Hey look, its my wiener

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R0B
Look at how large it is, its larger than a human being

Demarthl
nice

R0B
Why did you look at this thread? shock

LanİeWindu™
To see your weiner of course. DUH

Beast_Within
Originally posted by R0B
Look at how large it is, its larger than a human being nice man...an oscar miner wiener laughing

Spooony
i looked, 'cos you always do stuff like this, and if there was a shlong on screen, i would say something snappy like, "ooooh i see a banning coming"

Beast_Within
Originally posted by Spooony
i looked, 'cos you always do stuff like this, and if there was a shlong on screen, i would say something snappy like, "ooooh i see a banning coming" ...... laughing

R0B
Originally posted by Spooony
i looked, 'cos you always do stuff like this, and if there was a shlong on screen, i would say something snappy like, "ooooh i see a banning coming"

Eh I make dumb threads like this one out of boredom...

Demarthl
your answer was within oyur own pants no expression

R0B
no expression < this smilie looks constipated

Raven Guardia
ROB, this thread reminds me of a story laughing out loud

The Tired Hiker
Was this an After April Fools joke? stick out tongue

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
ROB, this thread reminds me of a story laughing out loud

And what story does this thread remind you of? shock

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Was this an After April Fools joke? stick out tongue

Sort of stick out tongue Ill make one of them later big grin

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
Sort of stick out tongue Ill make one of them later big grin Suhweeeeeeeet! big grin

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Suhweeeeeeeet! big grin

Arnt you going to make one to? ermm

LanİeWindu™
Shibby!

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
Arnt you going to make one to? ermm Yeah, I'm just having trouble making one up. erm i think I will attpemt one now, don't tell anyone.

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I'm just having trouble making one up. erm i think I will attpemt one now, don't tell anyone.

Ok my good sir

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
And what story does this thread remind you of? shock

okay, I will tell you.

Well, I have a Pet wiener dog (Long haired Dachshund) and my bro and I were walking it one day and we ran into some kids we know from school. Well the one kid (Devon) says to my bro "Hey I see your wiener" and my bro just laughed (I don't think he got the joke) then devon goes on and says "Thats a hairy beast, you should shave that thing" laughing it just went over my bros head laughing out loud

LanİeWindu™
laughing

R0B
laughing out loud Wow RG

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
laughing out loud Wow RG

laughing

R0B
Wow look at the views on this thread. There were 23 views on my wiener, you sick people disgust

The Tired Hiker
Oh jeez. no2

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh jeez. no2

no2 .zeej ho

The Tired Hiker
Butt Plug. blink

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Wow look at the views on this thread. There were 23 views on my wiener, you sick people disgust

sorry, its just so attention getting.

R0B
Yeah my weiner deserves attention yes

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah my weiner deserves attention yes

its so big eek!....it even has wheels

R0B
Yeah and people can ride it ermm

Dwarfdude
....Oh I wish I was ROBs wiener, that is what I'd truely like to be, 'cause if I was and ROBs wiener, everyone would be in love with me....

*Bows*

Yes, I am a sick and perverted being. That is what makes me a F*ck Monkey.

R0B
laughing Yeah everybody wants to be Robs wiener

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah and people can ride it ermm

let me have a ride (this sounds so perverted laughing )

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
....Oh I wish I was ROBs wiener, that is what I'd truely like to be, 'cause if I was and ROBs wiener, everyone would be in love with me....

*Bows*

Yes, I am a sick and perverted being. That is what makes me a F*ck Monkey.

dont **** a monkey...**** a duck happy

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
let me have a ride (this sounds so perverted laughing )



dont **** a monkey...**** a duck happy

Yeah you may ride my weiner, just dont put it in 4th gear ermm stick out tongue

Dwarfdude
I dont f*ck monkeys!!


I am the f*ck-ed monkey....Except I'm usually the initiator....

Hence my name. F*ck Monkey. Not Monkey F*cker.

R0B
Monkey f*cker, f*ck monkey, not that big of a difference erm

The Tired Hiker
I saw one of those things drive by on the freeway when I was in Los Angeles years ago, I was like, "What the feck???"

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah you may ride my weiner, just dont put it in 4th gear ermm stick out tongue

I'll try not to wink

Originally posted by R0B
Monkey f*cker, f*ck monkey, not that big of a difference erm

yeah anyway.... u monkey****er (DD)

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I'll try not to wink



yeah anyway.... u monkey****er (DD)

But your always welcome to put it in third gear wink

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I saw one of those things drive by on the freeway when I was in Los Angeles years ago, I was like, "What the feck???"

laughing out loud Are you seriouse?

Mist
wish i had a big weiner like robs.......

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Mist
wish i had a big weiner like robs.......

yeah, Isnt it nice.

Dwarfdude
I've seen one on the highway on this side of the continent too... Effing wierd.


There is a difference! A monkey f*cker is someone who f*cks monkeys! A f*ck monkey is a monkey that f*cks! I'm a monkey!!

Ph34r t3h m0nk3ys!!

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
laughing out loud Are you seriouse? I shit you not.

The Tired Hiker
One of the funniest damn things I ever saw. I nearly crashed my car. My girlfriend at the time was asleep in the passenger seat, I almost woke her up to see it.

Mist
laughing

"hey, check out that big weiner"

i bet she woulda woken up in an instant

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
I've seen one on the highway on this side of the continent too... Effing wierd.


There is a difference! A monkey f*cker is someone who f*cks monkeys! A f*ck monkey is a monkey that f*cks! I'm a monkey!!

Ph34r t3h m0nk3ys!!

and only a monkey ****er would know this right wink

R0B
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
One of the funniest damn things I ever saw. I nearly crashed my car. My girlfriend at the time was asleep in the passenger seat, I almost woke her up to see it.

laughing Wow a big wiener driving past you has to be funny

Dwarfdude
It was consentual!! She let me into the cage!!!!

The zookeeper lies!! HE LIES I TELL YOU!!!!

Raven Guardia
my neighbor owns a hotel, and he was there working and a wiener mobile stopped there. well he has a wiener dog like I do and he too a picture with his god beside the wiener mobile

R0B
Haha well my wiener owns

Mist
i wonder how someone could eat a weiner that size...

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Mist
i wonder how someone could eat a weiner that size...


they need to have a big mouth shifty

Dwarfdude
You'd have to eat it very slowly....little by little to get it alllll in....

R0B
Yeah my wiener dosnt really fit in a lot of mouth's erm

mouth
embarrasment

Dwarfdude
Christ......What a wonderful picture I have in my mind right now....Yep, that'd go perfect next to the Mona Lisa......Worthy of DeVinci...

R0B
Originally posted by mouth
embarrasment

laughing Well I was talking about the mouth that is attached to human beings heads but that can change

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
You'd have to eat it very slowly....little by little to get it alllll in....

make it last...savior each bite

Originally posted by R0B
Yeah my wiener dosnt really fit in a lot of mouth's erm

have a mouthing fitting around the wiener contest, like Cinderella and the glass slipper. one mouth will fit

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
make it last...savior each bite



have a mouthing fitting around the wiener contest, like Cinderella and the glass slipper. one mouth will fit

laughing out loud Wow I suppose that is true

IceWithin
laughing

Raven Guardia
Sooooo when does this contest start? laughing out loud j/k

Dwarfdude
But who in this world could? The champion wiener eater from Coney Island?

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Sooooo when does this contest start? laughing out loud j/k

It starts tommorow, Im expecting you to be there ermm

IceWithin
laughing this thread is so queer

R0B
Originally posted by IceWithin
laughing this thread is so queer

Queer means weird smile

IceWithin
I know laughing out loud

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
It starts tommorow, Im expecting you to be there ermm

I will be....with all my firends.

R0B
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I will be....with all my firends.

Ok you could be the right girl for the " job "

Dwarfdude
Why does the girl always get the job? This is sexism!! Let a guy get the job!

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Why does the girl always get the job? This is sexism!! Let a guy get the job!

yeah.....that makes you seem a bit homosexual

R0B
Yeah leave it up to RG to get the " job "

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by R0B
Yeah leave it up to RG to get the " job "

big grin

R0B
Haha Ill see you there tommorow laughing out loud

Mist
are we still talking about eating rob's weiner? i got distracted..

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Mist
are we still talking about eating rob's weiner? i got distracted..

yes laughing out loud

R0B
Wow 205 people have veiwed this thread laughing out loud

Mist
just to see your weiner!

Raven Guardia
he is a very popular wiener......I mean there is even a song about it

R0B
My wiener is known worldwide

Mist
i wish i could show my weiner in public like that...

Raven Guardia
laughing out loud

R0B
I have to walk around like this, my wiener can not fit in any pair of pants

Mist
you need a car to tow it if it breaks down.

R0B
You mean a tow truck

Mist
same difference. the weiner breaks, tow it.

Raven Guardia
your wiener is really popular

R0B
Yeah my wiener can get rough...

Mist
what if it gets stuck on its travels? does it have backup?

Raven Guardia
yeah, does it?

R0B
Yeah it gets a lot of backup. It cant fit in some places

Raven Guardia
I bet lots of girls like to take pictures

Mist
tight squeezes...must need oiling a lot.

R0B
Yeah you both are correct

The Tired Hiker
Do you call your garage 'The Vagina'? embarrasment

R0B
Yes I do, how did you know shock

The Tired Hiker
Because I can see your weiner in the Vagina! eek!

R0B
Whoa, you must film this kind of stuff eek!

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
Whoa, you must film this kind of stuff eek!

Dude, I'm not a pornographer. erm

R0B
A garage and a wiener vehicle have nothing to do with porn erm

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Do you call your garage 'The Vagina'? embarrasment

laughing

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by R0B
A garage and a wiener vehicle have nothing to do with porn erm Oh, my mind is in the gutter again. embarrasment

R0B
Like always TH laughing out loud

Mist
is there a weiner in the gutter?

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