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If you're travelling at the speed of light in a car and you turn on your headlights... will you get pregnant?

Definatley..

its unavoidable im afraid..

I'm afraid not, seeing as snakes don't have armpits.

no due to micro wave energy from the car moving at light speed u would become infertile un less the car was may just for light speed technology

Oh and turning the lights on wouldn't do anythin 2 u ,moving at light speed so the lights wouldn't look like there on

But what if you took into account the amount of orange juice you would have to drink to dilute the reversal ray of the commas....

Originally posted by runningtap
But what if you took into account the amount of orange juice you would have to drink to dilute the reversal ray of the commas....

Ahh, but youre forgetting that I ate all the mashed potatoes last night...

u carn't reverse it enof if u did u would way round about 6000 tons

No, you're not hearing me... there are only thirteen tomatoes in the backseat and martha stewart just can't work that fast.... get it?

But there's a squirrel!

Originally posted by runningtap
No, you're not hearing me... there are only thirteen tomatoes in the backseat and martha stewart just can't work that fast.... get it?

No no and no. If Peruvian Iron workers can do it, then there is absolutely no reason that an elastic factory in Bolivia can't reduce the world's consumption of bologna. It just simply stands to reason.

wtf is every1 on about i was being a boffin and somethin in ur brain just went

(blows large rassberry)

GTG

But not nearly as much as the beatle that stole my heart in Las Vegas. It was supposed to last forever but it turned into a one night stand. It was great! We made a model of a model bird and stuck it in a large tanker to send to Egypte where Nick's grandma was born... I couldn't have done it without Viagra!

okkkkk i'm going now lol

thanks for contributing turtle face!

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Originally posted by runningtap
If you're travelling at the speed of light in a car and you turn on your headlights... will you get pregnant? with twins

well, i suppose they could be twins, but you'd probably have to eat a pint of nails before they would transform into caterpillars....

Right melvar?

But that would only happen if the buzzing in your ears was flourescent...

See, I know stuff

but wouldnt the flourescent lights retract from the amount of ketchup your mother ate to give you a turning point?

The exfoliation is definetly the best way to revers the final and most grueling stages of metapose......

Yes, but you see that ketchup doesn't count because it was heinz...and well, we all know what kind of tomatoes heinz uses in it's ketchup making. Let's just say Colin will be waking up to a good deal of sunshine in San fransisco that day.

What if the burgers are silent? Codpiece.

The answer is hell no.

You are all aware that everything depends on which direction you are travelling in and in which Hemisphere, it's all to do with the different direction water flushes down a toilet.

Gee, I thought he was talking about getting pregnant while travelling at the speed of light.

My bodyguard!Wow I had not seened you in ages what's up?jmkisses

Not much, Jackie. It's good to see you; how've you been?

Originally posted by runningtap
If you're travelling at the speed of light in a car and you turn on your headlights... will you get pregnant? No, but it explains why the Star Wars happened while there was no coffee or cantine on Death Star.

And it also explains the phenomenon of - socking!

I didn't get what LB just said. Then again, I don't get many things.

The guy who made a thread was a sock.

LB U BEEN ON A WEBSITE CALLED www.atomfilms.com would u

Originally posted by lil bitchiness


The guy who made a thread was a sock.
Oh I see...who was he formerly known as?

ploop4444

Haven't heard of him, but if he was a sock as you said, that would be a good thing.

Originally posted by runningtap
If you're travelling at the speed of light in a car and you turn on your headlights... will you get pregnant?

I somehow doubt that.JM