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This is where you get a chance to let your insane side express itself. I'll go first:

Hi everyone! I'm Maggie Hiker. I'm a real sweet gal, but if you cross me, I'll cut you!

I have seen donuts swarming across the face of the moon,
taunting the women and children that reside in the heart
of the cards.

"There can be only two", Adrienn Barbeau once said. "Two
big boobies?" I says. "No, two coconuts lying on a beach
in a desert island".

Maggie will cut the coconuts if they mess with her! I mean me.

But there are no knives on Pluto?

Got a need a ****ing cigarette, What the hell was that in the corner!

I have had them planted there by the Plutonians before they left in fear of The Great Fate, which we all know was a mere delusion.

Ok Im bored

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Got a need a ****ing cigarette, What the hell was that in the corner!

That was Maggie. Maggie was in the corner. I will cut you.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok Im bored

Hi, Bored. I'm Maggie.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That was Maggie. Maggie was in the corner. I will cut you. I will shoot you

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Hi, Bored. I'm Maggie. weeeeeee

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I will shoot you

Hi, I'm Barry. Oh golly oh jeez. Has anyone seen Maggie? I came all this way to bring her her bullet proof vest, but I can't find her. Will you please help me find her, find Maggie?

Are you stoned?

The Tired Hiker is a man-girl named maggie.

He also digs funky things to eat on/with/for/from.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Are you stoned?
Barry know not what you mean. Originally posted by King Burger
The Tired Hiker is a man-girl named maggie.
He also digs funky things to eat on/with/for/from.
Who's he? And where's Maggie?

Hi kids, my name is Trent Reznor AKA El Rezzo AKA T-Rez AKA McRezzinald.

I'm a musician for a really uber r0xorz band.

-AC

Shut Up!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hi kids, my name is Trent Reznor AKA El Rezzo AKA T-Rez AKA McRezzinald.

I'm a musician for a really uber r0xorz band.

-AC

Barry wishes Maggie were here, she'd cut El Rezzo down to size. *Maggie walks in*

Maggie, here! *barry throws bullet proof jacket to Maggie*

Thanks, Barry!

*Maggie cuts El Rezzo*

Hi there, Bored. Wanna play?

I'm a fire engine. *nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw*

Nehhh, you can't cut El Rezzo.

I'm the original Mr. Self Destruct.

-AC

Lali Jama: No you didn't. no you did not just ask me 4 directions. i'm not a mall diretcory. you see this dot on my forhead it does not say "you are Here"
Banshee: Screams at Lali Jama
Rohc Starr: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.NoNoNo.
Moonbeam: Be free & find your chee.
Splash: Feel The Wave, Ride The Wave, Be The Wave.
Lazerus: oh No They've been let loose!!!

*nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw*

*Breathy noise*

Krrrr-tshhhh, Corrannn....Krrr-tshhhh....Now that you're a fire engine, krrr-tshhh...Obi-Wan never told youuu what happened to your driver.

I....am your driver.

-AC

*nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw*

No man. Cut out with that tomfoolery.

-AC

Noone wants to experience mine, it's a total menace.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No man. Cut out with that tomfoolery.

-AC *sprays water all over AC*

Right I've had enough of that JUST STOP IT!!!

GOD!

*Throws various boxes of cereal at Corran*

-AC

*extends ladder to reach over cereal boxes*

I love you...I hate you...I love you...I hate you...DONE

*nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw*