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if you were the opposite sex, what swim suite would you wear??

depends.........am I fat or not?

okay, im not gunna be the one whos gunna start a new thread on this I would be wearing maui shorts

two piece

good god, i shouldnt hav ever asked "If u were the opposite sex....?"

I would wear nothing

LOL!!!!!

A thong bikini and a top. j/k I dunno.

hehehe you guys are great!!!

A big rubber mermaid tale, and some clam shell ti'tty covers.

OMG TH.........LMAO!!!!

*drags TH on a rock with waves splashing in the background*
go work your magic TH

LOL!!!!!

*looks in the distance and sees TH singing on the rock with a crab next to "her"*

I would wear a thong while saying http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/MattMan_foshizzle.gif

yeah! you go leatherface! shizzle my nizzle

Fa rizzle I's gots to shizzle my nizzle.

I love mermaids

uh...me a girl...wut do i look like? beautiful blonde (aka britney spears) or some weird cross breed of a phsyco (aka joan rivers...)

I dont know what color the thong would be.

bright pink! it'll burn the eyes!!

Ok I would wear pink.

wear a bright neon pink thong while saying fo shizzle mah nizzle

Ok Ill also wear a matching top.

bright pink matching top!

Is the thong silk?

silk yeah!

Ok so at least it will feel good except for the string.

so you got the thong and matching top...what else dya need?

Make up, long hair, mini skirt, panty hose, girl socks and shoes, girl shirt.

wait, drop all those things first. Let's go to the beach and show 'em what your made of!

Ok then but I also have to have a girlie voice.

okay...who's voice do you want? choose an actress

Um Ill take a singers voice. Ill take Jessica Simpsons voice.

umm ok *rips out jessica's voice box and places it in leatherface* there ya go! wait, you need some lotion to make you all shiny and stuff

Ok like totally.

Now I like sound like a girl.

...okay, your all lotioned and everything. hmm...now you need to walk like a lady!

I dont know how.

well, try not to walk like there's a tennis ball stuck between your legs then one foot after the other and hips go side to side (i havent even mastered this walk)

Ok then.

yey! i think your ready! off to the beach!

Ok but I need some more cloths than this.

whadya mean? People wear thongs and top in the beach! or do you wanna surprise the people?

I think Ill just stick with the thong and top.

okay lets go!
*drives to the beach*
yey we're here! Now leatherface, show the men here what you got!

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okay...then show all the women here that your better than them! now ramp on the sand!

Ok then I will only walk for what you said to walk for only time though.

okay...hey, people are staring! wave back!

Ok. * waves like a girl * I sure am glad this is only on the computer because there aint no way I would do it if it was real.

I know many gay people haha...hey people are running after you! I think they're falling for you!

Oh s*** their coming. Freak the stupid girlie volswagon new beetle give me my damn lamborgini diablo.

okay here ya go *gives diablo*
haha your sexy as a girl

Ok well I hope this isnt permanent. * speeds away in lamborgini *

wait, go to the mall and run around in the thong and top to ensure that you had it made being a girl!

Oh so this is permanent. Oh s***. I dont think that I will like wearing thongs the rest of my life.

its not permament! Just to make sure you really lived like 1 hour of your life being a girl

Well I didnt like it. And Im sure glad that it isnt permanent because boys are better.

girls are better than boys

You wish you weak lil girl.

weak?! weak you say?! lets see about that

Yes dont make me turn you into a boy permanently. To bad that you cant turn me into a girl permanently.

its possible that guys can be turned into girls permanently I just layed off and no you cant turn me into a guy permamently! Wait, am I gunna be Keanu?

You wish it was possible but go ahead and try to make it permanent even though you will fail you weak lil girl.

im not weak! *picks up anvil and drops it on leatherface's toe* moohaha naw I'd feel sorry for you anyways

Haha I new that it was impossible to turn me into a girl permanently. See you dont know how to do jack squat. And you are weak you lil girl.

dont even try...

You are WEAK WEAK WEAK WEAK! Hahaha Im real scared of a weak lil girl... NOT!

ok
*punches leatherface in the stomach and drags him to the hospital*
dragon:"hey doc you've got vasectomy on the list?"
doc:"yeah sure"
dragon:"Okay, this guy wants to be a girl desperatly"
doc:"sure, lets strap him into the chair"
*leatherface falls unconscious at the thought of vasectomy*
doc:"okay lets start"
dragon:"haha leatherface is gunna be a girl"
doc:"got that right"
*both laugh hysterically*
1 hour later.........
dragon:"yey leatherface is a girl!"

Thats it now that Im a girl I can fight you.

hey leather

Hey buffy.

Come on dragon. Im gonna beat you up.

you better watch out, im not a sissy girl so dont try to poke me with your nails!

call me charz can u chang that on ur sig 2 plz thanx darl

Oh yeah well then Ill pull your hair.

cat fight!

Ok done.

Well Im still gonna punch to.

kicks the back of leatherface's kneecaps which makes her bend and does an uppercut to the face

use the high heels!

Steps on dragons toe with my leather boots and then tackles her to the ground.

Starts punching her while she is on the ground.

kicks leather in the abdomen (like she has any moohaha im so evil) and does a piledriver

violent

*watches cat fight* its entertaining enough

Grrrr Im a he not a she! Stomps dragon while she lays on the ground.

*grabs popcorn* good fight! everyone take a seat my money is on the red head

Your an official she! remember the doctor operated on you? trips leather and smashes vase in the back of her head. *leather falls unconscious*

God forbid Im a blond. The worst kind of girl you can be.

Gets up and slaps the taste right out of dragons mouth.

hehe i got black hair

Kicks dragon in the stomach and then ddts her.

*drinks soda* go the blond!!

ouch...gets up and punches leather's face. Then spears him down (your not the only one that watches wrestling my dad does )

sorry

I dont watch wrestling but I saw that move before. I roll over and starts slapping the crap out of you.

slap? slaps leather back

I pull your hair.

chokes leatherface...you know if we continue at this rate, the thread might be closed down or sumthing

Well then I take your tight jeans and take them off so that everybody can see your thong.

guy in thong ewwwww

Shes a girl.

haha its black and black is sexy
*pulls off leather's wig*

I dont have a wig. This is my real hair.

oh

leather>hehe not real anymore

But that is my real hair. And you cant pull it off.

yeah its your real hair, but I can snip it off

Well then I can do the same to you so leave me alone.

shave it!

HELL NO! If Im gonna have to be a girl then I want long hair.

blad

*takes our razzor*

i got nuthin on that move

Blad? If you touch my hair then I will cut yours off so lets just leave each other alone now ok.

but now scarlet's gunna shave your hair off, so you cant say i did it

No please dont scarlet. Here take 20 dollars there.

trunks naughty

trunks?

$20 for the hair cut

Nah man. Just leave me alone. But go get dragon. Shes the one that needs one.

shes nice hehe so are u but i wonna shave u! ok i wont *puts razzor away*

oooooh janey mac dontgetit

why do i want a shaved head when i already got super duper straight hair?

Ok thanks.

mmmmm....straight hair drool

*gives u bib*

watch out crazy_c

Ok and whats my girl name dragon?

bek

dontgetit

i dunno...watcha want?

im random

I dont know any good ones so you go ahead.

crayons! dontgetit

Do you want a green crayon crazy c?

crayons? haha i dunno i think you should ask scarlet

ask me what?

Ok then my girl name is um Brianna.