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Who wants to join this police force... I call cheif so when you guys screw up, i'll be like.... GIVE ME YOUR BADGE....all right.. So if you think you're ready to be hunting down the scum of the earth, then pm me or post here saying what position you want to fill

KMC Police Department = KMCPD.....

sargent

Sir

thats a big 10-4 there sargent... why dont you enter
KMCPD sargent into your sig

what ever is the rank after sargent sir

yes ty sir

um....officer?, you can be an officer, you go out on patrol, in the back alleys of KMC

just enter KMCPD officer into your sig

10-4 sir

Sir i think i'll cheak out the KMC pub sir

KMC dictator?


you must enter officer insted of dictator

ugh..yeah..me too

but sir im both

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AAAAHHHHHHHH SEE, gracies, now GET BACK TO WORK, theres a crack deal going down on 3rd and Main. now we need a guy to get in there and have James "hoppy" Hairy say..."you need some cocain" ok, when you get him to say that just yell SWARM and we will finally catch that whore

yes sir

Good good...everything is comming in order

sir is there anything for me to do sir if not im gone

well.....no...not at the moment...just keep your eyes pealed

u come with me catch the cocain dealer

ok. where?

on the courner of 3rd and main

The retardation of this thread boggles my mind.

excuse me...KMC...Killer movies COMMUNITY...what would a community be without protection... that would be us...a PO-lice service

sir im done w my shift pm me if u need anything

you got it....

*brings in Lancewindu* Sit there

look what i foud sir cocaine in his breifcase. what r u doing w/ this?

bye

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
excuse me...KMC...Killer movies COMMUNITY...what would a community be without protection... that would be us...a PO-lice service

No, you are a newb retardation protection force.

The community protection is the mods.

they need a little help sometimes...they can't keep track when someone is smugglign cocain, thats where we come in

........



I'm just going to watch and see how long it takes this stupid thread to die.

or...you could just leave....hmmm that sounds simple enough

i will join

I'm already part of the KMC police

^?

^^??

aren't you bored with it yet?

ill be a undercover cop!
wOOt!

^enter KMCPD undercover Cop into your sig

dont have room..... oh well, a civilian life for me....

*runs into the PD* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! somebody just ran at me with a knife!!!!!!!! i'm, very traumertised helllllllllllllllllllllp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! he had red hair, extremely skinny, acne exploding all over his face, nike trainers, oh help me!!!! his knife, look what it did to my thumb!! *shows thumb to drumdude* (the thumb has a little scratch on it but is bleeding)

heres a band aid! quick! before you die!

i know!!!!!!!!! *grabs band aid off mist and wraps it around whole hand* omg omg omfg!!!!!!!!!! catch that criminal!!

im not wearing my good clothes.....gotta look good when the tv crew arrives

he broke my nail too........... crying

bastard! ill catch him!

yay!! thankyou mist

*comes back with crim*

*flicks hair in sexually attractive way for the cameras*

yes...yes...i like to serve and protect the innocent...

oh, yes, thankyou, my hero *turns to cameras* this man stopped me from dying of blood loss and caoptured the man who did this *hold up finger with broken nail on it* (camera crew gasp) he deserves a medal!

well...you know...i dont like to show off....but what the hey, ill take a medal...

i have chocolate in me

(check your sig if you dont know what im talking about)

lol

*flicks hair in sexually attractive way*
so.....you doing anything tonight?

Originally posted by Mist
*flicks hair in sexually attractive way*
so.....you doing anything tonight? oh, i'm going to meet the queen hunni, sorry

oh damn...i was gonna say you could eat me


but i suppose the queen should take priority.....

i can always tell her another time..........but shes getting annoyed with me for putting friends first

meh, screw the old bat....unless she wants to eat me as well.....OMG! did i just say that?

lol she was eating prawns lightly last time i saw her, she refuses to eat chocolate, the old hag

good thing you like it then you can have me all to yourself *flirts*

**** the PoPo!

*winks* not too heavy luv

*winks back*

i wanna join the force!!!!!!!...can i investigate murders???

Originally posted by Mist
*winks back* *blows kiss*

Ssh! your interupting my flirting with PinkD!

lol

ooh! i gotta kiss!

a blown one

i shall cherish it forever

aaw your sweet

nah...i just dont get a lotta girls so when i do, i gotta keep memories.

*kisses mist on cheek* keep my secret hunni

*puts in jar with the rest of em*

so u wont tell? u can have another kiss if u dont

hmm.... i wont

*kisses lightly on lips for a second or 2* bye hun

im not gonna sleep now

but i must....

oh well....oh crap, i am so screwed tomorrow...:waves: bye.

I hate pigs!

i dont

thats good....now...if you people dont have a reason to be here then you should go

So.....keeping those streets clean?

NOT ME SIR

what?

reporting for duty

now go break that up with satan...you're jesus...come on

i know but its hard

Sargent Sleep reportin 4 duty sir i'm helpin Jesus in the fight against Satan Sir

thats some good work there sarge

some people are going to be robbing the kmc family market later today...keep an eye on it

*ladygrim runs in throws a stink bomb*

* runs out*

chase that ladygrim

Aha tooo slow

*handcuffs ladygrim* WHO'S SLOW NOW HAHA

oooooh bugger

now.....what was that all about?

i shant speak my lips are sealed

i do have ways of making you talk.......

*pulls up ladygrims arm* tickle tickle tickle

WHY DID YOU DO IT

no heehee no heeehee.i hate being tickled

cuz i wanted to ...and i thought it wud be funny

oh...ok.....you are free

woohoo but be warn i shall do it again ..... and there will be more of me then

or you could go good and join the KMCPD...you know what its like to be a criminal so therefore you could be an in-field guy, where you work with the crooks and then turn them in....

that wud be fun to but i also like breaking the law

if you want to on the good side...pm me...if you dont.....you will be watched

shots fired........repeat shots fired......cop down......17th and harrison ave....request backup......repeat request backup......

ok hold on......*takes 3 more bites of a doughnut* *sips coffee* ........ I will go tomorrow

I don't need nothing in my sig.... the "Moderator" sign is enough

im sending my best men on this job

.... i to will inform u with my desision tomorow... shall i be a goodie or a baddie hmmmm

sweet

smilies are great. But lets get back to busting crimes here people

Sir Remember before when i asked u to take that body away from KMC Pub have u analysed it yet

Drumdude read the KMC Army Thread plz

man down...man down.....*stands up* FALSE ALARM

yaay! im an undercover kmcpd guy person thing now! wOOt!

Evening all

Hey

hey

how r u

pretty good...its the weekend yay... hows u

fine ty later i'm phoning my mate c if i can go over

oh sounds like fun today i m not doin too much ummm.... i might help start redecorating a room one of my friends she wants it pink and purplish blue sooo yeh then later i might go help my dad get his Trans Am outta storage.... its a car if u didnt no...lol

i know wot a Trans Am is there like longish

oh and i can't go just phoned him hes at his gran's

so i'm on internet all night now

lol i m goin to b on and off today soooo yeh

lol cool

yo all

yeh i am bored

hi hows it goin

same the easter holidays have been really slow and boring i think

good what r u guys up to

hey it dow sleep click on this, this is what my dads car looks like only it has diffrent rims it is sooo sweeet

http://www.firebirdgallery.com/3rd%20Gen%20Images/85ta13.jpg

accully this looks more like it http://www.firebirdgallery.com/3rd%20Gen%20Images/86ta16.1.jpg

cool i saw a red 1 a couple of days ago in a car park

Originally posted by it dow sleep
cool i saw a red 1 a couple of days ago in a car park

o cool

so like wot u done in the holidays

Originally posted by it dow sleep
so like wot u done in the holidays

what holodays???

the easter holidays only 1 day left for me then monday bac at school

o well i am allredy done wit that i had to go back to school last weeek... but i didnt do much mainly went to my aunts house in a diffrent town then my friend and i tricked my friends mom that we went out and got boyfriends that r like 17 witch is like 3 or 4 years older witch the mom kina had a problem wit but she acctually thought we really did meet guys in like 5 m9in... it was sooo funny but otherwise i did nutttin except watch my devil of a little brother!!!


well i gotta go 4 a while cuz my mutther wants me to clean up our livin room

oh yeh i was also told that i was the biggest flirt ever....lol

u r

o really?...lol i gotta go be back later bye bye,

ok

i m back 4 a little while until my mom is done eatin

can i be a police doggie?

zomg! my face got stolen!