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God British Have everything better than the Americans better name (GREAT BRITAIN) better weather yeah sure but wats a few drops of rain to a hurricane or tornado huh better food seeing as tho we are not all obese feel free to protest but it is fact SORRY

Us being obese points to the fact that we have better food actually.. better tasting food anyway. And I was in the direct path of two hurricanes this summer, they aren't as bad as you'd think really.

usaflag

OH...go worship your Queen...

Ok

im still living in the best place ever.....

Never been to England... doubt I'd want to live there though. America is really the only country I'd want to live in.

You have to be more specific....
Scotland PWNS all the other British lands.

Originally posted by DCLXVI
You have to be more specific....
Scotland PWNS all the other British lands.

Lol well maybe wales

Originally posted by darthdumbledore
God British Have everything better than the Americans better name (GREAT BRITAIN) better weather yeah sure but wats a few drops of rain to a hurricane or tornado huh better food seeing as tho we are not all obese feel free to protest but it is fact SORRY


meh o.o britain still is shit though mate. sure we have a monarchy and sure we have posh food and living styles, whoopy doo? i dont, not all of britain are snobs and have great food and homes and such o.O

we sure have crap weather but i am personally interested in such bad weather in the U.S.A i am gonna go storm chasing and i would love it if we had such disasters i absolutly adore natural disasters in all shapes and forms and i wish our country was more exiting in that respect.

im not exactly in shape myself o.O so the fact on not all obese and better eating is completely bullshit o.O so meh. o.o
well i like american people and their culture and their country and i like my own country to of course o.O but we are jsut some small boring little island o.o the only thing i fiond interesting on out own little rock is our own ancient cultures. thats about it oh well eh?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v510/AnImE_ChAoS2/sigs%20and%20avatars/chaossig.jpg

Originally posted by DCLXVI
You have to be more specific....


where was this comment directed?

*British Accent*

Oh Goody do! Luvvly Jubberly young chaps. euro

Originally posted by WindDancer
*British Accent*

Oh Goody do! Luvvly Jubberly young chaps. euro

Lol someones been watching mary poppins

Man i dont like england, i moved away from there to NZ because my family didnt like it.

irony, as it seems, is theres nothing for me here in NZ, so now im going back to do a special college course, bugger.

one day ill move back to NZ, or try for America, i definatly dont want to retire in england, hell no.

This is perhaps the most mature topic..EVER!

Originally posted by ChickinMeat
Man i dont like england, i moved away from there to NZ because my family didnt like it.

irony, as it seems, is theres nothing for me here in NZ, so now im going back to do a special college course, bugger.

one day ill move back to NZ, or try for America, i definatly dont want to retire in england, hell no.


why...oh why....did you move from england to NZ?....why?

its like having candy....and then throwing it away....

Hey darthdumbledore thanks for the international relations, ill keep my eye open for a U.N job for you............


Dumbass

Great AmbASSadorship... (DOH!)

Originally posted by Mist

its like having candy....and then throwing it away....

no way dude, its like having no candy and then recieving it!

england is a shithole, well, where i used to live anyway, and where im returning to.

I am happy yet im sad

Originally posted by ChickinMeat
no way dude, its like having no candy and then recieving it!

england is a shithole, well, where i used to live anyway, and where im returning to.

I am happy yet im sad

Hey come on, it only smells of poo a little bit

Mist> At the name of the Thread, "Aren't British Just The Best".

ahh....ok....

British blokes are fabulous dolls! But its impossible to tan dahling! diva

thats why you come here...aussie land.....get a tan in a day

You're Australian!
*Holds on tightly to all items on person*

oh ho ho.......you know, aussies dont steal things.....except aboriginals....but the rest of us dont

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!
I watch The Simpsons!

well, according to the simpsons....your all brain dead

In the whole spirit of this topic.....

Scotland rools! We run aboot in kilts chasin' 3 legged haggises round munroes whilst drinkin' whisky and munchin' shortbread in between skirlin bagpipes and highland dancin' at ceilidhs

England is mince. All they do is drink tea, play cricket and keep their upper lip stiff.

Americans are just weird

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
Never been to England... doubt I'd want to live there though. America is really the only country I'd want to live in. How do you know i you've never been?

I like Britain, especially Scotland! I could never live in America, especially when i get old - Europe is the place to be Italy, Greese, a nice cottage in Scotland, and while you're young, the ever so sexy and great London droolio

i must laugh at the definition of english people...

a civil war breaks out in england and they settle it over a cup of tea and a scotch biscuit

Mist>
baracustastic>
lil bitchiness>

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How do you know i you've never been?

I like Britain, especially Scotland! I could never live in America, especially when i get old - Europe is the place to be Italy, Greese, a nice cottage in Scotland, and while you're young, the ever so sexy and great London droolio

droolio

Originally posted by baracustastic
In the whole spirit of this topic.....

Scotland rools! We run aboot in kilts chasin' 3 legged haggises round munroes whilst drinkin' whisky and munchin' shortbread in between skirlin bagpipes and highland dancin' at ceilidhs

England is mince. All they do is drink tea, play cricket and keep their upper lip stiff.

Americans are

scotland sucks

whats wrong with tea? ....we play football, not bastard cricket.....stiff upper lip is applyed to the whole of britian and it means that we are a hard country to invade..thats what it means
scotlands a disgrace..i jus wish they break off from the british isles and go and pester anothe country..lousy skunts!!

id rather drink tea than wear girly skirts anyway...

Originally posted by DCLXVI
Mist>
baracustastic>
lil bitchiness>

u can nod your head..ya lousy bastard

Originally posted by Mist
i must laugh at the definition of english people...

a civil war breaks out in england and they settle it over a cup of tea and a scotch biscuit

war or tea?

comon son..think about it

F*ck off, 'ye lousy invadin' bastard!
J/k

Originally posted by DCLXVI
F*ck off, 'ye lousy invadin' bastard!

u shud thank britain for for making canada apart of the british empire!

if we hadnt invaded ya country..the americans would..and u wouldnt want that would u?

Originally posted by Deano
u shud thank britain for for making canada apart of the british empire!

if we hadnt invaded ya country..the americans would..and u wouldnt want that would u?



yeah, DCL you should thank him...its the only piece of self respect canada will ever get

Ouch!

Ah've nivir heard as muckle guff comin fae sic a mieckle nyaff in aw ma puff. Dean, awa an' bile yer o'er muckle heid ye dunderin' feil o' a numpty.

Ken fit Ah'm spikkin aboot?

I think manly men live in Scotland...Brave Heart.

I can't understand baracustastic's thick accent....

Originally posted by debbiejo
I think manly men live in Scotland...Brave Heart.

braveheart?!
worst film in the world..historically inaccurate pile of crap

I have to agree with Deano.
Braveheart = Historically incorrect, with many fictional inserts....

Originally posted by baracustastic
Ah've nivir heard as muckle guff comin fae sic a mieckle nyaff in aw ma puff. Dean, awa an' bile yer o'er muckle heid ye dunderin' feil o' a numpty.

Ken fit Ah'm spikkin aboot?





http://www.take-a-look-inside.com/bollox/BOLLOX_U_JACK.jpg

Originally posted by DCLXVI
I have to agree with Deano.
Braveheart = Historically incorrect, with many fictional inserts....

like the patriot

mel gibson must have somethin against the english..the git

is that scottish or stupid english?

Mel gibson....aussie wanka...british prisoners

Originally posted by Mist
is that scottish or stupid english?

scottish is stupid english

mr-savonty> Mel actually wasn't born in Australia. He was born in America, but then his anti-Semite father moved them to Australia.

Originally posted by mr-savonty
Mel gibson....aussie wanka...british prisoners

wow, some people are stupid. you know australia has sh*tloads of migrants from other country?

you walk down the street and half the people wont even be natural born aussies.

you suck. do some research before you slander off about something you dont understand.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
How do you know i you've never been?
Cause I wouldn't want to be that far away from everyone I know. Plus it'd be weird.. I'd feel like the outsider.

Translation of previous post:

"I've never heard as much rubbish coming from such a small idiot in all my life. Dean, go away and boil your head you clumsy fool of a moron."

Agree about Braveheart, although I'd say it did more of a disservice to Scotland thn England. The portrayal of both English kings seemed fair enough from what I've read. The screwing about with Wallace and Bruce and the battles and just about everything else was shocking.

Originally posted by DCLXVI
mr-savonty> Mel actually wasn't born in Australia. He was born in America, but then his anti-Semite father moved them to Australia.

well wateva.....he's a wanka either way

Maybe I'm a wanka' too....

Originally posted by Mist
wow, some people are stupid. you know australia has sh*tloads of migrants from other country?

you walk down the street and half the people wont even be natural born aussies.

you suck. do some research before you slander off about something you dont understand.

aussie wanka

Braveheart was a good movie.. maybe not historically accurate but it was entertaining.

I smell a Ban....

Scottish is not a language.

Scots IS a language (what Burns wrote in).

What I wrote was a mixture of Scots, modern Scots and Doric (North east Dialect).

What Dean writes is stupid English.

Originally posted by mr-savonty
aussie wanka


oh....so....petty.......find a girlfriend.....

bara>

Originally posted by baracustastic
Translation of previous post:

"I've never heard as much rubbish coming from such a small idiot in all my life. Dean, go away and boil your head you clumsy fool of a moron.

ya kilt wearing git...i always thougt u scottish were a bit fruity

Originally posted by baracustastic
What Dean writes is stupid English.

uhh whuu!?

whut der fuks de marra?

Any Americans know anything about "Tartan Week"?

Apparently there's a Scottish themed effort in NY this week and there's a fair bit of blether about it over here.

Apperently it's supposed to promote Scotland in America. Seems weird to me. Like an excuse for some politicians to go on a jolly at the tax-payers expense.

Deano>
*Walks slowly away*

bara> I'm not American, but I do live in Canada, and I haven't heard of that before....

Originally posted by baracustastic
Any Americans know anything about "Tartan Week"?

Apparently there's a Scottish themed effort in NY this week and there's a fair bit of blether about it over here.

Apperently it's supposed to promote Scotland in America. Seems weird to me. Like an excuse for some politicians to go on a jolly at the tax-payers expense.

lets pray to god that will never happen

Originally posted by Deano
uhh whuu!?

whut der fuks de marra?

innit

Originally posted by Mist
oh....so....petty.......find a girlfriend.....

why don't we kill 2 birds with 1 stone ere, mist. AY? 'bout you come over ere....jump on and i'll have sum1 bring us fine wines from around the world, then maybe i'll crack ya ****in' skull

i'll tell u what else we did..we invented football..and we gave it to the world..well im gonna go out there..and im gonna bring it bk!! - MIKE BASSETT

Dean if your calling me "fruity" (nudge, nudge. Wink, wink) I'll have to beat you over the head with my Caber till you turn a bit fruity yourself.

Originally posted by baracustastic
Dean if your calling me "fruity" (nudge, nudge. Wink, wink) I'll have to beat you over the head with my Caber till you turn a bit fruity yourself.

yeaaaaaaah

nothin you'd like better!

Originally posted by mr-savonty
why don't we kill 2 birds with 1 stone ere, mist. AY? 'bout you come over ere....jump on and i'll have sum1 bring us fine wines from around the world, then maybe i'll crack ya ****in' skull

maybe not!

and if those were sarcastic slanders before, then im sorry if im being an ass to you...but it doesnt sound like you were being sarcastic.....

mrsavonty was being sarcastic..trust me i know him all to well

Seriously, and I'm being serious here, England is the bestest country in the world, honest, I'm serious. It is full of humble and unassuming people who would never think of harming anyone. even if they would gain a shitload from doing it.

In all honesty I can say with utter sincerety that England are the best at football too.

Originally posted by baracustastic
Seriously, and I'm being serious here, England is the bestest country in the world, honest, I'm serious. It is full of humble and unassuming people who would never think of harming anyone. even if they would gain a shitload from doing it.

In all honesty I can say with utter sincerety that England are the best at football too.

Well said young man......well said

Originally posted by baracustastic
Seriously, and I'm being serious here, England is the bestest country in the world, honest, I'm serious. It is full of humble and unassuming people who would never think of harming anyone. even if they would gain a shitload from doing it.

In all honesty I can say with utter sincerety that England are the best at football too.

its true..even if u are being sarcastic
lol

Originally posted by baracustastic
Ah've nivir heard as muckle guff comin fae sic a mieckle nyaff in aw ma puff. Dean, awa an' bile yer o'er muckle heid ye dunderin' feil o' a numpty.

Ken fit Ah'm spikkin aboot? droolio marry me now!

"In football, you use your foot to kick the ball, hence the name.

Americans add throwing, pads, alter the length of the game etc, i.e. change it completely yet still call it football.

Then they call the original soccer, and expect the rest of the world to adopt this bastard name. Pish.

From hence forth American football shall be known as "soccer." by me."


That is brilliant mate. Also im English but i know we are long way from being the best in the world at football, im patriotic but not stupid.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
Braveheart was a good movie.. maybe not historically accurate but it was entertaining.

YEAH! Like he said...I know it wasn't historically accurate, but still men were men...OHHHH Yummy!

Originally posted by koolruningz
Also im English but i know we are long way from being the best in the world at football, im patriotic but not stupid.

Well.....I wouldn't say were a LONG way from being the best, the team as come a long way since 94

is your football what the rest of the world calls soccer? coz im getting confused..

Originally posted by mr-savonty
Well.....I wouldn't say were a LONG way from being the best, the team as come a long way since 94


yeah, they even have their own practise ball now

Originally posted by Mist
is your football what the rest of the world calls soccer? coz im getting confused..

yes

england are a quality football team now
we will win the world cup

yeah, i'm gonna start calling American Football soccer! Vive la resistance!

Originally posted by Mist
yeah, they even have their own practise ball now

Yes they sure do! and they no longer have to share a stadium with scunthorpe fc....

Originally posted by Deano
england are a quality football team now
we will win the world cup

That would be a totally unbiased prediction would it mate?

There are loads of countries that call football by its proper name. Its just that nowadays everyone wants to keep the Americans happy so Soccer is becoming a more global term. Its not a good idea to argue with the US, look what happened to France recently.

When I want to brood and boil inside and hate the English for a while there is nothing better than Braveheart. Still annoys me though.

lil bitchiness: If Ah kent Ah'd be gihn sic a proposal fae fair and bonny quines sic as yersel, Ah'd hae bihn spikkin' the mither tongue lang afore noo.

Originally posted by dave123
yeah, i'm gonna start calling American Football soccer! Vive la resistance! Oh no, the horror..


Originally posted by koolruningz
Its not a good idea to argue with the US, look what happened to France recently. What happen to France?

Originally posted by baracustastic
When I want to brood and boil inside and hate the English for a while there is nothing better than Braveheart. Still annoys me though.

lil bitchiness: If Ah kent Ah'd be gihn sic a proposal fae fair and bonny quines sic as yersel, Ah'd hae bihn spikkin' the mither tongue lang afore noo.

Whooo, that's sexy

Regards the football issue. Scotland are still going to win the World Cup in Germany. We've lulled everyone into a false sense of security for the past 131 years just so we can thump England in the final, 5-0.

youve lulled everyone into a false sense of security for 131 yrs so you can finally win one game? thats funny!

Originally posted by koolruningz
That would be a totally unbiased prediction would it mate?

of course

Originally posted by Mist
youve lulled everyone into a false sense of security for 131 yrs so you can finally win one game? thats funny!

scotland will win england one day...too bad i'll be dead when that time comes

Originally posted by baracustastic
lil bitchiness: If Ah kent Ah'd be gihn sic a proposal fae fair and bonny quines sic as yersel, Ah'd hae bihn spikkin' the mither tongue lang afore noo.

OMG, you trayna kill me, man!! droolio hot hot hot!!!!

Its never too late to start speaking your mother tongue it in my presance !! oh yes!

Originally posted by Deano
scotland will win england one day...too bad i'll be dead when that time comes

this is news to me

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
What happen to France?

Ask George Bush.

Originally posted by koolruningz
Ask George Bush. Aw, don't be like that.

Come on, fill me in.

more like...ask the germans from world war one and two and ask the vietnamese and the morrocans on the ivory coast

Dean: Life is a fragile thing.

Vive la France!

Auld Alliance, brothers in arms against the auld enemy, fantastic!

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
Aw, don't be like that.

Come on, fill me in.

Just kidding mate, George Bush basically did every thing in his power to turn the US against the French after they didnt endorse or help him invade Iraq. It worked in some places to, people refused to buy French products and were even seen destroying bottles of French wine. They were labeled traitors by many of the government controlled media. When America freezes you out of their trading circle things can only go down hill for your economy.

Yeah, remember Freedom Fries...oh how pathetic.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah, remember Freedom Fries...oh how pathetic.

That was ridiculous.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah, remember Freedom Fries...oh how pathetic.


AAAHHH!!!
Don't forget where I live!

"Bush is good. Oh wait, the president? Hell no!"

Freedom Fries - its more than JUST fried potato - its fried potato thats FREE! *


*Fries is not given out for free. Prices vary around your McDonalds resturants

http://media.portland.indymedia.org/images/2003/04/256383.jpg

Just a Big Mac for me thanks.

Freedom fries was the stupidest thing ever. Gotta love how our president thinks..."If they don't agree with us, they're our enemy!"

I just went to England recently, and I liked it a lot...I absolutely loved London. Very similar to the US in some ways, but very different in others. I loved it there.

Originally posted by koolruningz
Just kidding mate, George Bush basically did every thing in his power to turn the US against the French after they didnt endorse or help him invade Iraq. It worked in some places to, people refused to buy French products and were even seen destroying bottles of French wine. They were labeled traitors by many of the government controlled media. When America freezes you out of their trading circle things can only go down hill for your economy. Oh that.. yeah that shit's retarded. I know this dude that won't shop at Target because it's french owned.. I go out of my way to shop there just to piss him off.

what is your peoples problems??? bush never started this crap.....the american people did

Oh yeah you're right.. must've confused Bush with some other redneck.. honest mistake.

its ok- happens to a lot of people

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
Oh that.. yeah that shit's retarded. I know this dude that won't shop at Target because it's french owned.. I go out of my way to shop there just to piss him off.

Nice one. I remember the Bush administration slandering John Kerry by saying he was french looking, that takes the cake. "He looks french, he MUST be a traitor".

Originally posted by baracustastic
In all honesty I can say with utter sincerety that England are the best at football too.


I know plenty of Brazilians, Argentinians, Italians, Germans,
and Spaniards who would disagree...mate.


Originally posted by koolruningz
Just kidding mate, George Bush basically did every thing in his power to turn the US against the French after they didnt endorse or help him invade Iraq. It worked in some places to, people refused to buy French products and were even seen destroying bottles of French wine. They were labeled traitors by many of the government controlled media. When America freezes you out of their trading circle things can only go down hill for your economy.


These boycotts had no real affect on the French economy.

And besides, though I didn't agree with the war, the French
were a**holes in their behavior. Not to mention big hypocrites,
since I have heard a highly-respected reported here (Sy Hersh)
say that the French and German and Russians did provide
some covert intelligence and special operations aid to the US
invasion.

Oh, and Americans are the best!

American's are idiot's... Kiwi's are the best... if it weren't for our horrible accents

Originally posted by King Burger
These boycotts had no real affect on the French economy.


Never underestimate the power of propaganda.

Americans are Ok

All hail the Papua New Guineans!

because I said so

Originally posted by Mist
im still living in the best place ever.....

Australia

Originally posted by Lana
I just went to England recently, and I liked it a lot...I absolutely loved London. Very similar to the US in some ways, but very different in others. I loved it there.

I love this city but not for the reasons people would think.

I love certain places in the city. I don't love London because it's London. If it was shit I'd hate it. It mostly is, but it does have redeeming qualities.

-AC

Originally posted by darthdumbledore
God British Have everything better than the Americans better name (GREAT BRITAIN) better weather yeah sure but wats a few drops of rain to a hurricane or tornado huh better food seeing as tho we are not all obese feel free to protest but it is fact SORRY


They are good actors then us.They can actly acted alot better then most of the american actors and actess in america.But that to me is all they are good at.JM

Originally posted by darthdumbledore
God British Have everything better than the Americans better name (GREAT BRITAIN) better weather yeah sure but wats a few drops of rain to a hurricane or tornado huh better food seeing as tho we are not all obese feel free to protest but it is fact SORRY

Too bad they don't have punctuation.

FNG.

This week's incoherent rambling award goes to:

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
They are good actors then us.They can actly acted alot better then most of the american actors and actess in america.But that to me is all they are good at.JM

Originally posted by botankus
Too bad they don't have punctuation.

FNG.

Let's not bring America into it if you wanna talk about language butchery.

-AC

i know yeah..bad punctuation?

make ya minds up....first we are posh talkin tea drinking snobs....and now we have bad punctuation......we just cor win can we

what's with the great british patriotic trend at the mo? Not that I don't love being British or anything, but why the sudden influx?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Let's not bring America into it if you wanna talk about language butchery.

-AC

Who said anything about America????
I thought we were talking about the Brits and how perfect they were. They even have this F**kin newbie (the original poster) as one of their residents, so what more could they want?

Originally posted by darthdumbledore
God British Have everything better than the Americans better name (GREAT BRITAIN) better weather yeah sure but wats a few drops of rain to a hurricane or tornado huh better food seeing as tho we are not all obese feel free to protest but it is fact SORRY
if you are to compare Brits to Americans...i have no idea...both of them are TOTALLY INTO themselves.

and apparently fail to notice about all the other ppl around the world.

America is a very diverse nation.

Originally posted by botankus
Who said anything about America????
I thought we were talking about the Brits and how perfect they were. They even have this F**kin newbie (the original poster) as one of their residents, so what more could they want?

no ones talkin about how perfect we are..we aint perfect...no one is

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I love this city but not for the reasons people would think.

I love certain places in the city. I don't love London because it's London. If it was shit I'd hate it. It mostly is, but it does have redeeming qualities.

-AC

I thought it was a very beautiful city, and I loved how old everything is...in Chicago, hardly anything is older than 100 years, and most things are newer than 50 years old. I dunno, there was just something about London that really struck me that I liked a lot.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Let's not bring America into it if you wanna talk about language butchery.

-AC

yeah, so we misspell, mispronounce, and rename things.

Originally posted by Lana
in Chicago, hardly anything is older than 100 years, and most things are newer than 50 years old.

Well, Lana, you have Cabreeny Green, what more could you want?

Sorry, I'll stay out of Cabrini Green, thanks...

lol

Funny thread.

Being English is okay. We speak properly for starters.

But England itself is the best part of being English... take a week away from the horrid cities and go to somewhere picturesque, like Cornwall or Somerset... indescribably beautiful.

And yes - the history in England is in a league of it's own. My village (Sileby in Leicestershire) has a parish church that's over 900yrs old this year.

the english countryside there isn't a place like it in the world

Originally posted by Moosooman
the english countryside there isn't a place like it in the world

except the irish countryside...

there are cannibals in PNG

Originally posted by pr1983
except the irish countryside...

Theres a sort of uniquenes about it imo ive never been to ireland so i cant fairly comment

Originally posted by Moosooman
Theres a sort of uniquenes about it imo ive never been to ireland so i cant fairly comment

English countryside is beautiful, but most countries have something unique that sets them apart...

BRITS ROK

Originally posted by Clovie

if you are to compare Brits to Americans...i have no idea...both of them are TOTALLY INTO themselves.

and apparently fail to notice about all the other ppl around the world.


I feel so betrayed cry


As i said, wait to see Britain in 2012

Originally posted by Clovie

if you are to compare Brits to Americans...i have no idea...both of them are TOTALLY INTO themselves.

and apparently fail to notice about all the other ppl around the world.

couldn't agree more

I disagree, dont generalise the entire population of two countries based on what the politicians decide.


America- Voted bush in, its all they had really, what, you seriously thought Kerry would be good for America?

Britain- We have to vote labour, do you really think we are going to put the Tories in power after last time?

I don't give a rats arse about politics...

but I think you're right to say we can't generalise like that...

But from what I've seen of Americans - admittedly mainly through TV - is that they are very stuck up and care only about themselves... and they're all drama queens but that's another story

The British... not so much.

When i can vote im voting for the Monster Raving Loony Party....thats a real political party over here

Britain needs to get rid of the Monarchy

hopefully NZ will become a Republic soon... that means no Queen Camilla for us! not that we really care about the bloody queen anyway