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The Big Date


A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.





Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Wow, that would really suck in real life.

uh huh lol

Heh...That amused me.

Ever heard of condom-pops?

Their condoms on a stick...You get one at the end of your health quarter in my school.

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What the f---.

poor guy

yea lol

hehe, that's pretty good

why do they call them family packs? i have a big image in my head now....

old news yawn

^^ thanks to you I now have that same image

glad to be of service

I gotta joke:

16 years ago a pregnant woman was walking down the street and then she got shot 3 times in the belly. Unfortunately she was having triplets, fortunately they ALL survived. She had two girls and one boy.....

16 years later....

One of the girls enters the mothers room crying. She says,"Mommy, mommy I was peeing and a bullet came out!"
The Mother than explained what happend 16 years earlier.

The other girl than enters the room with the same complaint.
The Mother than explained what happend 16 years earlier.

So then the boy enter the room crying.
The Mother than says,"Let me guess...You were peeing and a bullet came out?"
The boy then says,"No. I was playing with myself then I shot the dog!"

Originally posted by Mist


You cannot laugh at my joke Mist......we are in war.

bah! that war died ages ago....you declared war and didnt do anything.

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Heh...That amused me.

Ever heard of condom-pops?

Their condoms on a stick...You get one at the end of your health quarter in my school.

Random bit of information that I'm sure interests you.

they sell those here

Originally posted by Mist
bah! that war died ages ago....you declared war and didnt do anything.


You are correct....I'm sorry. Take me back? angel

condoms on a stick? sounds like some sort of sex candy