Cookie Monster Eats Less Cookies
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silver_tears
WTF
http://entertainment.sympatico.msn.ca/tv/articles/1116518.armx
Alpha Centauri
The world has officially gone mad.
-AC
silver_tears
I think so anyways ranting
Alpha Centauri
What's next? Thug Elmo?
-AC
R0B
Wow whats next?
LanİeWindu
Screw Cookie Monster.
Dwarfdude
..............I loathe society in all its forms..............
Why cant they just accept cookie monster for who he is?!?! weep
SlipknoT
Ok, Someones gonna die
R0B
What the hell was the person that wrote that story on? Must be one strong ass drug
Dwarfdude
*Points at big bird*
Kill 'im!!
Tex
Eating lots of cookies is Cookie Monsters schtick. Dont f uck with a monsters schtick.
Filth
thats funny
DarkCrawler
http://negatokyo.out-write.net/wtf.jpg
Ushgarak
Ok, time to get the shotguns...
Jackie Malfoy
If he did maybe he would not be so blue all the time!jm
DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Ushgarak
Ok, time to get the shotguns...
I'm with you, bud.
What's next? Mickey Mouse gets an shirt?
King Burger
Personally, I've always been a bigger fan of the Count.
"Two! Two giant clogged arteries a-ha-ha-ha..."
BackFire
Jesus tapdancing Christ.
Alpha Centauri
Seven! Seven bats! AH AH AH AH AH!
Anyone notice how The Count did that reverse laugh? Not Ha's but Ah's.
-AC
Cinemaddiction
Before you know it, Oscar will be living in an actual house, so as to not promote vagrancy or poverty.
Being P.C. is doing more harm than good, IMO.
PVS
i suppose they will also have him speak proper english
"me want cookie" will be.
"may i please have a cookie?"
goddamn PC thugs and health nazis have to ruin EVERYTHING right down to our beloved blue puppet. and what makes this SOOOOOO F'N STUPID is even as children i think we all noticed that every crumb of cookie would just fall right out of his mouth....so i guess next thing they'll just eliminate the cookie entirely as it promotes bulimia
and ush, can you hand me a shotgun as well?
or should i say 'ME WANT SHOTGUN!!!'
Swanky-Tuna
I wonder if they'll change his name to "Occasional Cookie Enjoyer" now.
dave123
Listen up KMCers:
I say we all go out and pig-out on cookies
If the young kids of todays world are gonna be brought up to eat healthily, we should balance this out
To the cookie store!
silver_tears
I'm on it
smoker4
Cookie monster has sold out
Alpha Centauri
Exactly.
It's all Bert and Ernie's doing. I knew when I was about 5 that those guys were spineless corporate whore's.
-AC
smoker4
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Exactly.
It's all Bert and Ernie's doing. I knew when I was about 5 that those guys were spineless corporate whore's.
-AC
http://www.telsys.com/webpages/beth/PHOTO_BATH.gif
moviejunkie23
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Before you know it, Oscar will be living in an actual house, so as to not promote vagrancy or poverty.
Being P.C. is doing more harm than good, IMO.
HHHEEEYYYY I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!!! (or something like it)
NNNNNNOOOOOOOO FFFAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRR
rubber dickie
i guess he's the cucumber monster now.
doesn't sound to kid friendly to me.
Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by rubber dickie
i guess he's the cucumber monster now.
doesn't sound to kid friendly to me.
I guess they're doubling up on the gay friendly message.
Imaginary
I want a cookie!
ChickinMeat
man he was my hero, he has tread over my memories, why cookie monster, WHY!??
rubber dickie
is he still gonna eat cars and chairs and sh!ts of the like, or is that too much carbs?
grade 3 ol
Cookie monter eats no cookies!!bawling x 1000000
All my life i have LOVED cookie and now he's ruined!!bawling
The other night i was carrying around my cookie M toy as a sort of protest...
they killed my cookie
DIE!
(that told them!)
Captain REX
What if they start calling him Fruit Monster. We'll all be crushed.
KidRock
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6989380/
First Bugs Bunny now this..Why god? Why?
BullitNutz
Because Cookies are a Sometimes Food.
DarkCrawler
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050217/050217_loonatics_hmed.hlarge.jpg
I am personally going to kill them all with my bare hands and an tomato.
eleveninches
COOKIES!!!!
cookie monster was great
eleveninches
I thhought they had gone too far when I heard that they were going to introduce a charachter with AIDS , and then kill him off so that children can learn about death and aids and the importance of safe sex. I dont know if they actually did do that, but if they did, then it's just SICk
Linkalicious
I read about this in the newspaper last week.
What they are doing is possibly the most horrendous thing...ever
nutella-spatz
hmm, cookies droolio
my breakfast!
one yummy round chocolate cookie with chocolate thingies in it and one glass of milk!
and yea, the world has gone mad, but that'S ok! now, i fit perfectly in it!
BadKitty
Originally posted by silver_tears
WTF
http://entertainment.sympatico.msn.ca/tv/articles/1116518.armx Hmmph...strange times we are living in
silver_tears
disgusting is what that is schmoll
Next they're gonna claim that Bert and Ernie promote homosexuality
grade 3 ol
*cries*
I think we should go to those nasty, evil people and ram the cookies down their throats till they realize that COKIES ARE THE BEST DAMN FOOD IN THE UNIVERSE and little kids should be eating more of them.
I hope they choke on their vegetables
grade 3 ol
*evil laughter*
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