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My pencil attacked me!

omg!!! Mine did too! (sooo sarcastic, sorry)

Lead poisoning, no doubt...

you are sad you made a thread

WHERE IS IT AT BW?....I WILL BURN IT pissed

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
WHERE IS IT AT BW?....I WILL BURN IT pissed in my hands!! its sharp..and pointy...and...SHARP!

Stop blaming the poor defensles pencil

Originally posted by Beast_Within
in my hands!! its sharp..and pointy...and...SHARP!

*grabs the pencil and snaps it in half and burns it*

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
*grabs the pencil and snaps it in half and burns it* *cheers*

YAY! LETS ALL GET DRUNK!

g2g, cya

Fear it's BIC allies.....they will jump you if your not careful....

The writing untencils plot against us!! I knew it all along!! I told them!! I warned them!!! THEY SAID I WAS CRAZY!!! BUT NOW WATCH THEM WRITHE IN TORMENT AS THEY ARE BOMBARDED BY WRITING MISTAKES IN PERMENANT INK!!!! BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!







I'm done now....G'night.

NO you killed the pencil!!!!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*cheers*

YAY! LETS ALL GET DRUNK!

g2g, cya

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!! you lead and I'll follow!

you coming back tonight?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!! you lead and I'll follow!

you coming back tonight? no...

Pencil killer!!!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
no...

cry ....okay, Then i'll see ya tomorrow


we can get drunk then

Pencillll killlerssssssss

Originally posted by Lord Follen
Pencillll killlerssssssss

good gracious!!!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
My pencil attacked me! No No No, I attacked you WITH a pencil

Pencils try to get away from me because I chew on them...

nice! OMFG!! My pencil attacked my paper *nods* mmhmm it wrote "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN 7 DAYS!!"

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No No No, I attacked you WITH a pencil EEEEEK! SLIPYS HERE! eek

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
cry ....okay, Then i'll see ya tomorrow


we can get drunk then lets get drunk now!

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
WHERE IS IT AT BW?....I WILL BURN IT pissed

Good idea I got the fire aready!jmburningGood thing fire burns wood very good!jm

get ur own back break it in half ...then burn it then trow away the remains be rid of it ...

*grabs a bottle of whiskey*

Kill it!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
My pencil attacked me!

It's a world wide conspiracy the pencils are trying to over rule us humans we should blunten them all to keep us as the dominant species

Originally posted by Storm
Kill it! *kills the pencil*

HURRA! LETS ALL GET DRUNK!

*faints from all the drinkking*


god, we all need AA

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*kills the pencil*

HURRA! LETS ALL GET DRUNK!
It' s running away. Get it!

*tackles the ground*


got to lay off the crack and acid

Originally posted by Storm
It' s running away. Get it! *grabs it and burns it*

HURRA!!!!!!!!

*pulls out a bottle of whiskey*

DRUNK TIME!

my pen did that the other day i understand

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
my pen did that the other day i understand now...u wanna glass?

hell... why not *takes bottle and starts to burn pen* MELT DAMNIT MELT!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
hell... why not *takes bottle and starts to burn pen* MELT DAMNIT MELT!!!!!!!!! *picks out another bottle*

drunk

Cheers

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Cheers *drinks*drunk

*pen comes out of the fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
*pen comes out of the fire* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws it back in*

*runs to fire* sucker *spits and high fives BW* thanks

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
*runs to fire* sucker *spits and high fives BW* thanks np

*puts on music*

Are you sure it' s gone this time?

now... r lead pencils the robot of pencils or what? *gets more booze and shares w/ everyone*

Originally posted by Storm
Are you sure it' s gone this time? it's gone alright..and if not..

*takes out axe*

wooden pencil, meet Mr.Pencilnater

*Puts ashes in a box and throws it into the sea.*
There.

Originally posted by Storm
*Puts ashes in a box and throws it into the sea.*
There. HUZZA!

missed 1 *pencil jumps up and chases* CRAP NOT AGAIN!!!!!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
missed 1 *pencil jumps up and chases* CRAP NOT AGAIN!!!!! *takes out axe*

BEGONE, U SCUM!

*cops pencil in half*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
EEEEEK! SLIPYS HERE! eek evil

Originally posted by SlipknoT
evil EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

RG! A LITTLE HELP HERE! fear

*walk toward BW*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*walk toward BW* *pciks up a tasor*

d-d-dont mak m-m-me hurt u! fear

*throws a Chinese star and slices off BW's hand*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*throws a Chinese star and slices off BW's hand* ouch, that wasn't very nice

*Watches in amusment* w00t! Go Slip! *Eats popcorn*

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Watches in amusment* w00t! Go Slip! *Eats popcorn* *smacks u and starts having a tantrum like a 5 year old* cry bawling

* Pulls out a lawn chair and grabs a beer *

10 to 1 says Slip wins.

*replaces myself with a robot that looks like me, and goes to hide*

*Blinks*
*Throws popcorn at BW and runs*
*Pulls up lawn chair beside Lance and grabs own beer*

I'll take that bet! Never know what a weakling can pull off in a tight spot.

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Blinks*
*Throws popcorn at BW and runs*
*Pulls up lawn chair beside Lance and grabs own beer*

I'll take that bet! Never know what a weakling can pull off in a tight spot. *throw robot away, and breaks slips nose*

take that! box

Oi! I'm not going to be cheated out of my money! I want a f*cking fight, and I'm going to have a f*cking fight!

*Boots BW back into the pit*

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Oi! I'm not going to be cheated out of my money! I want a f*cking fight, and I'm going to have a f*cking fight!

*Boots BW back into the pit* I BROKE HIS ****IN NOSE! I WAS IN THE PIT!

Didnt see that...

w00t! Pay up, Lance!

Right, next fight....

BW, reigning campion, vs. his biggest rival...Ticonderoga pencil!

*Drops cage around BW and pencil*

903858917873 to 1 says the pencil wins!

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Didnt see that...

w00t! Pay up, Lance!

Right, next fight....

BW, reigning campion, vs. his biggest rival...Ticonderoga pencil!

*Drops cage around BW and pencil*

903858917873 to 1 says the pencil wins! *chops penicl in half with my leg*

i know kung-fu! whoooooyyeeaaa!

*Two pencils spring up in its place*

w00t! Go Ticonderoga! Give him a splinter! Give him lead poisoning!

*Pencils fly at BW's eyes*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
ouch, that wasn't very nice *slams BW's face down and SLices his face open with a razor*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*slams BW's face down and SLices his face open with a razor* (read back. we finished the match, and i won)

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Two pencils spring up in its place*

w00t! Go Ticonderoga! Give him a splinter! Give him lead poisoning!

*Pencils fly at BW's eyes* *does a fake matrix, dodging them, and throwing them at the cage wall*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
(read back. we finished the match, and i won) I wasnt here

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I wasnt here just this once, plz!

i'l let u win the next time!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
just this once, plz!

i'l let u win the next time! Nope *throws BW down on the butchers table and starts skinning his hand*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Nope *throws BW down on the butchers table and starts skinning his hand* *rolls outta the way, and kicks Slip in the nuts*

*Finishes beer*
*Yawn*

This bores me...

*Pulls out 10-gauge shotgun*
*Shoots BW*

Ah.....That felt good......

*Totters out*

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Finishes beer*
*Yawn*

This bores me...

*Pulls out 10-gauge shotgun*
*Shoots BW*

Ah.....That felt good......

*Totters out* *rubs head*

owwy...

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*rolls outta the way, and kicks Slip in the nuts* *stands back up and bashes Bw's skull with a hammer a few times and breaks all of his facial bones*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*stands back up and bashes Bw's skull with a hammer a few times and breaks all of his facial bones* *head becomes flat*

u know, i kinda like this new look. does it ake me look fat?

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*head becomes flat*

u know, i kinda like this new look. does it ake me look fat? Yes, it brings out your hips confused *pulls out 9 and shoots two rounds into BW*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yes, it brings out your hips confused *pulls out 9 and shoots two rounds into BW* o darn it...now i got holes in me

g2g, cya

slip, is it ok if i call u exterminater?

um, sure

OMFG!!!! You guys are F**king HILARIOUS!!!!!!

It' s escaping again.

Run for your lives.

LMFAO! Sarcasm eh...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
um, sure hello exterminator!

Originally posted by Storm
It' s escaping again.

Run for your lives. *chops it in half*

HUZZA! LETS GET DRUNK AGAIN!

*walks in*

Drinking and pencils that attack you; what a combination!!

Originally posted by Coldfire
Drinking and pencils that attack you; what a combination!! thats life!

I hate when my pencil attacks me...!!!!!!!!!....(raw)..!!!!

Originally posted by FAMOUS
I hate when my pencil attacks me...!!!!!!!!!....(raw)..!!!!

OMG!

WUT??!!??

I'm sooo sarcastic...

I know all to well what that it is like to have a pencil attack.

My pencil tried to rape me last night ....