Hey look, its my wiener
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R0B
Look at how large it is, its larger than a human being
R0B
Why did you look at this thread? shock
LanİeWindu
To see your weiner of course. DUH
Beast_Within
Originally posted by R0B
Look at how large it is, its larger than a human being nice man...an oscar miner wiener

Spooony
i looked, 'cos you always do stuff like this, and if there was a shlong on screen, i would say something snappy like, "ooooh i see a banning coming"
Beast_Within
Originally posted by Spooony
i looked, 'cos you always do stuff like this, and if there was a shlong on screen, i would say something snappy like, "ooooh i see a banning coming" ......

R0B
Originally posted by Spooony
i looked, 'cos you always do stuff like this, and if there was a shlong on screen, i would say something snappy like, "ooooh i see a banning coming"
Eh I make dumb threads like this one out of boredom...
Demarthl
your answer was within oyur own pants

R0B

< this smilie looks constipated
Raven Guardia
ROB, this thread reminds me of a story

The Tired Hiker
Was this an After April Fools joke?

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
ROB, this thread reminds me of a story
And what story does this thread remind you of? shock
R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Was this an After April Fools joke?
Sort of

Ill make one of them later

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
Sort of

Ill make one of them later

Suhweeeeeeeet!

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Suhweeeeeeeet!
Arnt you going to make one to? ermm
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
Arnt you going to make one to? ermm Yeah, I'm just having trouble making one up.

i think I will attpemt one now, don't tell anyone.
R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I'm just having trouble making one up.

i think I will attpemt one now, don't tell anyone.
Ok my good sir
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
And what story does this thread remind you of? shock
okay, I will tell you.
Well, I have a Pet wiener dog (Long haired Dachshund) and my bro and I were walking it one day and we ran into some kids we know from school. Well the one kid (Devon) says to my bro "Hey I see your wiener" and my bro just laughed (I don't think he got the joke) then devon goes on and says "Thats a hairy beast, you should shave that thing"

it just went over my bros head

R0B

Wow RG
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B

Wow RG

R0B
Wow look at the views on this thread. There were 23 views on my wiener, you sick people disgust
The Tired Hiker
Oh jeez. no2
R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh jeez. no2
no2 .zeej ho
The Tired Hiker
Butt Plug.

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Wow look at the views on this thread. There were 23 views on my wiener, you sick people disgust
sorry, its just so attention getting.
R0B
Yeah my weiner deserves attention

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah my weiner deserves attention
its so big

....it even has wheels
R0B
Yeah and people can ride it ermm
Dwarfdude
....Oh I wish I was ROBs wiener, that is what I'd truely like to be, 'cause if I was and ROBs wiener, everyone would be in love with me....
*Bows*
Yes, I am a sick and perverted being. That is what makes me a F*ck Monkey.
R0B

Yeah everybody wants to be Robs wiener
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah and people can ride it ermm
let me have a ride (this sounds so perverted

)
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
....Oh I wish I was ROBs wiener, that is what I'd truely like to be, 'cause if I was and ROBs wiener, everyone would be in love with me....
*Bows*
Yes, I am a sick and perverted being. That is what makes me a F*ck Monkey.
dont **** a monkey...**** a duck

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
let me have a ride (this sounds so perverted

)
dont **** a monkey...**** a duck
Yeah you may ride my weiner, just dont put it in 4th gear ermm

Dwarfdude
I dont f*ck monkeys!!
I am the f*ck-ed monkey....Except I'm usually the initiator....
Hence my name. F*ck Monkey. Not Monkey F*cker.
R0B
Monkey f*cker, f*ck monkey, not that big of a difference

The Tired Hiker
I saw one of those things drive by on the freeway when I was in Los Angeles years ago, I was like, "What the feck???"
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah you may ride my weiner, just dont put it in 4th gear ermm
I'll try not to
Originally posted by R0B
Monkey f*cker, f*ck monkey, not that big of a difference
yeah anyway.... u monkey****er (DD)
R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I'll try not to
yeah anyway.... u monkey****er (DD)
But your always welcome to put it in third gear

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I saw one of those things drive by on the freeway when I was in Los Angeles years ago, I was like, "What the feck???"

Are you seriouse?
Mist
wish i had a big weiner like robs.......
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Mist
wish i had a big weiner like robs.......
yeah, Isnt it nice.
Dwarfdude
I've seen one on the highway on this side of the continent too... Effing wierd.
There is a difference! A monkey f*cker is someone who f*cks monkeys! A f*ck monkey is a monkey that f*cks! I'm a monkey!!
Ph34r t3h m0nk3ys!!
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B

Are you seriouse? I shit you not.
The Tired Hiker
One of the funniest damn things I ever saw. I nearly crashed my car. My girlfriend at the time was asleep in the passenger seat, I almost woke her up to see it.
Mist
"hey, check out that big weiner"
i bet she woulda woken up in an instant
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
I've seen one on the highway on this side of the continent too... Effing wierd.
There is a difference! A monkey f*cker is someone who f*cks monkeys! A f*ck monkey is a monkey that f*cks! I'm a monkey!!
Ph34r t3h m0nk3ys!!
and only a monkey ****er would know this right

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
One of the funniest damn things I ever saw. I nearly crashed my car. My girlfriend at the time was asleep in the passenger seat, I almost woke her up to see it.

Wow a big wiener driving past you has to be funny
Dwarfdude
It was consentual!! She let me into the cage!!!!
The zookeeper lies!! HE LIES I TELL YOU!!!!
Raven Guardia
my neighbor owns a hotel, and he was there working and a wiener mobile stopped there. well he has a wiener dog like I do and he too a picture with his god beside the wiener mobile
R0B
Haha well my wiener owns
Mist
i wonder how someone could eat a weiner that size...
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Mist
i wonder how someone could eat a weiner that size...
they need to have a big mouth

Dwarfdude
You'd have to eat it very slowly....little by little to get it alllll in....
R0B
Yeah my wiener dosnt really fit in a lot of mouth's

Dwarfdude
Christ......What a wonderful picture I have in my mind right now....Yep, that'd go perfect next to the Mona Lisa......Worthy of DeVinci...
R0B
Originally posted by mouth

Well I was talking about the mouth that is attached to human beings heads but that can change
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
You'd have to eat it very slowly....little by little to get it alllll in....
make it last...savior each bite
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah my wiener dosnt really fit in a lot of mouth's
have a mouthing fitting around the wiener contest, like Cinderella and the glass slipper. one mouth will fit
R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
make it last...savior each bite
have a mouthing fitting around the wiener contest, like Cinderella and the glass slipper. one mouth will fit

Wow I suppose that is true
Raven Guardia
Sooooo when does this contest start?

j/k
Dwarfdude
But who in this world could? The champion wiener eater from Coney Island?
R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Sooooo when does this contest start?

j/k
It starts tommorow, Im expecting you to be there ermm
IceWithin

this thread is so queer
R0B
Originally posted by IceWithin

this thread is so queer
Queer means weird

IceWithin
I know

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
It starts tommorow, Im expecting you to be there ermm
I will be....with all my firends.
R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I will be....with all my firends.
Ok you could be the right girl for the " job "
Dwarfdude
Why does the girl always get the job? This is sexism!! Let a guy get the job!
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Why does the girl always get the job? This is sexism!! Let a guy get the job!
yeah.....that makes you seem a bit homosexual
R0B
Yeah leave it up to RG to get the " job "
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah leave it up to RG to get the " job "

R0B
Haha Ill see you there tommorow

Mist
are we still talking about eating rob's weiner? i got distracted..
Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Mist
are we still talking about eating rob's weiner? i got distracted..
yes

R0B
Wow 205 people have veiwed this thread

Mist
just to see your weiner!
Raven Guardia
he is a very popular wiener......I mean there is even a song about it
R0B
My wiener is known worldwide
Mist
i wish i could show my weiner in public like that...
R0B
I have to walk around like this, my wiener can not fit in any pair of pants
Mist
you need a car to tow it if it breaks down.
Mist
same difference. the weiner breaks, tow it.
Raven Guardia
your wiener is really popular
R0B
Yeah my wiener can get rough...
Mist
what if it gets stuck on its travels? does it have backup?
Raven Guardia
yeah, does it?
R0B
Yeah it gets a lot of backup. It cant fit in some places
Raven Guardia
I bet lots of girls like to take pictures
Mist
tight squeezes...must need oiling a lot.
R0B
Yeah you both are correct
The Tired Hiker
Do you call your garage 'The Vagina'?

R0B
Yes I do, how did you know shock
The Tired Hiker
Because I can see your weiner in the Vagina!

R0B
Whoa, you must film this kind of stuff

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
Whoa, you must film this kind of stuff
Dude, I'm not a pornographer.

R0B
A garage and a wiener vehicle have nothing to do with porn

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Do you call your garage 'The Vagina'?

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
A garage and a wiener vehicle have nothing to do with porn

Oh, my mind is in the gutter again.

R0B
Like always TH

Mist
is there a weiner in the gutter?
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