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What would you do if you woke up one morning and you were a retarded midget with one arm and 7 toes???

I would probably be like, "What the . . ? Why do I have seven toes?!!!"

But the midget part and the arm thing and being retarded, I probably wouldn't even notice.

I would be really happy and excited, I'd probably be more confident too.

Yeah you would!

That happened to you?

Because I would be a retarded midget, I would not be able to notice the seven toes

Then, I would go outside, skipping and singing '''Hi Ho, Hi Ho, Its Off to Work We Go''

I'd do you!

i would act retarded
and be short

no one would notice, so i would uh...have one arm 7 toes, and shorter than i already am

fun fun!

I would say bye bye to wearing sandals

Id go to albertsons and start a riot becuase i cant reach the pork, and then i would get really mad becuase I ment to say pepsi but Im retarded and said pork. and if any tall people gave me sh1t id be like....
"back off legs!" or Id roll out a window

um...not notice and eat a pizza

I would be pissed that I lost all my muscles after two years of hard work

I'd go around in my wheelchair all day running into people and be more retarded in fancy restaurants