I was on my way to the ______ _______ ___ _______, _______, _______. __________ __ ____ ___ _______ ___ ____ ____ _____ _ __ ___ _____ ____ __ ___ _____ _ __, _____ __? ______ __ __, ___ __ _ ___!!!! _ ____ ____ __, _ _____ At Walters House. _ ___ _____ __ ___ __ _ ___, __? _____ _ ____ ___ __? ____. _____, ___,___, __,___, ____, ___, ___ _____. And thats Why I now Have Two Penises.
I was on my way to the grocery store hoping to buy a condom, when all of a sudden a burglar went up and stole a lady's purse. I chased him all around the store and all around the parking lot, through a busy intersection, and then out on the freeway, where I eventually caught him and asked, "Who the f**k are you?" To my surprise, he took off his mask and I saw he was President Bush!!!!! I took him prisoner, and then I dragged his butt to Walter's House. Walter came was out shooting animals with a shotgun, and the President and I asked, "What the f**k are you doing?" Walter replied, "What do you think?" So George Bush spun in a circle and shot his left foot at Wlater's chin and tore Walter's head completely off his body, and then the President grabbed a rabbit and took off intop the forest.
AND THAT'S WHY I HAVE TWO PENISES