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Tell me anything there is to know about anything eek
From where on your body you have a birthmark to what happened on KMC last night? detective

I got new earings today flirt1

Kind? flirt1

nice! New pierced or just new earrings? But back to the subject, did you know dolphins like to bite seagulls in the ass when they are floating on the water, just for fun? So much for flipper's caring attitude

Do they even have teeth?

you shouldnt overmix muffins or they will be hard

That's actually quite useful

Originally posted by silver_tears
Kind? flirt1

two silver studs and two silver hoops flirt1Originally posted by Pandemoniac
nice! New pierced or just new earrings? But back to the subject, did you know dolphins like to bite seagulls in the ass when they are floating on the water, just for fun? So much for flipper's caring attitude I had my ears pierced before, so it was just earings

And the dolphin info is weird shockish is it true?

I have a wart on my finger I cut off every week, it grows back! It's cool.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
two silver studs and two silver hoops flirt1 I had my ears pierced before, so it was just earings

And the dolphin info is weird shockish is it true?

I love silver and studs cry

So this one time, I had a hangnail, usually I rip 'em off before they get infected or anything, but this one I didn't. After a week or so, I was working outside when I noticed that my finger had split open and was bleeding!

Bleeding's hot droolio

I am hot. droolio

I walked into a door earlier today cry

Originally posted by Lana
I walked into a door earlier today cry

Don't worry I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing wi...th...no I AM laughing at you.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
two silver studs and two silver hoops flirt1 I had my ears pierced before, so it was just earings

And the dolphin info is weird shockish is it true?

Yes it is! And off course they have teeth, they prey on fish. Try grabbing one of those with just gum! And that's not even all, dolphins even like to flip over turtles on the bottom of the water and like to watch them stagger to get up again, really! Sure, they have dragged drowning humans to shore, but there are reports of dolphins doing just the opposite. Sticking to wierd animal behaviour, did you know seagulls purposely crap on humans? Yes, when you get one of those odor-full white splashes on you from a seagull it was fully intended!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I love silver and studs cry I especially love silver and especially if follows tears cry

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Yes it is! And off course they have teeth, they prey on fish. Try grabbing one of those with just gum! And that's not even all, dolphins even like to flip over turtles on the bottom of the water and like to watch them stagger to get up again, really! Sure, they have dragged drowning humans to shore, but there are reports of dolphins doing just the opposite. Sticking to wierd animal behaviour, did you know seagulls purposely crap on humans? Yes, when you get one of those odor-full white splashes on you from a seagull it was fully intended! OMG thats so hilarious, and weird.

Never knew any of that. Cool!

Really! Taking a swift walk trough the seagulls handbook:
1: learn to control your ass
2: learn to fly
3: learn to recognise humans as targets
4: get your aim right
5: let it rip!

But despite that bull, it remains a fact that they drop squishy turds on mankind with great intend. There have been biological experts and such posting at beaches and boulevards for weeks and after many observations they could not deny the fact seagulls paint people on purpose, and just for fun. Or maybe revenge...

Lets see I saved Maya from working for spoonly.JM

And did you know people in the medieval days were drunk just about all day long? Cause it took to much time to filter and clean water, while they were making beer anyway. So most folks just stuck to beer instead since that included boiling and filtering water anyway, and they weren't interested in going trough all that effort for just water. They even used beer to put kids to sleep!

I have a diamond birthmark on my right leg, just above my knee, and I also have one shaped like a doughnut on the right side of my bikini line

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I especially love silver and especially if follows tears cry

eyes

My friend called my other friend a 'cockembracer'.

I can't describe just how painfully funny it was.

-AC

We won at rugby today and I scored on of our trys

Blue Dragon found Deano in my cupboard the other day......

Originally posted by silver_tears
eyes eyes flirt2

my isp sucks

Lil Bitchiness's sig is rather removed from her usual style. Absolutely divine darling eyes

well...ummmm...I got mi nails done they look so hott

Oooh, are they French manicured?

I have a birthmark on my right asscheek.

I sweat constantly under my arms, even when I'm not doing anything.

I haven't had junk food in over a week.

I just played counter strike for the first time in a few months, I still own shit up in that game.

I haven't vaccuumed my room in over a month, god knows what's on the carpet.

I'm hung like a porn star.

My name's Dave and I like to rave

Originally posted by BackFire
I have a birthmark on my right asscheek.

I sweat constantly under my arms, even when I'm not doing anything.

I haven't had junk food in over a week.

I just played counter strike for the first time in a few months, I still own shit up in that game.

I haven't vaccuumed my room in over a month, god knows what's on the carpet.

I'm hung like a porn star.

There is such a thing as too much of a good thing honey, all that info just blew my mind

Dave, you little rave bunny, I had no idea

I'm eating Guacamole-flavored Doritos droolio

Originally posted by Syren
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing honey, all that info just blew my mind

Dave, you little rave bunny, I had no idea


Half of that shit isn't even good.

Originally posted by Syren
There is such a thing as too much of a good thing honey, all that info just blew my mind

Dave, you little rave bunny, I had no idea I ****in well rock

Hahahahaha.

Dave quite clearly punched the air when he typed that.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
I have a birthmark on my right asscheek.

I sweat constantly under my arms, even when I'm not doing anything.

I haven't had junk food in over a week.

I just played counter strike for the first time in a few months, I still own shit up in that game.

I haven't vaccuumed my room in over a month, god knows what's on the carpet.

I'm hung like a porn star. I think im reaching enlightenment with the knowledge acquired from the above post!

eyes very nice BF !

My apartment hasn't been cleaned in ages, it's starting to stink in here.

Hire a maid

Yeah a French one, like in a cheesy 80s porno

As long as she does what the French Maids do in those pornos.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah a French one, like in a cheesy 80s porno

"Worst porno ever!"

You sound like Comic Book Guy from The Simpson's.

Oh, I also have been tossing a hacki-sack up and down for the last hour and a half.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I think im reaching enlightenment with the knowledge acquired from the above post!

eyes very nice BF !

Oh my gawd girl, I think we swallowed dictionaries at some point. I'm rather stoned, but I find myself writing fluently and with an extensive vocabulary, it's powerfully scintillating

nothing is sexier then a girls vocabulary, except maybe her ass.


Has it been 10 posts yet? My brains starting to hurt from refreshing my screen so much.

I bought a new mountain bike today, a TREK. It's sweet.

I knew that...

I'll agree to that. Sort of.

-AC

Originally posted by Syren
Oh my gawd girl, I think we swallowed dictionaries at some point. I'm rather stoned, but I find myself writing fluently and with an extensive vocabulary, it's powerfully scintillating rock oh hell yes!

Hot droolio

Originally posted by BackFire
nothing is sexier then a girls vocabulary, except maybe her ass.


Has it been 10 posts yet? My brains starting to hurt from refreshing my screen so much.

Most definitely. But as I am currently perched on a chair at someone's house party, cruising KMC whilst all my friends are mashed beyond belief, I actually have no access to any pics. I shall, however, be receiving quite a few soon. As soon as I get them they'll be here, believe me, I am sure that no one sees me as camera shy

Okay good, now I can post at my regular rate instead of rushing and inadvertantly sounding like a retard.

You never sound like a retard! no2 In posting directly after me, you guarantee yourself excellent status simply by association eyes

Ah, too bad status isn't important to me.

Besides, my status is high simply because of my little "moderator" thing under my avi. Power = Good status.

All I cared about was the pics.

I wish your moderator sign was bright pink...

As do I, my dear, as do I.

Originally posted by BackFire
Ah, too bad status isn't important to me.

Besides, my status is high simply because of my little "moderator" thing under my avi. Power = Good status.

All I cared about was the pics.

cry

I'm hurt, I feel used and abused Mr BackFire Sir.

Backfire, looking after number one there.

He's not working hard, he's working smart.

-AC

Originally posted by Syren
cry

I'm hurt, I feel used and abused Mr BackFire Sir.

Oh,don't be sad, I still enjoyed our little conversations. If I had truley used you I would have logged out immediately after completing my objective.

I'm still replying, aren't I?

sadangel

Hmmm, this pathetic, matyr-like act just isn't fitting is it?

I just did a backflip on a motorcycle!

clapping

That a girl.

I've never seen backfire post so much.

Neither have I, I'm not used to typing so fast.

It's the apocalypse

*hides*

It says BF posted here last, yet my post is missing and Lance's post is the last one dontgetit

Scratch that It came back

You're misinformed Syren, I see all of the posts.

Just a glitch on the forum, it happens sometimes.

It totally just screwed my head up

Originally posted by Syren
Scratch that It came back

It's that KMC wormhole thing. I hate when it does that.

Wormhole? Ee gads, that's scary

its 3:33 am!!

Its a sign...with all the 3s and stuff...

nope ... nope it ticked over to 3:34.... no signs here

Milla, I know! It's like an omen or something

3:37 now! Yeah!!

Worm

OMFG I can hear cats outside!

The male cat is chasing the pussy, but the pussy wont give him any, so they're yelling at each other and making this creepy noise!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
OMFG I can hear cats outside!

The male cat is chasing the pussy, but the pussy wont give him any, so they're yelling at each other and making this creepy noise!


It's amazing how alike humans and animals are, isn't it?

Hahaha.

Innuendo's galore. I'll let you slide this time Milla.

(There's another. Take it while you can.)

-AC

"Slide" Teehee.

well...quite obvious where the collective minds of KMC are tonight!

Originally posted by BackFire
It's amazing how alike humans and animals are, isn't it? you're right...the noise stopped, so the pussy gave in.


Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahaha.

Innuendo's galore. I'll let you slide this time Milla.

(There's another. Take it while you can.)

-AC

Ahaha!

Im watching you *threatening glare*

Oh now you're a Peeping Tom?

So it was YOU watching me in the shower then!

Have you been listening to The Ladder again Milla? .

-AC

Careful, a girls "threatening glare" can often come off as quite sexy to the right (or wrong) guy.

Originally posted by BackFire
Careful, a girls "threatening glare" can often come off as quite sexy to the right (or wrong) guy. Will you quit revealing my mating call signals and hints...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh now you're a Peeping Tom?

So it was YOU watching me in the shower then!

Have you been listening to The Ladder again Milla? .

-AC
Ladder is the ultimate...THE ultimate ''I want to have wild nasty sex NOW'' song - if there ever was a such song - this is it.

Oh, my bad. Perhaps I deserve a threatening glare?

By the way ladies and gents, that song Milla referred to?

It's mine. Oh yeah. You KNOW it.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
Careful, a girls "threatening glare" can often come off as quite sexy to the right (or wrong) guy. Oh I glare at you threateningly A LOT!

*glares...harder*

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Oh I glare at you threateningly A LOT!

*glares...harder*


Ah, so that's why I'm always suddenly horny at seemingly random times. Makes sense now.

Its one of my super powers...no resisting the glare...the glare...beware the dangerously seductive glare.

I wish Milla would glare at me. crybaby

Milla, what did you do with Milla? dontgetit

I just dropped my phone.

I'm off to bed

Night Dave winkiss

Here's some more information.

I'm planning out my next 2 tattoos.

Sleep tight, pipettes hug

piMpettes biatch

Pipettes...

Anyways, I'm planning on a Celtic cross to go on my right leg and Star Wars Imperial half sleeve on my left arm!

Sounds cool, I am planning to get a Celtic/Tribal type spine band, directly in the centre of my lower back

And once again, my tattoo's will be FREE!!

You cheap tart

It pays to have cousins and an uncle who are professional tattoo artists.

diva

schmoll

I'm not speaking to you now.

I have cool nipple peircings

You could always come here, give me a kiss and I will set you up with a few free tattoos.

I'll speak to you flirt

naughty

More info...

I need to do laundry tonight.

More info...
I saw a book in a store called silver tears

More info;

I saw that too, the cover is rather provocative, don't you think? naughty

I am about to go food shopping!

Buy me a Pepperami eyes

droolio pepperamis droolio

I'll go get some or myself...

Later, cant be arsed to move now

More info;

I dont have a birthmark, but i do have my BCG mark, which im so proud of because its weird looking.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Tell me anything there is to know about anything eek
From where on your body you have a birthmark to what happened on KMC last night? detective

I have a birthmark on me bum, the size of a silver dollar...

... and I almost scraped it clean off in "The great dirt-bike incident of '87"...

I wasnt even born then droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
I wasnt even born then droolio

You're too young. Get older.

Right away sir!

Hooray. droolio

Ken my love, I must leave you, but keep informing me droolio

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ken my love, I must leave you, but keep informing me droolio I shall inform you all of the morning, all of the evening, and for the rest of my life.

Originally posted by D-Double
I have a birthmark on me bum, the size of a silver dollar...

... and I almost scraped it clean off in "The great dirt-bike incident of '87"...

Oh. My f.ucking gawd.

Hello stranger eyes

Yeah, I know. I'm a sweety.

new Im off to London to meet my cousin! new

*hides in lil b's suitcase*

She won't need a suitcase, she's only just over an hour away by train

The heat is not on in the office, my hands are icy, and Irene is not here to listen to me whine.

Originally posted by Da Moose
The heat is not on in the office, my hands are icy, and Irene is not here to listen to me whine. so start whining...i need the distraction.

Originally posted by shellie
so start whining...i need the distraction.

Mornin Shellshocked! *huge hug*

I'm serious, my hands are freaking COLD! They seem to have shut off the heat in the office...it hurts to type.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Mornin Shellshocked! *huge hug*

I'm serious, my hands are freaking COLD! They seem to have shut off the heat in the office...it hurts to type. *huge hugs* hug

awww..poor thing...type faster or a bit of pocket pool will warm them right up

Get coffee and use the heat to warm yourself.

Originally posted by shellie
*huge hugs* hug

awww..poor thing...type faster or a bit of pocket pool will warm them right up

Egad woman! I like Corran's idea better.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Egad woman! I like Corran's idea better. hes smart as well as sexy, he knows best. like it, then do it