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Deano
people on here better screw there heads on..im serious man..your not just playing with my your life..your playing with mine..are we straight?

you know who u are
im on you case assholes

keep it up..and i'll shove your keyboard right up your wise ass

LifeIsKillingMe
um, over the net? thats real clever

Deano
yes..over the net..smartass

Mist
*takes a step away from deano*

LifeIsKillingMe
*pokes deano in the ribs with a stick*

fantasygirl
* Laughing my head off!*

Imaginary
Um... Deano, you ok?

Deano
Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
*pokes deano in the ribs with a stick*

you cant do that..im telling on you..im getting you done

SlipknoT
You drunk man?

Deano
Originally posted by Mist
*takes a step away from deano*

uve got 5 seconds to get your as back here..or theres gonna be blood on these kmc walls

Deano
Originally posted by SlipknoT
You drunk man?

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...you'd love that..too see me drunk woudnt ya ay? AY?! nothin you'd like better

Deano
Originally posted by Imaginary
Um... Deano, you ok?

im on top of the world!!!!!!

not literally..that woudnt work

Mist
*takes another step away from deano*


*runs*

LifeIsKillingMe
Originally posted by Deano
you cant do that..im telling on you..im getting you done


*pokes him again*

bordom
Uh... what is wrong man... are you an attention seeker or something... erm

Deano
Originally posted by bordom
Uh... what is wrong man... are you an attention seeker or something... erm

yes i need attention

bollocks

attention seeker my ass

look at your user name..then u know why i posted
ya big headed bastard

LifeIsKillingMe
do u want to be banned or something

Deano
Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
*pokes him again*

*grabs knife and slits your neck*

Deano
Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
do u want to be banned or something

banned for what ???

enlighten me

Mist
its my birthday, lets party.

LifeIsKillingMe
Originally posted by Deano
*grabs knife and slits your neck*


*gets a gun and shoots deano*

jason maddox
yo calm down dude there is no need for all this hostilitly you sound like an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deano
Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
*gets a gun and shoots deano*

*does a matrix style bullet dodge and then chops LIKM's head off*

big grin

SlipknoT
Deano finally went mad! Welcome to the club mate!

Mist
nah, its more like welcome to the netbig grin

Deano
Originally posted by jason maddox
yo calm down dude there is no need for all this hostilitly you sound like an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nows whos being hostlile

u contradicted yourself in such a short sentence..well done smile

mr-savonty
Originally posted by jason maddox
yo calm down dude there is no need for all this hostilitly you sound like an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your the only ass round these parts, brother.....

LifeIsKillingMe
Originally posted by Deano
*does a matrix style bullet dodge and then chops LIKM's head off*

big grin



*cuts off his head with a chainsaw and plays basketball with deano's head* laughing

Deano
Originally posted by SlipknoT
Deano finally went mad! Welcome to the club mate!

woohoo i joined a club big grin

Imaginary
Originally posted by Deano
im on top of the world!!!!!!

not literally..that woudnt work

I'm serious erm

bordom
Originally posted by Deano
yes i need attention

bollocks

attention seeker my ass

look at your user name..then u know why i posted
ya big headed bastard

For one thing if you are gonna bash me get it the f*ck right! Meanin "big headed *****!" you stupid f*ck! I am female so get your facts straight

Deano
Originally posted by LifeIsKillingMe
*cuts off his head with a chainsaw and plays basketball with deano's head* laughing

thats a insult..id rather u play football with my head.. smile

Imaginary
What about cricket? wink

Deano
Originally posted by bordom
For one thing if you are gonna bash me get it the f*ck right! Meanin "big headed *****!" you stupid f*ck! I am female so get your facts straight

lol calm down
take a chill pill ...OK I want you to relax. Think of some children throwing stones at a pensioner. He's weeping softly, as they put him into a wheelie bin. They push him down the hill. It's picking up speed now, as it heads towards a busy road.......I sense your very tense......."

mr-savonty
Time to kick sum 12 yr old ass, brother.

It's for the good of this world...

Deano
Originally posted by Imaginary
I'm serious erm

so am i

Deano
Originally posted by mr-savonty
Time to kick sum 12 yr old ass, brother.

It's for the good of this world...

heeeeeeeeelloooooooooo maaaaaaaaaaaaaate!!

bordom
Well you just f*ckin bashed me! WTF do you think I'm gonna do say "O that was a good one Deano!" F*CK THAT!!!

Loving_Daniel11
Originally posted by Deano
people on here better screw there heads on..im serious man..your not just playing with my your life..your playing with mine..are we straight?

you know who u are
im on you case assholes

keep it up..and i'll shove your keyboard right up your wise ass

GET 'EM DEANO. WHOO. Lol Happy Dance love

jason maddox
you like how i contradicted my self in the same sentence,i do that all the time it really screws with some people

and a little violence never hurts anyone to badly

Deano
Originally posted by bordom
Well you just f*ckin bashed me! WTF do you think I'm gonna do say "O that was a good one Deano!" F*CK THAT!!!

LOL!!!
i can imagine your face getting all worked up laughing

"O that was a good one Deano!

u cud of said that.....

Deano
Originally posted by jason maddox
you like how i contradicted my self in the same sentence,i do that all the time it really screws with some people

and a little violence never hurts anyone to badly

yeah i can imagine u doin it all the time..

Deano
Originally posted by Loving_Daniel11
GET 'EM DEANO. WHOO. Lol Happy Dance love

big grin
cool

bordom
Originally posted by Deano
LOL!!!
i can imagine your face getting all worked up laughing

"O that was a good one Deano!

u cud of said that.....

Like I said... F*CK THAT! I don't take lightly to bein bashed by someone I don't f*ckin know!

Deano
Originally posted by bordom
Like I said... F*CK THAT! I don't take lightly to bein bashed by someone I don't f*ckin know!

oh comon...i bashed u ..so what...chill out shall we...fascist

fantasygirl
All u guys got hot-tempers!

King Burger
Reading all that David Icke has finally gone to his head!

Deano
Originally posted by fantasygirl
All u guys got hot-tempers!

i havent

im just havin some fun..tryin to liven the place up big grin

Deano
Originally posted by King Burger
Reading all that David Icke has finally gone to his head!

it'll go to yours if i lob his book at ya big head

fantasygirl
Ookay. But u guys sound serious!

jason maddox
yo deano you like being a jerk whats with all the bashing?just calm down and take a deep breath

bordom
Originally posted by Deano
i havent

im just havin some fun..tryin to liven the place up big grin

by bashin someone! You got a few screws loose there buddy!

mr-savonty
Fack that for a load of old bollocks....all these Fackin' Contradictions!! rock

Deano
Originally posted by jason maddox
yo deano you like being a jerk whats with all the bashing?just calm down and take a deep breath

i like being a jerk..do you?.........im calm thanx

fantasygirl
Question: R u guys ganging up on Deano?

Deano
Originally posted by bordom
by bashin someone! You got a few screws loose there buddy!

they are my screws..leave em alone

u dont know me very well.....i wasnt bashing you...well i was but not in a serious way......just joking around

Deano
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Question: R u guys ganging up on Deano?

let them gang up on me...i'll take em all on..

mr-savonty
I want ya to know...i'm rooting for you all the way mate beer rock

bordom
Originally posted by Deano
they are my screws..leave em alone

u dont know me very well.....i wasnt bashing you...well i was but not in a serious way......just joking around

Whatev... You didn't put no f*ckin smilie or any HINT that you WERE jokin!

jason maddox
no im just trying to get to know some people and to anwser deanos question,i have to be a jerk for my job and i am calm too and notice all the action this thread is getting so it is making the place a little lively

thanks a lot man

Loving_Daniel11
Originally posted by Deano
big grin
cool

laughing out loud Im crazy I know stick out tongue

mr-savonty
*jumps around*
do you wanna go?

King Burger
Originally posted by Deano
it'll go to yours if i lob his book at ya big head

Ssssssssss!

fantasygirl
I kinda agree with boredom. If u were joking u should have put a not saying u were messing around.

Deano
Originally posted by bordom
Whatev... You didn't put no f*ckin smilie or any HINT that you WERE jokin!

big grin sad embarrasment stick out tongue mad evil face confused rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

theres your friggin smilies

happy now?? ******* big grin

Mist
bordom have you not got the message? is it not getting in your head? HES PLAYING AROUND. geez. everyone else doesnt give a sh!t. you have a problem.

fantasygirl
She might be happy.

Deano
Originally posted by fantasygirl
I kinda agree with boredom. If u were joking u should have put a not saying u were messing around.

maybe..but i dont play by the rules...sue me

Deano
Originally posted by Mist
bordom have you not got the message? is it not getting in your head? HES PLAYING AROUND. geez. everyone else doesnt give a sh!t. you have a problem.

thanx mist smile

fantasygirl
Oh well. Just be careful next time.

Deano
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Oh well. Just be careful next time.

laughingi know u mean well with that comment but ive gotta laugh

Loving_Daniel11
Its okay.

LifeIsKillingMe
*strolls back into thread*

mr-savonty
DUMMIES! DUMMIES! DUMMIES!.....as far as I'm concerned the brains are dead it's the idiots that are still alive....we must think logical....logical...must think logical.....UNEMOTIONAL!!

fantasygirl
Welcome back, LIKM

jason maddox
these kind of places are no fun if you play by the rules

LifeIsKillingMe
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Welcome back, LIKM


thanx

Deano
i agree

mr-savonty
Now get that dog out of my sight. Thanks, I will. You've proved my point. And that's Crufts. All right.

Deano
Originally posted by King Burger
Ssssssssss!

thats original!!

Deano
some of you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me. You didn't like some of the jokes I told earlier. You've got to chill out, yeah, trust me, this is what I do, all right? You will never come in a thread like this again. This is brilliant-fact. And you will never meet another person like me. Someone who's basically a chilled out entertainer Happy Dance

jason maddox
you say whats on your mind and dont care,i wish everyone could be like that

mr-savonty
Originally posted by jason maddox
you say whats on your mind and dont care,i wish everyone could be like that

why don't you jump on his todger while i bring a fine selection of wines from around the world?.....OK....speccy

King Burger
Originally posted by Deano
thats original!!


Thank you, thank you...

Next show tomorrow.

Deano
You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don't do it so they turn round and go 'Thank you deano for the opportunity, thankyou for the wisdom, thankyou for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes deano from kmc. I must remember to thank him.'

Dwarfdude
F*cking English....Always f*cking sh!t up....

Rule Scotia!

F*ck Brittanica!

King Burger
Don't worry Deano, I will one day go "'There goes deano
from kmc. I must remember to thank him".

And maybe...*sniff*...maybe, I will go up and thank you.

Or punch you.

Same thing.

Deano
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
F*cking English....Always f*cking sh!t up....

Rule Scotia!

F*ck Brittanica!

scottish skum

fuk brittanica? u are pretty much insulting yourself

mr-savonty
Originally posted by Dwarfdude
F*cking English....Always f*cking sh!t up....

Rule Scotia!

F*ck Brittanica!

Always facking things up?

You've been a thorn in our side since the dawn of time...

Deano
Originally posted by King Burger
Don't worry Deano, I will one day go "'There goes deano
from kmc. I must remember to thank him".

And maybe...*sniff*...maybe, I will go up and thank you.

Or punch you.

Same thing.

then id laugh at your measly attempt at a punch..then id break your legs..
then id kidknap you and put a similar device from clockwork orange on your head and force you to read pages from david ickes book..how about that

King Burger
Originally posted by Deano
then id kidknap you and put a similar device from clockwork orange on your head and force you to read pages from david ickes book..how about that


Great God, have mercy!

LifeIsKillingMe
this thread is fun

Red Superfly
At last Deano shows us the true evil bastard within all of us Brits. Excellent, everything is going according to plan. Muahahahahahaaa!

We play the bad guys in movies for a reason.

Deano, do what must be done. Do not hessitate, show no mercy.

LanİeWindu™
Deano is wacko.

BTW, this is my 30,000th post!!!

Jackie Malfoy
You know dean you should tell a mod about your troubles.Because this thread is just going to be close.JM

Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
At last Deano shows us the true evil bastard within all of us Brits. Excellent, everything is going according to plan. Muahahahahahaaa!

We play the bad guys in movies for a reason.

Deano, do what must be done. Do not hessitate, show no mercy.

evil face us brits have to be evil..being nice is just going to confuse our american friends

Deano
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
You know dean you should tell a mod about your troubles.Because this thread is just going to be close.JM

this thread will live on ..even if it is closed..it will live on in spirit

Deano

Jackie Malfoy
Originally posted by Deano
this thread will live on ..even if it is closed..it will live on in spirit

I argee with you dean.But inleast geting a mod involved will help you get rid of a bunch of troublemakers.JM sad

Beast_Within
Originally posted by Deano
people on here better screw there heads on..im serious man..your not just playing with my your life..your playing with mine..are we straight?

you know who u are
im on you case assholes

keep it up..and i'll shove your keyboard right up your wise ass but..but..u give me beers.. sad

Red Superfly
hyeeeees!

Do you have the plans? We shall organise the troops, and attack, with a charge over the minefield, under cover of daylight.

Everything is going as I have foreseen. Ha ha ha......hahahahaa! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
hyeeeees!

Do you have the plans? We shall organise the troops, and attack, with a charge over the minefield, under cover of daylight.

Everything is going as I have foreseen. Ha ha ha......hahahahaa! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

im with u all the way

Deano
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
I argee with you dean.But inleast geting a mod involved will help you get rid of a bunch of troublemakers.JM sad

i think i was the troublemaker though laughing

not intentionally

Jackie Malfoy
Well I am with you dean and if you want I will get a mod involved to help you.JM

Deano
Originally posted by Beast_Within
but..but..u give me beers.. sad

its ok..u wasnt included in my rant smile

Deano
Originally posted by Mist
its my birthday, lets party.

happy birthday

Red Superfly
CHARRRRGGE!

*runs across minefield, gets legs blown off, enemy sees us a mile away, shoots us.*

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!!

Get the holy hand grenade........

Deano
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Well I am with you dean and if you want I will get a mod involved to help you.JM

But, you know, Raz will make one too many mistakes. Head Office will see what I already knew, and they go in there, they will march in there. They go, Right, yeah, Deano was right. You've pissed off him and you've pissed off him. You're not the Admin you thought you were. Okay. So get out, we made the mistake. Then they drag him out by his hair and that's when the begging starts. They'll come to me and say, Ooh, Deano you were right all along, you were the right man for this job, you're the best man for this job. Will you come back? I'll be like, yeah sure how much money have you got? Because this is going to cost you, this is going to cost you.

Deano
Originally posted by Red Superfly
CHARRRRGGE!

*runs across minefield, gets legs blown off, enemy sees us a mile away, shoots us.*

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!!

Get the holy hand grenade........

sews RS leg back on...we need new tactics

silver_tears
what just happened confused

Deano
Originally posted by silver_tears
what just happened confused

the usual crap

silver_tears
right, count me in happy

Deano
sorry that u smell like a boy by the way...cud be worse i suppose

silver_tears
could be cry I could smell like that homeless man who swims naked in the river near my place who I saw once happy let me tell you, he really should work out a little more.....

Deano
swims naked?!
thats disturbing

so has anything good happened today for you?

silver_tears
Not only swims, sun bathes too naughty


Well let's see shall we, I discovered the cure for the common cold, won a million dollars and bought an island in Greece, I'm about to set off for it even as we speak happy you?


Actually I did shit all droolio but had a fun time doing it, the only remotely interesting thing was when I went off road biking and got all muddy, I love getting dirty doing sports and such big grin

Deano
the only sports i play are football

i havent played it for ages though..im getting too lazy big grin

but ive done feck all today

silver_tears
I'm gonna assume football would be soccer happy
I like to watch that, not really into the whole running around after a ball without being able to kick the snot out of other people


I think doing feck all is the way to live droolio

Deano
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm gonna assume football would be soccer happy
I like to watch that, not really into the whole running around after a ball without being able to kick the snot out of other people


I think doing feck all is the way to live droolio

yep soccerbig grin

i agree doing feck all is the way to live..definetly

silver_tears
I'd adopt that as my life motto if I wasn't so hyperactive sometimes embarrasment

Deano
we all get a little hyperactive sometimes

Deano
im bringing this thread bk to life...the night i went crazy

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