The KMCPD Blue

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Drumdude1167
Who wants to join this police force... I call cheif so when you guys screw up, i'll be like.... GIVE ME YOUR BADGE....all right.. So if you think you're ready to be hunting down the scum of the earth, then pm me or post here saying what position you want to fill

KMC Police Department = KMCPD.....

it dow sleep
sargent

it dow sleep
Sir

Drumdude1167
thats a big 10-4 there sargent... why dont you enter
KMCPD sargent into your sig

what ever is the rank after sargent sir

it dow sleep
yes ty sir

Drumdude1167
um....officer?, you can be an officer, you go out on patrol, in the back alleys of KMC

just enter KMCPD officer into your sig

10-4 sir

it dow sleep
Sir i think i'll cheak out the KMC pub sir

Drumdude1167
KMC dictator?


you must enter officer insted of dictator

Drumdude1167
ugh..yeah..me too

but sir im both

LanİeWindu™
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Drumdude1167
AAAAHHHHHHHH SEE, gracies, now GET BACK TO WORK, theres a crack deal going down on 3rd and Main. now we need a guy to get in there and have James "hoppy" Hairy say..."you need some cocain" ok, when you get him to say that just yell SWARM and we will finally catch that whore

yes sir

Drumdude1167
Good good...everything is comming in order

sir is there anything for me to do sir if not im gone

Drumdude1167
well.....no...not at the moment...just keep your eyes pealed

it dow sleep
u come with me catch the cocain dealer

ok. where?

Drumdude1167
on the courner of 3rd and main

barbarossa
The retardation of this thread boggles my mind. no expression

Drumdude1167
excuse me...KMC...Killer movies COMMUNITY...what would a community be without protection... that would be us...a PO-lice service

sir im done w my shift pm me if u need anything

Drumdude1167
you got it....

Drumdude1167
*brings in Lancewindu* Sit there

look what i foud sir cocaine in his breifcase. what r u doing w/ this?

bye

barbarossa
Originally posted by Drumdude1167
excuse me...KMC...Killer movies COMMUNITY...what would a community be without protection... that would be us...a PO-lice service

No, you are a newb retardation protection force.

The community protection is the mods.

Drumdude1167
they need a little help sometimes...they can't keep track when someone is smugglign cocain, thats where we come in

barbarossa
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I'm just going to watch and see how long it takes this stupid thread to die.

Drumdude1167
or...you could just leave....hmmm that sounds simple enough

-Funky Punk-
i will join

dave123
I'm already part of the KMC police wink

Drumdude1167
^?

Drumdude1167
^^??

Clovie
aren't you bored with it yet?

Mist
ill be a undercover cop!
wOOt!

Drumdude1167
^enter KMCPD undercover Cop into your sig

Mist
dont have room.....sad oh well, a civilian life for me....

PinkDiamonds
*runs into the PD* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! somebody just ran at me with a knife!!!!!!!! i'm, very traumertised helllllllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! he had red hair, extremely skinny, acne exploding all over his face, nike trainers, oh help me!!!! his knife, look what it did to my thumb!! *shows thumb to drumdude* (the thumb has a little scratch on it but is bleeding)

Mist
heres a band aid! quick! before you die!

PinkDiamonds
i know!!!!!!!!! *grabs band aid off mist and wraps it around whole hand* omg omg omfg!!!!!!!!!! catch that criminal!!

Mist
im not wearing my good clothes.....gotta look good when the tv crew arrives cool

PinkDiamonds
he broke my nail too...........sad crying

Mist
bastard! ill catch him!

PinkDiamonds
yay!! thankyou mist smile

Mist
*comes back with crim*

*flicks hair in sexually attractive way for the cameras*

yes...yes...i like to serve and protect the innocent...

PinkDiamonds
oh, yes, thankyou, my hero *turns to cameras* this man stopped me from dying of blood loss and caoptured the man who did this *hold up finger with broken nail on it* (camera crew gasp) he deserves a medal!

Mist
well...you know...i dont like to show off....but what the hey, ill take a medal...big grin

PinkDiamonds
big grin

Mist
i have chocolate in me big grin

(check your sig if you dont know what im talking about)

big grinbig grin

PinkDiamonds
lol big grin

Mist
*flicks hair in sexually attractive way*
so.....you doing anything tonight?

laughing

PinkDiamonds
Originally posted by Mist
*flicks hair in sexually attractive way*
so.....you doing anything tonight? oh, i'm going to meet the queen hunni, sorry laughing out loud

Mist
oh damn...i was gonna say you could eat me big grin


but i suppose the queen should take priority.....

PinkDiamonds
i can always tell her another time..........but shes getting annoyed with me for putting friends first

Mist
meh, screw the old bat....unless she wants to eat me as well.....OMG! did i just say that?

PinkDiamonds
lol she was eating prawns lightly last time i saw her, she refuses to eat chocolate, the old hag

Mist
good thing you like it thenwink you can have me all to yourself *flirts*

SlipknoT
**** the PoPo!

PinkDiamonds
*winks* not too heavy luv

Mist
*winks back*

Ignite
i wanna join the force!!!!!!!...can i investigate murders???

PinkDiamonds
Originally posted by Mist
*winks back* *blows kiss*

Mist
Ssh! your interupting my flirting with PinkD!

PinkDiamonds
lol

Mist
ooh! i gotta kiss!

PinkDiamonds
a blown one

Mist
i shall cherish it forever big grin

PinkDiamonds
aaw your sweet

Mist
nah...i just dont get a lotta girls big grin so when i do, i gotta keep memories. big grin

PinkDiamonds
*kisses mist on cheek* keep my secret hunni

Mist
*puts in jar with the rest of em*

big grin

PinkDiamonds
so u wont tell? u can have another kiss if u dont

Mist
hmm....eek! i wont big grin

PinkDiamonds
*kisses lightly on lips for a second or 2* bye hun

Mist
eek! im not gonna sleep now eek!

but i must....

oh well....oh crap, i am so screwed tomorrow...:waves: bye.

SlipknoT
I hate pigs!

PinkDiamonds
i dont

Drumdude1167
thats good....now...if you people dont have a reason to be here then you should go

Drumdude1167
So.....keeping those streets clean?

NOT ME SIR

Drumdude1167
what?

reporting for duty

Drumdude1167
now go break that up with satan...you're jesus...come on

i know but its hard

it dow sleep
Sargent Sleep reportin 4 duty sir i'm helpin Jesus in the fight against Satan Sir

Drumdude1167
thats some good work there sarge

Drumdude1167
some people are going to be robbing the kmc family market later today...keep an eye on it

ladygrim
*ladygrim runs in throws a stink bomb*

* runs out*

Drumdude1167
chase that ladygrim

ladygrim
Aha tooo slow

Drumdude1167
*handcuffs ladygrim* WHO'S SLOW NOW HAHA

ladygrim
oooooh bugger

Drumdude1167
now.....what was that all about?

ladygrim
i shant speak my lips are sealed

Drumdude1167
i do have ways of making you talk.......

*pulls up ladygrims arm* tickle tickle tickle

WHY DID YOU DO IT

ladygrim
no heehee no heeehee.i hate being tickled

cuz i wanted to ...and i thought it wud be funny

Drumdude1167
oh...ok.....you are free

ladygrim
woohoo but be warn i shall do it again ..... and there will be more of me then big grin

Drumdude1167
or you could go good and join the KMCPD...you know what its like to be a criminal so therefore you could be an in-field guy, where you work with the crooks and then turn them in....

ladygrim
sad that wud be fun to but i also like breaking the law

Drumdude1167
if you want to on the good side...pm me...if you dont.....you will be watched

neowizard2005
shots fired........repeat shots fired......cop down......17th and harrison ave....request backup......repeat request backup......

ladygrim
shifty shifty

Drumdude1167
ok hold on......*takes 3 more bites of a doughnut* *sips coffee* ........ I will go tomorrow

dave123
I don't need nothing in my sig.... the "Moderator" sign is enough

Drumdude1167
im sending my best men on this job

ladygrim
big grin.... i to will inform u with my desision tomorow... shall i be a goodie or a baddie hmmmm

Drumdude1167
sweet

ladygrim
stick out tongue

Drumdude1167
rolling on floor laughing

-Funky Punk-
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud mad

Drumdude1167
smilies are great. But lets get back to busting crimes here people

it dow sleep
Sir Remember before when i asked u to take that body away from KMC Pub have u analysed it yet

it dow sleep
Drumdude read the KMC Army Thread plz

Drumdude1167
man down...man down.....*stands up* FALSE ALARM

Mist
yaay! im an undercover kmcpd guy person thing now! wOOt!

ladygrim
Evening all

it dow sleep
Hey

-Funky Punk-
hey

it dow sleep
how r u

-Funky Punk-
pretty good...its the weekend yay... hows u

it dow sleep
fine ty later i'm phoning my mate c if i can go over

-Funky Punk-
oh sounds like fun today i m not doin too much ummm.... i might help start redecorating a room one of my friends she wants it pink and purplish blue sooo yeh then later i might go help my dad get his Trans Am outta storage.... its a car if u didnt no...lol

it dow sleep
i know wot a Trans Am is there like longish

oh and i can't go just phoned him hes at his gran's

so i'm on internet all night now

-Funky Punk-
lol i m goin to b on and off today soooo yeh

it dow sleep
lol cool

yo all

-Funky Punk-
yeh i am bored

it dow sleep
hi hows it goin

it dow sleep
same the easter holidays have been really slow and boring i think

good what r u guys up to

-Funky Punk-
hey it dow sleep click on this, this is what my dads car looks like only it has diffrent rims it is sooo sweeet

-Funky Punk-
http://www.firebirdgallery.com/3rd%20Gen%20Images/85ta13.jpg

-Funky Punk-
accully this looks more like it http://www.firebirdgallery.com/3rd%20Gen%20Images/86ta16.1.jpg

it dow sleep
cool i saw a red 1 a couple of days ago in a car park

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by it dow sleep
cool i saw a red 1 a couple of days ago in a car park

o cool

it dow sleep
so like wot u done in the holidays

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by it dow sleep
so like wot u done in the holidays

what holodays???

it dow sleep
the easter holidays only 1 day left for me then monday bac at school

-Funky Punk-
o well i am allredy done wit that i had to go back to school last weeek... but i didnt do much mainly went to my aunts house in a diffrent town then my friend and i tricked my friends mom that we went out and got boyfriends that r like 17 witch is like 3 or 4 years older witch the mom kina had a problem wit but she acctually thought we really did meet guys in like 5 m9in... it was sooo funny but otherwise i did nutttin except watch my devil of a little brother!!!


well i gotta go 4 a while cuz my mutther wants me to clean up our livin room

-Funky Punk-
oh yeh i was also told that i was the biggest flirt ever....lol

it dow sleep
u r

-Funky Punk-
o really?...lol i gotta go be back later bye bye, wink

it dow sleep
ok

-Funky Punk-
i m back 4 a little while until my mom is done eatin

Wolflet
can i be a police doggie? eek!

Demarthl
zomg! my face got stolen! eek!

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