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I dare you to shave your eyebrows.

no

come on, i dare you.

NO WAY am I shaving my eyebrows... I love them too much.

i dare you to wrestle a panda naked while probing a silverback gorilla with the panda's bamboo sticks

If I didn't work with customer's I would.

I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda WHILE shaving my eyebrows. Sorry, no digital camera to prove it.

I dare somebody to masturbate in public while screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" until orgasm.

I shaved my eyebrows when I was 16 because I wanted perfect shaped ones, so I drew them on for about 6 months dontgetit I looked like an underage transvestite.

Originally posted by Syren
I shaved my eyebrows when I was 16 because I wanted perfect shaped ones, so I drew them on for about 6 months dontgetit I looked like an underage transvestite.

Originally posted by Syren
I shaved my eyebrows when I was 16 because I wanted perfect shaped ones, so I drew them on for about 6 months dontgetit I looked like an underage transvestite.

Ouch.

Y'know, I really should have had the same reaction upon looking at myself in the mirror, but for some unfathomable reason I was all like, "Oooh, girlfriend, that look is so divine! OMG, hot stuff!" naughty

It's ridiculous

Originally posted by Syren
I shaved my eyebrows when I was 16 because I wanted perfect shaped ones, so I drew them on for about 6 months dontgetit I looked like an underage transvestite. AHAHAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by Myth
I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda WHILE shaving my eyebrows. Sorry, no digital camera to prove it.

I dare somebody to masturbate in public while screaming "Look at me! Look at me!" until orgasm.

I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda WHILE shaving my eyebrows and while masterbating in public going ''look at me, look at me''' till orgasm!

Beat that hoe! diva

Thanks Milla, you should have seen me. Talk about cause for a hernia

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda WHILE shaving my eyebrows and while masterbating in public going ''look at me, look at me''' till orgasm!

Beat that hoe! diva
i did all that and moomyed the Royal guard out side the palace and he said he had permission to shot me as i was moomying the queen (and he did have permission because its like treason or somethin)

Moomy? Is that moron for Moony?

yep i carnt spell and carnt be arsed to use spell check

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda WHILE shaving my eyebrows and while masterbating in public going ''look at me, look at me''' till orgasm!

Beat that hoe! diva

I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda while shaving my eyebrows while masturbating in public going ''look at me, look at me''' till orgasm while beating that *points* hoe.


She wont be waking up anytime soon


So i guess i win


Closed.

Closed, no one's done that in a while...

it dow sleep, I was being biatchy, ignore me

Well, you know me, always the original one


Although my attempt to close this thing has apparently failed.

nice to see my panda wrestling poking silverback gorilla with bamboo stick-athon kicked of nicely

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Well, you know me, always the original one


Although my attempt to close this thing has apparently failed.

Aaw, no, it's ok. I can pretend if it's any consolation. Look, I mean, even posting this was near impossible

Yeah, although you have to read carefully. Because masturbating in public and probing a gorilla if mixed up could equal in death or jail


edit- thankya Sy, that was deliciously kind

dontgetit

Directed at me? Because, until you said that, I had no inclination to do so....

Can't say the same now though.

Edit; No probs sweetie

Originally posted by The Inkeeper
I poked a silverback gorilla with a bamboo stick while wrestling a panda while shaving my eyebrows while masturbating in public going ''look at me, look at me''' till orgasm while beating that *points* hoe.


She wont be waking up anytime soon


So i guess i win


Closed.

You tell the nasty usurper sweetie!

i watched tv, does that count?

*gasp*


How dare you two diva


Jealousy of course?

You bad ass

i dare you to put vinegar and baking soda in your mouth and try o sing your national anthem.

I dare you to try it first then call one of your friends and try to actually tell them verbally that you did it.

I dare you to throw a knife in the air and catch it in your teeth.

I dare you to die. Let me know how it goes.

crybaby

Milla doesn't love me anymore.

I doooooooooooo.

I WILL not kill myself.

I dare you to drink 5 cans of soda, then burp the alphabet backwards then puke into this bucket while standing 5 feet away.

Wow *goes to try it*

edit

Originally posted by Powerful_Dragon
edit

You totally need to get out more, that kind of dare is extremely enjoyable to some

Originally posted by Syren
You totally need to get out more, that kind of dare is extremely enjoyable to some
LOL only gay people do that.

Only gay people?

You really do need to get out more.

Well, If a boy did that the boys dick will some totaly bad, in fact, the girl sucks it ewwww.

No they don't...not after the fact at least.

You gotta wash up first.

You should see me go out I go shoping for cloth, I'm glad I'm a women.

And I'm glad I'm a man, what's your point?

Never mind

I'M PREGNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Its a boy

Yup, that confirms it...Powerful Dragon has fallen off her rocker.

Nope im playin around.

Powerful_Dragon, this is a PG 13 board. Dont post things like that agian.

What the **** happened in here?

Craziness

Ah