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So I work in the mall, and on my break I went shopping, I need new pants you see.....

So I'm walking through a department store and this stupid ***** sprays me with CK One perfume, the male version, she's like "Something to buy for your boyfriend..."

So I like practically die right there, and now I find out it's not coming off, even after my shower ranting ***** must have gotten it in my hair or something....

So that's my story for the day, thank you come again

enjoy the experience while u can

At least she didn't spray you with Lynx.

or stetson.

I think I'm gonna die from inhaling this stuff droolio and it's been hours too.....


And isn't Lynx like Axe, I love Axe well on guys anyways....

At least she didnt spray Axe on you. Axe is pretty strong

The kilo one smells sweet though

In one of my magazines there's this girl who's like "I wear axe deoderant, I dislike the girly fruity smells." and I think she's just butch I love my perfumes

Try Axe Tsunami. I got dizzy inhaling the damn stuff after about 4 hours. Its really strong

There's so many now, I like the older classics sneaky2 oh and I love the commercials!

Originally posted by Imaginary
At least she didn't spray you with Lynx. Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or stetson. or Old Spice *shudders*

Well they came out with Axe deoderant sticks and they suck Sometimes people take products to far.

The best are the originals
And Swiss Army droolio

This stuff smells good to

oh yes eyes

Yardley...*Wince*

Originally posted by Imaginary
At least she didn't spray you with Lynx.



and what is wrong with lynx?


silver, at least its better than a guy getting sprayed with girl stuff.

yea, some girls think its funny.......
Its not funny.

And I hate Axe! It smells like crap, Its the poor-man's deoderant/cologne

"I Smell Like A Guy"

I'd still do you.

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
yea, some girls think its funny.......
Its not funny.

And I hate Axe! It smells like crap, Its the poor-man's deoderant/cologne

The funny thing is I agree with that last statement but I still use Axe because I got more than one bottle a year ago and now I have to use it up... disgust

smell is half of what gives women power over men
without it, the stringer willed men can escape you're thrall

ps. the other half is boobies

*sniffs under armpit* Hmm little bit pongy....

Now I smell like a real man!

Originally posted by Mist
and what is wrong with lynx?


silver, at least its better than a guy getting sprayed with girl stuff.

It smells awful, and doesn't help that almost every guy in the country wears it.

i have africa and pulse. coz i rule.

and dimension and pulse aftershave.

and snakeskin shower gel

I still say it smells awful

i say you smell awful.










joking, but of course you already knew that, didnt you

Duh, I'd stalk you if you weren't

Originally posted by sniper
smell is half of what gives women power over men
without it, the stringer willed men can escape you're thrall

ps. the other half is boobies Scientific beauty is dependant on a similar face structure but a different fragrance. Thats why you fancy people who look vaguely similar to you, but never your own family.

Originally posted by silver_tears
So I work in the mall, and on my break I went shopping, I need new pants you see.....

So I'm walking through a department store and this stupid ***** sprays me with CK One perfume, the male version, she's like "Something to buy for your boyfriend..."

So I like practically die right there, and now I find out it's not coming off, even after my shower ranting ***** must have gotten it in my hair or something....

So that's my story for the day, thank you come again

Interesting story and yes I will come again!jm

faintthud <Look wat the smell of u has done 2 poor smilie.

Now lets mourn 4 smilie

Originally posted by Imaginary
Duh, I'd stalk you if you weren't


whats wrong with a little bit of stalking now and then

Originally posted by silver_tears
I think I'm gonna die from inhaling this stuff droolio and it's been hours too.....


And isn't Lynx like Axe, I love Axe well on guys anyways....

Lynx (Axe) all smells the same, and its really strong (verging on overpowering)... and whats worse is most of the people who wear that tripe dont realise that it doesnt COVER body odour, it just mixes in with it.

you'll find the majority of Chav's wear Lynx (Axe)

personally id rather spend the little bit of extra money of something that smells good and doesnt cause people to gag when i get within 10ft of them

Irene that turns me on...

That's funny as hell, nobody here in department stores walks around w/ perfumes to spray.

*smells himself*

i smell like gravy droolio

i smell like So..Kiss me? droolio

where? naughty

I smell like...tired as f*** and refusal to go to work.

Good Smell

Fear anywhere you so desire flirt1

Originally posted by Korri
Good Smell

Fear anywhere you so desire flirt1

really?

aye droolio

droolio

*faints due to the excitement*

droolio oh aye

*laying on the floor asleep*

Originally posted by silver_tears
So I work in the mall, and on my break I went shopping, I need new pants you see.....

So I'm walking through a department store and this stupid ***** sprays me with CK One perfume, the male version, she's like "Something to buy for your boyfriend..."

So I like practically die right there, and now I find out it's not coming off, even after my shower ranting ***** must have gotten it in my hair or something....

So that's my story for the day, thank you come again


be thankful she didnt spray you with Mace!!!!! or Skunk (the animal!!)




or Urine!!!!

Originally posted by Fearnix
*laying on the floor asleep*

Originally posted by Korri
Irene that turns me on...

It would flirt

Originally posted by Mist
whats wrong with a little bit of stalking now and then

Who said there was anything wrong with it?

well im not

Originally posted by silver_tears
It would flirt

ok so can we do the babeh thing now? droolio

maybe later droolio

Irene, I saw the movie 'Saved' and you totally look like the main character who gets pregnant and hangs out with McCauly Kulkin. Oh, and she's hot, so don't be mad at me for saying it.

Jenna Malone? She got to be in Life as a House with my Hayden