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A: your belly button is slightly peeking out from under your dress

B: the rolls on your body reminds ppl of a huge shark and its gills

C: all of the above

doood...

You can no longer see your feet and you hear a riping sound when you bend over.JM

Great, I'm now impotent. Thanks a lot

Who are you talking too?JM

The original poster.

Originally posted by BackFire
Great, I'm now impotent. Thanks a lot

off topic forum i believe.......

Originally posted by BackFire
The original poster.

Oh I see.It is just for fun through he is not trying to make fun of heavy people1JM

Great God!

How's that even physically possible?!

My god, and I just ate

Now thats a lady

you must admit at least her purse goes with the outfit and she seems to be quite content

thats gross

....like seriously

No way that must be CGI?

ooooooookay... weird...

imagine the possibillities in a bowling alley... jks

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Originally posted by Spooony
imagine the possibillities in a bowling alley... jks

no sexual inuendos meant by ^

fat people disgust me

i thought i was fat.

Originally posted by KidRock
fat people disgust me awww come on it couldnt be that bad?....could it?

Originally posted by smoker4
No way that must be CGI? Its not, i saw that eposide

o...m...g

You know you're too fat when........

-You can only assume you still have a penis.

Originally posted by manjaro
A: your belly button is slightly peeking out from under your dress

B: the rolls on your body reminds ppl of a huge shark and its gills

C: all of the above omg



i'm not too fat purplequeen1

me neither diva

hey there clovie flirt

Omg ...

you know you are too fat when: when you sit on a buss you take up the whole back row of seats

Originally posted by rubber dickie
i thought i was fat. thats what i just said LOL

geez....i'm not bad then, those are just

Oh...my god....That's so gross! Especially the little girl! Does she have a disease or is the mother just stupid!

You know you're too fat when the asteroids belt is too samll for you.

You know you're too fat when whales are singing We are family to you.

You know you're too fat when you need a map to find your *******.

Old jokes, u probably know them

That picture has permanently broken my gag reflex.

I keep dry-heaving just thinking about it.

true, just imagining that her body has a regular fat person surface area yet her stomach is doing a sausage routine thus rendering her belly button below her knees....yep...its some awesome physics when you think about it

Originally posted by manjaro
A: your belly button is slightly peeking out from under your dress

B: the rolls on your body reminds ppl of a huge shark and its gills

C: all of the above

wtf ???
How is that possible?

Originally posted by manjaro
you must admit at least her purse goes with the outfit and she seems to be quite content

LOL! I guess thats because she just at one of the children at the park she's sitting in.

Originally posted by barbarossa
You know you're too fat when........

-You can only assume you still have a penis. Ahahaha!

you know you're too fat when.......


chineese men scream when you enter the buffet.

your family uses a rodeo clown to destract you when they bring home the groceries.

photos from outerspace still show clear shots of you.

Hardees designed a membership card and put your picture on the wall for the ammount of angus beef burgers you buy.

you've put at least 50 pizza hut delivery guys through college.

doctors believe they found Jimmy Hoffa in your A$$

Jenny Craig took one look at you and said "I quit!"

You had double doors constructed to the front of your house




ok i think im done.

yeah im done

Originally posted by manjaro
....like seriously

That kid on Maury weighs as much as me!!! And I consider myself overweight at 6'4"!!!

Oh thats gross. You know what? Fat people, who take up the whole bus seat ON THEIR OWN shouldn't ask "Is this seat taken?"

Yes it fruckin' is!

Well we shouldn't make fun of fat people, but then again.... here we go!

You know you're to fat when:

- You hear 'beep beep beep' when you walk backwards

- Greenpeace tries to push you in the ocean when your laying on the beach

- Your job appliance at NASA for astronaut is rejected with the comment that there just isn't enough room in space for you

- you buy dresses at the tent section of the local camping shop

- you cant stand still near supermarkets since people will mistake you for a glass-container

- elephants get stiffies if you walk trough the zoo

- (sort of mentioned before) you need a satellite to make passport photo's

u know ur too fat when

-u consider u penis dead

-u have bigger **** than ur mother

-u jump up and down and when u stop and stand still ur belly still bounces

-u eat more than a family of elephants

-ur body has time warped

-u have smaller fat ppl orbiting u

-u can only 1/3 of ur left butt cheek on ur toilet

hahaha!

Some more then:

- You can be the leading character in a monstermovie without the need of make up and prosthetics

- You have a McDonalds restaurant on your ass

- Hollywood considers 'The Blob, part 3' after spotting you

- Farting causes a tornado

- People bumping in to you are lost for years

- Your gynecologist is also a mine-worker

-if the moon was made of cheese u've eaten it

-u float to ur holiday destination

-Martians think ur butt is a ten planet next to earth

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Well we shouldn't make fun of fat people, but then again.... here we go!

You know you're to fat when:

- You hear 'beep beep beep' when you walk backwards

i like this one!

you know youre too fat when you have so many double chins it looks like you are staring at ppl over a pile of pancakes

.......if you were to be melted down, you would produce so much oil you could solve Americas gas crisis

.......when you get on the scale it says "no live stock please"

lol

Originally posted by nutella-spatz
i like this one!

Gracias, a really fat bartender made me think of that one, while he was working amongst other employees at the bar.

Let see if I can do some more...

You know you're to fat when.....

- your body is part of the Paris-Dakar rally route

- doctors no longer keep count of your cholesterol level, but of the amount of normal flesh, since that requires less writing

- you can be a country on your own

- biologists discover new lifeforms between your rolls

- you no longer need to bend your knees to sit down

- and of course (from The Nutty Professor) when your lover is done givin the sugar and rolls over twice he is still on top of you!

when you sit around the house you really sit around the house....

and

when you go to get your shoes shined you have to take their word...

hehehe, goodie!

You know you're to fat when....

- you can't pause on a rollerskate trip next to a car cause you'll get towed away for double parking

- Dawn of the Dead is your fault when you die (when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth!)

- your birth influenced the rotation speed of earth

- compasses no longer point to the north