Emperor (ROTJ) vs. your Grandpa

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jedi2187
Emperor Palpatine vs. your grandfather

Emperor: Wears a black cloak
Gramps: Wears boxers up to his drooping pecs

ADVANTAGE: Emperor

Emperor: Uses weathered cane for support when walking
Gramps: Uses 200-lb. German in-home nurse for support

ADVANTAGE: Emperor

Emperor: Declared himself Emperor and instigated martial law in the galaxy
Gramps: Declared all young punks to get the *!@#$& off of his lawn!

ADVANTAGE: Emperor

Emperor: New apprentice whenever the opportunity arises
Gramps: New change of clothes every presidential election

ADVANTAGE: Emperor

Emperor: Can see into the future your destiny
Gramps: Can see the remote in front of him

ADVANTAGE: Emperor

Emperor: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Sith
Gramps: Very knowledgeable in the history of the Civil War. And alcohol.

ADVANTAGE: Gramps

Emperor: Can make lightning fly from his fingertips
Gramps: Can make his dentures fly outta his mouth when he starts bitching about the Democrats

ADVANTAGE: Emperor

Winner of this round: The Emperor ("Bow down before me! Lower!"wink

Julie
man you have way too much time on your hands

Darth_Nefarus
Dude, my grandpa has 11+ spots of cancer and had fought off all of them for over 15 years, hewould kick the emperor's ass

Kun-ni Habeo
my grandpa was a military man he would wipe the floor with palps

Darth_Nefarus
We should pit Sidious against a senior citizens committee, tell them that he's the one that won't let them watch Bonanza, then watch the bloddy fly

jackstain
both of my grandfathers are dead.....thanks for bringing that up, you jerkoff......just kidding, but if they were alive, they would think that this thread sucks, and that emperor palpatine isn't real, and would win by default.

Darth Mantis
Oh palpatine, it's time for your daily sponge bath.

Kun-ni Habeo
"both of my grandfathers are dead.....thanks for bringing that up, you jerkoff......just kidding, but if they were alive, they would think that this thread sucks, and that emperor palpatine isn't real, and would win by default."
mine ranpa is dead,but if he was alive he would wup palps

jackstain
ya ya.

Kun-ni Habeo
really,i swear it is the truth

jackstain
no i meant, ya ya he wuld.

grandpas are way cooler than palps.

Kun-ni Habeo
ofcourse Happy Dance

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