina Scabbia, and Mike Einziger. Well, actually they had five, but Jay commited suicide and Brandon II OD'd and died. My two insane uncles are Zack de la Rocha and Immortal Technique. My grandpa is Slash from GNR, and my cousins are Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, and Krist Novoselic. Tom Morello lives next door to me. Marilyn Manson once claimed to be my long-lost evil twin, but I'm not sure I believe him. I bite my tongue whenever he comes around, because blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground. My family is so much cooler than yours.


How do i become a part of this farking diafunctional Family Miss Revan? cry

That's MISTER to you

I'll figure out a way to add you, honeypumpkin cry

Wouldn't that mean that Slash is Maynard's Dad?

Dysfunctional doesn't quite cover that.

-AC

Its farking sexeh droolio

disfunctional or not, that'S one cooL family

I added you, Korri shock

AC> Yeah well, truth be told I just wanted to put him on my family tree and couldn't figure out how else to do it...

Im in the fecking Family!!

Thanks girlie! hug

Mmmhmmm diva

you can your sexeh Deftones sig rock my world droolio

So do you and your sexeh Kirk Hammett sig droolio

were all just one big sexeh family cry

I'm actually Trent Reznor.

-AC

Oh its all coming out now

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm actually Trent Reznor.

-AC

Why you lying, conniving son of a *****!

Can I have your autograph?

look at the ads at the top of tis thread, they are about suicide

That's the best goddamn family ever.

Why the feck am I not part of it?

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Why you lying, conniving son of a *****!

Can I have your autograph?

You sure can buddy.

'Trent Reznor'.

There.

-AC

Isnt alpha centauri a game as well as a constalation

A film and a song also I believe.

My name being based on my latter and your latter.

-AC

Can I be the long lost half cousin from another mother or better yet an actual woman? droolio

*sigh* FINE, but I'm not adding any more KMCers after you two! ranting

You know what, that's just rude sneaky2

Added

Does this mean that Irene and I are sisters?

Yes

nanehs im back droolio

Korricle droolio

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Added

I've always wanted to be related to you droolio





You too miss lana flirt1

flirt1 droolio

It's one big happy (dysfunctional) family.

Fine Revan, f*ck you then.

I give you my autograph and get nothing in return. Well let's see if I put YOU on the new NIN album.

-AC

icon5 Trouble in Paradise!!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Fine Revan, f*ck you then.

I give you my autograph and get nothing in return. Well let's see if I put YOU on the new NIN album.

-AC

Pfft, you must have misread my bio. Check again, Rezzy.

Your a very bad girl Revan go to your room

I don't wanna be Trent Reznor anymore anyway.

Appears that the man has decided to become a hypocrite. So yeah, someone can take my role. Fun though.

-AC

Hmmm...I detect a hint of split-personalities here....

can you just be you and i shall be i, thats the best policy.

Originally posted by Lana
Hmmm...I detect a hint of split-personalities here....

Hey, a lot of people are like that. Take SlipknoT for example--he's really James Iha. And don't tell anybody, but I'm not always Darth Revan. I turn into Zack De La Rocha during full moons. Oops...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I don't wanna be Trent Reznor anymore anyway.

Appears that the man has decided to become a hypocrite. So yeah, someone can take my role. Fun though.

-AC

How so?

I feel so left out...

Originally posted by Darth Revan
How so?

Talking about how he's pissed off that the music scene now is so insincere and that he's coming back to kick the ass of the shit music, then coming to England and appearing on a manufactured Pop chart show.

Is a big slap in the face to people like me who have supported him when everyone was about to turn their backs.

-AC

Originally posted by Korri
Your a very bad girl Revan go to your room

can I go with? droolio

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Hey, a lot of people are like that. Take SlipknoT for example--he's really James Iha. And don't tell anybody, but I'm not always Darth Revan. I turn into Zack De La Rocha during full moons. Oops...

You...turn into your uncle?

droolio I love dysfunctional families...

lol
Remember Hitchhikers GUide to the Galaxy?
Being your own grandfather is not paradoxal, it just makes for interesting Family Reunions.

Hehehehehe

I want to be a part of Revan's family...can I be the illegitimate brother thrice removed from mother's side of the family who disowned the family and lives in Kathmandu?

I think it's strictly musicians.

I only picked El Rezzo because I actually am the junior Trent. Besides that, I think Revan is against having me in the family.

-AC

Way to ruin my dream of being in Revan's family.

Originally posted by silver_tears
can I go with? droolio

No Irene because your geting spanked instead naughty

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Talking about how he's pissed off that the music scene now is so insincere and that he's coming back to kick the ass of the shit music, then coming to England and appearing on a manufactured Pop chart show.

Is a big slap in the face to people like me who have supported him when everyone was about to turn their backs.

-AC

Ah.

Alana> Yes, I turn into my uncle...

Awesome

i think we should have a familiy portrait!

That would be great

Can I be the family butler? touched

you can be my maid touched