Maynard James Keenan helped me with my Biology Homework!

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Korri
I was like "icon5"

I was really stuck with a couple of questions about DNA replication in my Biology coursework and i was almost at the point of crying when the phone rang..

It was Maynard obviously otherwise this story wouldnt make any sense.. anyway it turns out that he is secretly very keen on the anamtomy of the huma body and how it all works so he is all like "im totally fecking amazing at Biology let me help you out"

so he comes over (because he lives just across from me obviously) and we have a bash at the questions..

he is all like

"Now, i know the codons fit cause we watched the DNA strand unzip"

so, it was basically like that all the way throw the question booklet and when i got it makred by my teacher i got a straight A happy

All thanks to Maynard it looks like im going to pass my Bio exam! icon5

Thanks mate! icon5

Lana
eek!

SlipknoT
angel

Korri
I could become a professor smart

Deathblow
Not fair, Adam Jones raped me with a spatula cry

Ronny
cry *****! you didnt call me over?


schmoll I'm never speaking to you again

Deathblow
Ronald, you simpleton, you spelt GREATEST wrong no

I can't even bring myself to look at you right now faint

Korri
haha, we had babies yestersay no expression.

lil bitchiness
Maynard couldn't have came over. He's in my gimp closet as we speak.

Ronny
Oh my god embarrasment how embarrasing

Korri
he has the power to be in 2 places at once! happy

Ronny
droolio totally, Maynard is like Lord thy God, he has magical powers... like santa

Korri
Im having his children cry

The prodical children of Maynard! touched

Alpha Centauri
Who's having my kids?

Oh wait....I'm the OTHER guy.

-AC

Ronny
Originally posted by Korri
Im having his children cry

The prodical children of Maynard! touched He already has a child Korri potatohead dear cry

Devo is like... Jesus yes without the crusifixion part..

Korri
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Who's having my kids?

Oh wait....I'm the OTHER guy.

-AC

Alpha your sig is sex..

oh that reminds me im having Trent Reznor's babehs too but dont tell anyone k ninja

Ronny
Bitchnut! ranting Trent is mine sneaky2 keep your dirty paws off him

Korri
oh really? mad

whatcha gunna do bout it hoebag? sneaky2

Ronny
I dont know yet sneaky2 but ill think of something potatowhore

Korri
its ok, dont take it personally skankbag hug

i get payed to have peoples babehs touched

Ronny
touched Oh, I see. Well i let you go this time but only because its for a good cause.

*kidnaps Trent* ninja

Korri
There is no emotional conection there, i do it with lotsa guys... touched

only because they want me to give them children, not for anything else confusedninja

dark1365
That's a lot of celebrities you've met, Korri.
Or imagined you've met. shifty

Ronny
cry Maybe they just want to see your sexy ass naked, and they give up their musical futre by getting a child for that

droolio that it so illegal

Korri
No its real!! icon5


please dont take it away from me!! ITS REAL!! IT IS!!

cry shup!

dark1365
Originally posted by Ronny
cry Maybe they just want to see your sexy ass naked, and they give up their musical futre by getting a child for that

droolio that it so illegal
Not a bad assumption, but kinda sick-minded.
Originally posted by Korri
No its real!! icon5


please dont take it away from me!! ITS REAL!! IT IS!!

cry shup!
OK, I'll quit...happy now, Korri?

Korri
Originally posted by Ronny
cry Maybe they just want to see your sexy ass naked, and they give up their musical futre by getting a child for that

droolio that it so illegal

its fun thought, you should try it sometime...

i advise you to take it up part-time though...

it can get stressful at times erm

Korri
Originally posted by dark1365
Not a bad assumption, but kinda sick-minded.

OK, I'll quit...happy now, Korri?

oh and i believe completely that you mingle with celebs on a day-today basis..

touched thank you..

dark1365
What?? I didn't say the last part...

Ronny
Originally posted by Korri
its fun thought, you should try it sometime...

i advise you to take it up part-time though...

it can get stressful at times erm I'm never laying on my back pushing out a gross little child droolio

Arachnoidfreak
I hear laying on your back is quite fun...

dark1365
Originally posted by Ronny
I'm never laying on my back pushing out a gross little child droolio
Uhhh....wrong smilie?

Ronny
no i'm pretty surethats right happy

Alpha Centauri
Yes Korri, my sig IS sex.

Ronny, all this kidnapping me isn't healthy wink.

-AC

Drumdude1167
Oh yeah?? well Danny Carrey came over and gave me some tips on Geometry and Physics

Arachnoidfreak
Jennifer Love Hewitt came over and gave me a Sex Ed lesson.

smokin'

Alpha Centauri
Yeah, apparantly she told me you got an F-.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh disssssssss.

-AC

Dr. Strangelove
MF Doom came over to my house and gave me some mm food. happy

dark1365
Jackie Chan dropped by for sushi and coffee crisp ice cream. smileWatched the third LOTR for the afternoon together, which he didn't seem to get why Sam and Frodo should go that close together. Thought the actors were gay.

Korri
You people are all lying!! schmoll

im the only one who has random experiences with famous musicians on a daily basis...

give it up people!! mad

dark1365
Yes, well...most of us find it rather hard to believe, so we've started making things up. Dunno about you.


Is that a Naga Myramidon in Ronny's sig?

Korri
its true i swear to god its not the drugs! cry

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Korri
You people are all lying!! schmoll

im the only one who has random experiences with famous musicians on a daily basis...

give it up people!! mad

Good try there missy! mad We all know YOU only have random encounters because of MY kickass family! Stop this madness before I demote you to second-favorite auntie cry

Maynard-is-god
ahem..... I *insert heart here* Maynard James Keenan

Tptmanno1
Yea, well........

I'll bet he gave shitty advice, because he has 46 and 2,
Those "and 2" will screw ya up every time...

Oh and Zack was helping me with my History!

Lana
I could possibly be related to Maynard eek!

Tptmanno1
and Why is that?

Lana
Well, I like to think I could be anyway....my stepdad's last name is Keenan stick out tongue

Tptmanno1
phhs....

(find out! then meet him!)

Lana
big grin how ****ing cool would that be, though?

Tptmanno1
sooo cool

Alpha Centauri
I'm in Tool.

Beat that.

-AC

Darth Revan
Liar. There's no "Trent Reznor" in Tool. Don't you ****ing know who you are?

Alpha Centauri
Well yeah I am now.

Coz I've decided I've made enough NIN records, no longer wanna tour with 3 jobbers and a drummer, wanna tour with Tool. As their manager.

-AC

Darth Revan
Could you have the boys swing by my town? Nobody big ever plays here sad

Lana
And make sure I get some ****ing reserved tickets yes

cindy8219
Originally posted by Lana
And make sure I get some ****ing reserved tickets yes

this goes for me too. I wasnt able to get NIN tickets when they went on sale. mad

Alpha Centauri
You all should have signed up to the mailing list you scumbags.

I set it up for you and how do you repay me?

-AC

Lana
I am on the bloody mailing list stick out tongue half the time it gets filtered into my spam box for some reason.

Fearnix
AC have you ever heard the song "Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A ******" by Anal **** ? confused

sorry to be random


i'm not being mean i'm just asking

cindy8219
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You all should have signed up to the mailing list you scumbags.

I set it up for you and how do you repay me?

-AC

I am on the mailing list. I wasn't able to get tickets then nor on the day they went on sale. mad

Alpha Centauri
I saw them live twice and am seeing them again live again 4 times in July.

Mailing list you see. That and I'm Trent.

-AC

cindy8219
It does help to be Trent.

Lana
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I saw them live twice and am seeing them again live again 4 times in July.

Mailing list you see. That and I'm Trent.

-AC

You suck, El Rezzo stick out tongue

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