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last night I went to bed about 130am - and I could not sleep cause my upstairs neigbors were having sex LOUDLY - they were screaming and stuff... their bed was knocking on the floor and walls loudly--

I ended up getting up to watch TV for awhile!

why cant they go have sex outside or in their car! so I can sleep!

sleeping

burn them

Or grab their scrotums.

Join them

Dont hate the player hate the game...

ooookkkkk

tell them to try out position 4 from page 13 out of the karma sutra book........(not that i know what that is)whistling1

I wish neighbors would have sex near me, I like the sounds. droolio

I mean.......kill them

ok tonight they are upstairs fighting-- the guy is saying

"did you f*cking kill my kids?"

Im worried now

Like I said...kill them...kill them...kill them...kill them...KILL THEM

you kill them...

Where do they live? I'll do it.

But then again, if I know where they live, then I'll know where you live...and I'll stalk you.

Ok, I'm creeping myself out.

Don't kill them.

Oh, what a wonderful world of fantasy and never-ending, never-endings you live in! I wish I could hop aboard the good ship, Glory and sail along this silken sea to the orange gold of the horizon!

That's why you don't give strangers your address...

duh!

tsk!

Dog, foot, walrus tusk and elevator music is like flower, yes?

only if turned up to maximum velocity in this hour of need.

Look at them funny, and with a sly smile, the next time
you see them.

That'll embarass them into stopping.

....

put on a curly black wig, a fake mostache and get one of those nets on a stick they use to get leaves out of pools with, then when they start going at it, knock on their door till one answers and when they ask what you want say "I have come to clean zee pool." they'll have to invite you in for sex if you use that old porn classic line. or try to deliver a pizza....with sexy results!

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
last night I went to bed about 130am - and I could not sleep cause my upstairs neigbors were having sex LOUDLY - they were screaming and stuff... their bed was knocking on the floor and walls loudly--

I ended up getting up to watch TV for awhile!

why cant they go have sex outside or in their car! so I can sleep!

sleeping im sory i ll try 2 be quiet next time n dnt kill me. i mean hes good, wat the feck am i on about? never mind just ignore me.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
last night I went to bed about 130am - and I could not sleep cause my upstairs neigbors were having sex LOUDLY - they were screaming and stuff... their bed was knocking on the floor and walls loudly--

I ended up getting up to watch TV for awhile!

why cant they go have sex outside or in their car! so I can sleep!

sleeping Why didn't you go up and join them, it's not like you could sleep anyhow.

Objecting to free porn.

Originally posted by Mist
tell them to try out position 4 from page 13 out of the karma sutra book........(not that i know what that is)whistling1 You totally got that out of Shanghai Knights.

MG, next time they do that I would crash into the room and scream "Will you turn it down a notch?!"

Originally posted by syko freak
im sory i ll try 2 be quiet next time n dnt kill me. i mean hes good, wat the feck am i on about? never mind just ignore me.

cool! I didnt know you lived up stairs from me!