Brosnan Back As Bond?
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lau_timmy
CBN is reporting that David Black, who runs the unofficial James Bond International Fan Club, has heard rumors that Pierce Brosnan might still come back for the next film. "Although the media reports that Pierce has had enough of the ongoing Bond debate and ruled himself out - I have heard rumours that some further negotiations may have just taken place and he may still be back for the new film due for release in 2006. Don't rule him out just yet - that's all I can say on the subject!!"
This is not the first time CBN has heard this tantalizing rumour, but whether there is any truth in it remains to be seen.
yerssot
yeah, I heard it too, but considering it goes against every possible thing that has been said about the new bond I don't think it's true.
Though, I do hope that I'm seriously wrong on this one, since Pierce is in my top 2 of favorite Bonds... would be quite a publicity stunt to get him back of course, so keep hoping
lau_timmy
Bring Pierce back for just one more.
yerssot
well, it's final... it's over for him
yerssot
*pats silver on the back*
there there
there there
now he has more time for you
silver_tears
*cries on your shoulder* cry
he better be as sexy as ever cry
yerssot
beauty never dies, by tomorrow he will be forever yours
silver_tears
that sounds so pretty eyes
yerssot
*puts brosnan under shot*
and I'm making sure it will work too
silver_tears
I think I might love you somemore droolio
I'll keep Mr. Brosnan happy eyes
yerssot
always a pleasure to help you out
I doubt he'll complain
silver_tears
I'll call if I need anything eyes
And he better not flirt1
yerssot
I shall be at your service, madam! *click heals and spins off*
you'll gag him?
silver_tears
You really shouldn't wear heals darling, what with your height, it's bad for the back cry
No, I'll keep him busy
yerssot
it is how I punish myself for being only but the servant cry
he'll do the cooking huh
silver_tears
You can go barefoot for all I care cry
I like to cook thank you
yerssot
I shall not soil the ground thee walk on cry
same here!
so you'll stuff him with food huh
silver_tears
No worries, I wear slippers cry
No, I'll keep him occupied another way
yerssot
even so, the sole of your slippers should not mingle with the place my feet touch cry (I hope this will finally get me an oscar for drama
)
as a maid?
silver_tears
*tear tear* cry
No, a sex toy droolio
yerssot
are it ... silver tears?
you say what we all think
I'll steal him from you
silver_tears
No
yes I do eyes and i don't think he'll go willingly!
yerssot
they are golden then
you should be the official spokegirl of the world
I'll knock him out cold, what's your problem?
silver_tears
That'll do
Is there such a job? Where do I sign?
Don't you mean knock him off his feet with your sexiness eyes
yerssot
cause there is not much higher?
you just got hired
well, I can pick that one as plan B but plan A is much more fun
silver_tears
Platinum
Excellent! I take it we'll be working together?
I can understand why eyes
And with that i must leave you dahling cry
I feel nauseas, so I'm gonna go lie down for a bit
I'll catch up on the threads later
yerssot
but that's not worthy of you
well, I'm sure that I can squeeze me somewhere into your schedual
yeah, I'm all pro physical contact
ow, that sounds bad, what's wrong? something you ate? took a pill?
darn, I'm still catching up from last time y'know
I wanna see you pull that off
silver_tears
I'm glad you think so
I'll be glad to accommodate eyes
It's a good way to be imo
I dunno, I haven't been feeling well for a while, and I just got sick today. And no I didn't take a pill, I don't believe in unnecessary medicine, it screws up your body systems.
Almost there
yerssot
I even find that bronze should not be in a radius of 100 kilometers near you
I'll be glad to help out too
especially when he'll struggle and I'll hit him with the lamp
well, I don't believe in unncessary medicine, I barely take that ... but if you haven't been feeling well for a while, you should think of getting something
still a long way to go... like pierce returning huh
silver_tears
I like how you think diva
I was hoping you'd say that eyes
And why would you injure that pretty face?
It's to do with the seasons, when the seasons shift I feel sick alot, like I get headached when the pressure drops and rises and such, and when it's really rainy and cold I feel sick. It's like a weird form of allergies.
cry you're heartless
yerssot
and rest assure, tuts, I think a lot
wait till you get to my teeth
I always like a little play of hard to get
allergy to bad weather huh? you'll hate europe then ... is it going better now?
it was an attempt to be ontopic... but yeah, I cut my heart out to give it to you for valentine's day
silver_tears
That's such a turn on droolio
Fine then, I'll play harder eyes
I think it's some shit form of hay fever, and luckily I've been 120% for like a week now, so yay for me!
That's a little grotesque cry
yerssot
should we talk advanced maths and physics now?
that makes the aftermatch so much more fun too
you haven't got it checked out yet to why you got it? gooooooooooo silverrrrrrrr
don't worry, I'll clean it off before handing it over
silver_tears
I hate both yucky
I couldn't agree more
I know why, it's cause of the seasons and nasty weather we've been having, like one day it was 15 degrees, and the next -15 degrees.
Would you for me? cry
yerssot
more reason to drop it, what did you refer to then?
well, lets wait with the agreeing till the aftermatch
and there is absolutely nothing you can do about that feeling then?
of course, I can not stand the idea of you touching something that is still dirty cry
silver_tears
You dropped them?
I never had either, but I have to take advanced math next year, calculus and discrete mathematics.
ew
Sounds like a plan
No, it's just like allergies, some people get them when spring comes around, and mine's just off season, it's to due with the blasted weather! They recommend vitamins, but I don't believe in taking supplements
Thank you cry
yerssot
no, I ment dropping as in not mentioning them here
why do you have to take those? and what is discrete maths? you hide it from the others or something?
the best of course is to go with the flow
but if you don't take them, how can you know that it won't work? you have to give it a shot, it might help you
you are so welcome of course cry
Corran
Isn't this a little off-topic?
You two should get a room (chat-room) or use PM's for this.
yerssot
who are you? raz in disguise?
we just keep up the idea that we don't need a mod here and it works well
Corran
Ha, I'm going to tell Raz that it needs a Mod here, and I'm going to suggest you so that you have to get serious.
yerssot
nice try
dave will become mod here if it ever happens
silver_tears
why dave?
yerssot
cause he already is one someplace else
yerssot
silver doesn't believe in you, dave
dave123
she's just jealous that she's posted sooooo much on KMC, and I've done absolutely nothing productive for KMC, and it is I who get to moderate
yerssot
are you two breaking up now? cry
dave123
no, she find's power rather sexy droolio
yerssot
aren't you bothered that raz, the admin, is british too?
dave123
Raz doesn't have power, so to speak, he merely does what the members tell him to
and I'd be more worried if Raz were Canadian
yerssot
oh but don't you know about the effect british males have on canadian girls? if I were you, I would quiver with fear
dave123
I'm British, too fish
yerssot
but not an admin
dave123
I just explained he has no actual power
he is limited by being "responsible", shackles that do not burden my crazy antics
yerssot
are you trying to conquer irene back now?
dave123
cry When did she leave?
yerssot
you scared her off cry
dave123
you made the last statement to her, you bastard cry
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you cry
yerssot
perhaps she is on her way to me
... the poor girl cry
join the club, I hear they have jackets
dave123
as figure 3.5b (below) shows, the world is flat, and there is only one logical way to get from Canada to Belgium.... this involves passing through my home land
and in doing so, she'll have to visit me first droolio
yerssot
she can go through Africa first, so don't count on it
dave123
Africa is but a myth
yerssot
that's why it's on the map?
dave123
Just cos it's on a map doesn't make it real
For example, there is no red line connecting Europe to N. America
yerssot
there isn't? so irene could visit my country first then?... isn't that scary
dave123
Tecnhnically I have no proof that Belgium exists.... and your inane ramblings are consistent with Tiny Tim... your high post count, too.... all of this suggests that you ARE a bot, and therefore, Belgium can not be real
yerssot
you're on to me
*sends virus to your computer*
dave123
An imaginary bot from a nonexistent country poses no threat orroz
yerssot
but since you're talking to me... that leaves you two options:
either I'm not imaginary and then I do form a threat
or
I am imaginary and that means you're talking to an non-existing object, making you insane
dave123
or the third alternative, whereby you are merely random code from an unknown source, coincidentally giving off random packets of binary which - despite the unbelievable odds - are forming what would appear to be a conversation between the pair of us (and by us, I mean myself and an extremely improbably event)
yerssot
or as anyone would say after reading that post of you: you're nuts
dave123
it's entirely possible
yerssot
do you take pills for it? cry
dave123
my intelligence needs no medical control youpi
yerssot
it's FUBAR?
yerssot
you're swearing! I'll sue you
dave123
crazy fool
yerssot
you're BA Barracus?
yerssot
I think it's time you get some sleep
dave123
You're probably right
yerssot
I'll tuck you in
dave123
Aaaaaaw, thanks
yerssot
you're welcome, my son
dave123
I'm not half belgian fear
yerssot
no, you'r half nuts
dave123
that's just gross
yerssot
well, what do you want to be then?
dave123
half funky and half groovy, baby droolio
yerssot
shagedelic baby, yeah!
do you want to be Austin Powers?
dave123
I'd rather be James euro
dave123
or Orroz
yerssot
I'll be Bond, you'll be ... Orroz
dave123
Bond's gotta be English orroz
yerssot
Bond, but not the actors
dave123
You foreigner's aren't up the the suaveness that Bond emits with every second on screen schmoll
yerssot
Sean could do it... Pierce could do it ... ok, George failed miserably, but hey, two out of three
dave123
you'd be 4th
yerssot
I don't care, as long as I can get the role
I heard you can ... practice with the bond girl before the movie starts
dave123
lies.... all lies
yerssot
I'll set up that rule then
dave123
I'll try em out first, just to make sure they're not umm.... fakes
yerssot
who said I would hire you
dave123
you don't get a choice no2
yerssot
explain
dave123
I screw, you have her a later date
yerssot
that's a rather bold post
yerssot
it could be more though, I'm disappointed in you dave
dave123
double tags does nothing
yerssot
use your devine powers, boy
dave123
i would, but you wouldn't be able to handle them
yerssot
try me boy
dave123
no, i'm pretty sure I can see it's spectacularness.... you must be using a dodgy browser
dave123
it only works with AOL 2.1
yerssot
more reason not to get it, since it's AOL
yerssot
you're trying to americanise?
dave123
Amerika is the way forward
yerssot
5 years ago
dave123
You're livin in the past, man
yerssot
the only way not to get hurt
dave123
unless you got hurt in the past
yerssot
but then you skip that part
dave123
and what happens if you catch up to your present self?
yerssot
the game starts all over and you dive back into the past
yerssot
but think of all the fun you had in the past: no school
dave123
A time when Irene was online and not you cry *runs off*
yerssot
is davey-wavey jealous the great irene lowers herself int talking to me ?
dave123
No, I wouldn't want her to get bored when I'm around
But seriosly, just talking to you is depressing me cry
yerssot
so you can entertain her after I scare her away
I have that effect on people, have you tried grouptherapy? it has done wonders to me
dave123
I entertain her whether you've scared her or not
and what about the others in your therapy.... aren't they affected by you?
yerssot
well, I'm sure she can laugh ...At you
they're still in therapy, I got fired cause I was the cause and solution to all of their life-problems
dave123
*tilts hat*
personal jester
*takes some anti-depressants*
yerssot
I hope you don't use british humor, no one gets that
please do, the fabricants gimme a big percentage cause I'm the mainreason people take them
dave123
hey
british humour is hilarious if you're british
yerssot
yeah, I feel with you cry
EDIT: fixed the faulty smiley
dave123
never mind, yers
Irene better find it damn hilarious
yerssot
but I do mind, don't cry dave *offers shoulder*
dave123
I've got my own shoulder's, thanks
yerssot
I can help you find them
dave123
they're right where i left them
yerssot
next to who?
dave123
Do I HAVE to answer that one?
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