jedi2187
Emperor Palpatine vs. your grandfather
Emperor: Wears a black cloak
Gramps: Wears boxers up to his drooping pecs
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Uses weathered cane for support when walking
Gramps: Uses 200-lb. German in-home nurse for support
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Declared himself Emperor and instigated martial law in the galaxy
Gramps: Declared all young punks to get the *!@#$& off of his lawn!
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: New apprentice whenever the opportunity arises
Gramps: New change of clothes every presidential election
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Can see into the future your destiny
Gramps: Can see the remote in front of him
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Sith
Gramps: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Civil War. And alcohol.
ADVANTAGE: Gramps
Emperor: Can make lightning fly from his fingertips
Gramps: Can make his dentures fly outta his mouth when he starts bitching about the Democrats
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Winner of this round: The Emperor ("Bow down before me! Lower!"
Emperor: Wears a black cloak
Gramps: Wears boxers up to his drooping pecs
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Uses weathered cane for support when walking
Gramps: Uses 200-lb. German in-home nurse for support
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Declared himself Emperor and instigated martial law in the galaxy
Gramps: Declared all young punks to get the *!@#$& off of his lawn!
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: New apprentice whenever the opportunity arises
Gramps: New change of clothes every presidential election
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Can see into the future your destiny
Gramps: Can see the remote in front of him
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Emperor: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Sith
Gramps: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Civil War. And alcohol.
ADVANTAGE: Gramps
Emperor: Can make lightning fly from his fingertips
Gramps: Can make his dentures fly outta his mouth when he starts bitching about the Democrats
ADVANTAGE: Emperor
Winner of this round: The Emperor ("Bow down before me! Lower!"