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Since there is a common good in KMC there will now be a KMC SATAN! I need minions. If you wanna be a minion then post in here or PM me! I'm evil.

Originally posted by punkkaveman
Since there is a common good in KMC there will now be a KMC SATAN! I need minions. If you wanna be a minion then post in here or PM me! I'm evil. *keh hem* Um, Im already here

WHAT SLIPKNOT IM TAKIN YOUR SPOT HO!

try me

TRY U? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU WANNA JOIN?

Originally posted by punkkaveman
WHAT SLIPKNOT IM TAKIN YOUR SPOT HO! No, No your not.

i'm here! i'm here! i want to join =]

MOISES YOU ARE A MEMBER! AND SLIPKNOT YOU ARE OUTNUMBERED. I ALREADY HAVE A MEMBER!

*Blink* I dont think you understand....

Slip really *is* Satan. Hell is, of course, New Jersey.

And dont type in all caps, lest I burn you with my fiery demonic powers.

Have a nice day.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=327565&highlight=Slipknot+is+the+devil How the tides have turned, now go get me a Joint.

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
*Blink* I dont think you understand....

Slip really *is* Satan. Hell is, of course, New Jersey.

And dont type in all caps, lest I burn you with my fiery demonic powers.

Have a nice day. evil he speaks the truth

NOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL CONTINUE IN MY QUEST FOR EVIL! can i atleast be the ANTICHRIST?

*Raises hand*

Already taken.

I live in Hel-I mean-New Jersey too.

You can be the grim reaper?

I NOTICED SOMETHING.....SLIPKNOT POSTED IN THE JESUS THREAD SO HE IS NO LONGER SATAN!

Originally posted by punkkaveman
I NOTICED SOMETHING.....SLIPKNOT POSTED IN THE JESUS THREAD SO HE IS NO LONGER SATAN! Lose the caps, its annoying. And no, I will forever be satan.

TUT TUT

Can I be the Lord Of Pain (is not satan is the general of satans army)

Alright. You are 2 powerful. BUT..... I want to be like the general or sumthin. I'm representing this hard!

I need an answer.

Originally posted by punkkaveman
Alright. You are 2 powerful. BUT..... I want to be like the general or sumthin. I'm representing this hard! Ok, Ok, you can be something

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Demarthl/asr-drinks.jpg

this thread is pretty gay

You wanna die Demarthl?

You 2 Kaistar...you cannot oppose Slipknot.

bite my hairy ass

Originally posted by Demarthl
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Demarthl/asr-drinks.jpg hey Demarthl, you want to start an alliance?

Grow one....then i might bite it.

all i can say is pibble toop to that

Hey Punk dude it appears General is taken by me seeing as i mentioned it so Slipknot can i b Lord Of Pain plz

Maybe you guys should join Jesus. Stupid hos!

Originally posted by it dow sleep
Hey Punk dude it appears General is taken by me seeing as i mentioned it so Slipknot can i b Lord Of Pain plz


No it is not! I am GENERAL!

y should u b u wouldn't even know if i hadn't said y u not b grim reaper hes better than the gereral (well i like the general more because he looks cool)so let me have it

hmmm

Peep the sig.....there is your answer.

IM THE KMC JESUS AND HERE TO PARTY WITH THE KMC SATAN

fu.ck u then man oh and lord pain dow exist satan is the general of the army i just tryed to c how many i could catch out with that so u better put somethin else

Slipknot........is Satan.

wtf is going on here.....as the cheif of the KMCPD im going to have to break this up

Originally posted by it dow sleep
fu.ck u then man oh and lord pain dow exist satan is the general of the army i just tryed to c how many i could catch out with that so u better put somethin else

no

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
wtf is going on here.....as the cheif of the KMCPD im going to have to break this up

no

so like u got to put somethin else on ur sig

SLIPKNOT IM CALLING U OUT

*Activates the fire sprinkler system but with holy water.*

Originally posted by punkkaveman
You 2 Kaistar...you cannot oppose Slipknot.

I can oppose forces of much greater catastrophe.......................

Originally posted by it dow sleep
so like u got to put somethin else on ur sig


uh......no

ok break it up people

man this is good fun!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
SLIPKNOT IM CALLING U OUT Yes?

Originally posted by Drumdude1167
wtf is going on here.....as the cheif of the KMCPD im going to have to break this up evil *throws DD;s body into a firey pit of courpses and a bones*

This thread has not been around for an hour now and we are already passing the amount of replies in the Jesus thread

I HEAR UR MAKING AN ARMY IS THIS TRUE?

Sir this dude Punk boy over there was practicing satanism

hey i don't mind slipknot cus he is satan but i'm affarid that punkkaveman was practising it so we got to take him in

Originally posted by SlipknoT
evil *throws DD;s body into a firey pit of courpses and a bones*

I'm so proud!!!

Originally posted by it dow sleep
Sir this dude Punk boy over there was practicing satanism

hey i don't mind slipknot cus he is satan but i'm affarid that punkkaveman was practising it so we got to take him in


HAHAHA

oh shit i'm out of here soz satan

don't hurt me but read all the postes so far

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
I HEAR UR MAKING AN ARMY IS THIS TRUE? Possibley, a force of the dead, burning souls and pure evil to destroy the kingdom of Heaven

MAY GOD STRIKE U ALL DOWN (jk)

oh and satan there is no such person as Lord Of Pain u r the general of the evil army so tell punk he needs to change his sig

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Possibley, a force of the dead, burning souls and pure evil to destroy the kingdom of Heaven

crap i cant match that

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
MAY GOD STRIKE U ALL DOWN (jk) Lets see him even try?

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
crap i cant match that So, its better to hand it over and maybe we will spair your life.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Lets see him even try?

So evil......

BEHOLD *tries to strike satan but it dosent work* crap! out of juice.

ILL BE RIGHT BACK I NEED A REDBULL

NO jesus ur a necromancer u bring a 1'000'000'000'00 people buried at the top of mt Zion bac from the dead

Originally posted by it dow sleep
NO jesus ur a necromancer u bring a 1'000'000'000'00 people burid at the top of mt Zion


TRAITOR.

Originally posted by it dow sleep
NO jesus ur a necromancer u bring a 1'000'000'000'00 people buried at the top of mt Zion bac from the dead ?

soz dude but i'm a netruel and well u pissed me of so i'm helpin jesus and there ay such a dude as Lord Of Pain Punk i made him up So u have to b the grim reaper

BEHOLD SATAN! TAKE THE WRATH OF MY..........BUNNIES

Originally posted by it dow sleep
soz dude but i'm a netruel and well u pissed me of so i'm helpin jesus and there ay such a dude as Lord Of Pain Punk i made him up So u have to b the grim reaper


Then.....no

right u could either have 1,000,000,000,00 dead people or a few bunnies and u take the bunnies r u tryin to b lil nicky or somethin

no wot

THERE GODS BUNNIES

Originally posted by it dow sleep
no wot

no you cannot be anything because you aint reppin this to tha fullest! B!tch

Originally posted by it dow sleep
right u could either have 1,000,000,000,00 dead people or a few bunnies and u take the bunnies r u tryin to b lil nicky or somethin Thats not even 1/4 of my forces

Satan rules the world.....it even says that in the Bible.

i don't wont to b in i was just j/k around and it appears ur reall y fu.ckin thick

oh and satan if 1 of ur guys dies Jesus can bring it bac to life and use that person so no matter wot u do u will lose

Originally posted by it dow sleep
i don't wont to b in i was just j/k around and it appears ur reall y fu.ckin thick

oh and satan if 1 of ur guys dies Jesus can bring it bac to life and use that person so no matter wot u do u will lose Not if I kill jesus myself

Originally posted by it dow sleep
i don't wont to b in i was just j/k around and it appears ur reall y fu.ckin thick

oh and satan if 1 of ur guys dies Jesus can bring it bac to life and use that person so no matter wot u do u will lose

(Don't get me wrong I'm no satanist...just havin fun....good actor right?) Hail Slipknot!

(yeah ur real good) So how u gonna kill Jesus when he has unlimited army strenght and The Power of God's Bunnies

*laughs so hard...sides hurt*

you guys are a bunch of wannabes... the prince of lies would not admit to such a thing therefore you cannot be who you say you are...ergo, I am 'not' Satan...

OOHHHH KAY THEN (sorry 4 talkin in caps did it 4 effect)

Originally posted by punkkaveman
Wtf MAN! Shut the F*ck up! is being a general all that you aspire to be???

what if i could give you the world on a platter...what would you do then?

Originally posted by it dow sleep
(yeah ur real good) So how u gonna kill Jesus when he has unlimited army strenght and The Power of God's Bunnies Easily, Kill them first

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Not if I kill jesus myself

too late....... i just did.

Originally posted by punkkaveman
Eat it!HAHAHAHA.....I'm crazy! my, my, my how predictable you are...being crazy is the road to wisdom and wisdom will reveal the truth and truth will blind you and bind you to eternal servitude where pleasure is denied and pain not within reach...Originally posted by SlipknoT
Easily, Kill them first why kill a thing when it's easier to enslave with kind words and harsh deeds?

Now we can get started on another crazy time in KMC. Hell is back open for all of you cause I'm back!

Who wants to be a minion?