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So what has been pissing you off lately? I'm just curious.

As for me:

- Getting your socks wet

- Going to the barber and still getting hair resedue all over your body

- Taking a shit at SOMEONE ELSE'S house and realizing afterwards there is no toilet paper

- Wet towels

- Having tons of spyware on my computer

- Wanting to make cereal and having no more milk

- Heating microwaveable meals and having a cold frozen center which did not entirely cook all the way

- Taking my time to type this thread not knowing if it will succeed or not

Microsoft
Goths
N00bs
Fetcharada

your mom
your mom
and your mom

that it isn't the weekend all the time

Becoming more or less best freinds with someone within a week and then having to go and possibly never see them again (true story)

i started skool 2day

I knew some KMC members were young, but 5 years old?

Being in love with someone but not being able to actually be together.

Sucks even worse after you have gotten a chance to be with them for a while.

it doesnt suck it just hurts

It hurts a lot, and it sucks a lot. Spending time together and then being forced to be seperated (in my case, due to distance)? Yeah, that sucks.

Originally posted by Lana
Being in love with someone but not being able to actually be together.

Sucks even worse after you have gotten a chance to be with them for a while. u no exacly how i feel.Originally posted by frodo34x
I knew some KMC members were young, but 5 years old?

You saud you just started school...

who the hell is 5 years old here

speeding ticket

Originally posted by frodo34x
You saud you just started school...
and apparently only 5 year olds supposed to go to school

You start school at 5.

She could have meant she just started high school, just went back to school, just started school for the day...

I know. Its just when I first read it, I immediatly thought "5 year olds!!!"

Then again, thats the first thing I think of when someone says pron.

Well, honestly, judging by how some people type on KMC, I wouldn't be surprised if we did have some 5 year olds....

buh y, wud ja say dat, mommy?

Originally posted by Lana


Well, honestly, judging by how some people type on KMC, I wouldn't be surprised if we did have some 5 year olds.... Tell me about it...

correction. i started school today after my easter holidays. happy now, smart pants?

Originally posted by frodo34x
Tell me about it...
wel i jus find it hard 2 type about 50 000 word wen u can get away with typin lyk 50. no harm in that is dere?

It's very annoying to try and read. Typing an extra couple letters really doesn't take THAT long to do.

Because when you write in txt speak or l33t it makes it harder for everyone else to read. It's called courtesy.

ok then ill try to type properly but its going to take me a while to do it properly because i can't both spell and type

They say it's quicker than typing correctly when, in fact, it takes them longer because they're spending too much time thinking of how to spell their words with the minimum number of letters while still keeping the word understandable.

It's like reading a paragraph full of customized license plates...


Oh and the original poster was right. All the things he named DO completely f**king suck.

Originally posted by syko freak
ok then ill try to type properly but its going to take me a while to do it properly because i can't both spell and type KMC has a built in spell checker. So if you're that bothered about spelling...

waking up in a strange place an not remembering how u got there
...or how to get away from 'there'....


that sucks...'specially when you only have one shoe.....

Meeting a totally hot girl who fancies you, then not being allowed to go out and hang with her because of revision.

being kidnap by a kangaroo for three hours!

Mis-spelling 'Kidnapped'

when ur ex goes out with ur friend.....


(*mutters incoherently* mad2 something about a backstabbing........cant make out the last words....i think it rhyms with .....monster trucker????)

Actually, I'm encouraging my ex to try and get with my freinds. Next time you see *danii* online, PM her and say "go out and get Dair".

dair????? whoes that

Originally posted by frodo34x
Mis-spelling 'Kidnapped'

She'll understand. Just as long as you mention "Dair" and her going out with him.

i'm sorry i've go into this conversation wot we talkin about

Originally posted by frodo34x
She'll understand. Just as long as you mention "Dair" and her going out with him.


whats so great about him .....???
is 'Dair' his username?

Dair si short for Alisdair. She fancies him, he fancies her, and I think the only reason they arn't together is because she still loves me.

What sucks is when I stub my toe when trying to find the bathroom in the dark.

lol i do that

forgetting to sleep with your back against the wall in a bunkroom...

Originally posted by frodo34x
Mis-spelling 'Kidnapped'


....get a real hero =]

when you wait all day for sumthing on t.v. that starts in 10 minutes..and then you wake up the next morning...

having missed it .....tht sucks

What f*ckin' sucks is when you have to go take a shit while at a movie theater, you miss 10-15 minutes of the movie!!!

when a hott guy/girl comes up to ....and you like ... and they ask 4 ur m8s number.....jawdrop

that sucks toooo

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
how long are u in there for

It depends on the poopie.

If you have bubble gut you'll be in there for a while.

I myself don't usually have to shit during a movie, so this is directed at the people who have IBS.

Dude, on funnyjunk.com, there's list list of different types of crap.

This comp sucks....The banana dude is going in slow motion!!

Also, when your about to ask a girl out and all of the sudden a guy you've never seen pops up out of no where and starts dry humping and frenching her......That a) sucks and b) disgusts me.

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Dude, on funnyjunk.com, there's list list of different types of crap.

This comp sucks....The banana dude is going in slow motion!!

Also, when your about to ask a girl out and all of the sudden a guy you've never seen pops up out of no where and starts dry humping and frenching her......That a) sucks and b) disgusts me.

indeed it would

Originally posted by Dwarfdude
Dude, on funnyjunk.com, there's list list of different types of crap.

This comp sucks....The banana dude is going in slow motion!!

Also, when your about to ask a girl out and all of the sudden a guy you've never seen pops up out of no where and starts dry humping and frenching her......That a) sucks and b) disgusts me.

Ah yes, The Poopie List

know what's been pissing me off latly? and this is a new thing for me (being pissed off at any thing) ppl on here are treating me like i'm some sort of liar! saying my friends that jion the forums are me! that is bull! ok? any one who thinks i'm some sorta sock is WRONG!ok? and another thing is MCAS!It stands for Mass curiclum advancement system, and it judges wether or not you graduate high school. i have taken one of three parts of it all ready, but the hard stuff is in may.

... people who don;t use a spacebar. Perhaps Darinda is a sock of JM...

It f*cking sucks when people that don't use proper punctuation.

It sucks being a Spelling and Grammar Nazi like me.

Tis a shame the youth use improper English.

Originally posted by frodo34x
... people who don;t use a spacebar. Perhaps Darinda is a sock of JM...
you know what? i don't care what you think? and who is jm? jackie? i'm not a sock! this is what gets me pissed off! and i'm SOOO sorry if i don't meet your grammar standars!

You should be. Because I can remain cool and confident in an argument by using Grammer.

*top tip*
Use Bold, Underlining or Italics to make text stand out, rather than drawn out vowels and full caps.

....Chill, Dardina....

Go to the "Shut the F*ck Up" Thread to get your anger out

And yes, the falling standards of grammer and speeling make me bery bery sad to.

And yes, that was sarcasm.

ok sure buddy. i don't care. and i'll write my angery replies how ever i want to!see people , this is what pisses me off. perfect example! and you know what? you should feel so special because you may acutally be the first person on kmc that( at this moment) i hate!

Frodo? Are you from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? (Just noticed your location)

Strike works as well.

Damn.

It sucks when you're found out.

Damn Hippies

Oh yeah, goths, emokids and Hippies all suck.

i'm goth.

Go post a picture of yourself looking moody on deviantart.

how? i don't have a scanner, or a web cam thingy.i wish i could, cause i'm having a good hair day, but i'd have to go out to the store buy a webcam thingy, and a scanner

sup Dari

You know what really sucks?

Blue b****!

hi a1.

those bastards at mcy d's didnt give me all os my food

The thing that sucks the most is gettin shot and cryin' wit everone watchin' u

hi ketchuptome.

how u been Dari?

good u? oops some one correct my grammar!

Wats sup Darinda

just hanging out. how was ur weekend?

Not 4 u.U had to do 100 sit ups

what up all

wasnt talkin to u punk... it was for Dari. and i thought u said only 50 pushups on Mondays

kavemaster wats the dilio

nothin much....just got out of the hell called school

i feel ya

...yep

Originally posted by a1hsauce
just hanging out. how was ur weekend?
good, dari'sman made up a new game.

wats the game

Originally posted by a1hsauce
wasnt talkin to u punk... it was for Dari. and i thought u said only 50 pushups on Mondays

Oh.My bad
I resent callin' me a punk..Just 4 that another 300 sit ups and bench press

damn u

it is called waterfilled glove toss

Originally posted by Ketchuptome
Oh.My bad
I resent callin' me a punk..Just 4 that another 300 sit ups and bench press

i can do a lot of sit ups....i do a lot every night

Originally posted by Darinda
it is called waterfilled glove toss

does it involve tossing a glove filled with water

Originally posted by punkkaveman
i can do a lot of sit ups....i do a lot every night


Wats sup..
To the amount A1's gettin thats little

Originally posted by a1hsauce
does it involve tossing a glove filled with water yup

nice

Originally posted by Ketchuptome
Wats sup..
To the amount A1's gettin thats little

lol.....nothins uo though...u?

I just got outta skool so its all gravy

i hate school....we was gonna fight sumbody but my boy fought him instead.....

back to the topic i hate when u think u have lost somethin but its like rite i front of u.

yea...that sux

Japanese class, my slow computer, and my lack of self-confidence! I ****en hate it!!!! furious

I also have a pimple on my forehead, sure it's only one and my hair covers it but still! It's ****ing annoying! Being a teenager sucks!
I just feel sorry for my friend who has lots of pimples...

You're taking Japanese? That's so cool

Being really really tired but unable to sleep really sucks.

another things that suck:

- having erections during class especially when the bell rings

- store clerk assholes who won't accept not recieving $0.07 in tax

- spontaneously biting your tounge on accident

- getting mustard on your favorite shirts

- having a stuffed nose

Morning Glory sucks, especially when people walk in on it.

Originally posted by frodo34x
Morning Glory sucks, especially when people walk in on it.


Morning Glory ..same as Morning W%d right?

things that suck...hmmm...getting drenched in water when wearing white clothes



( becomes see-through and ppl can see EVERYTHING)

lol....kind of hot though

i bet you'd say tht........ perv????

not hot when uv got grody old men drooling at you ....

lol

This right here straight up f*cking sucks...

Getting a splinter and not having tweezers to get it out.

use ur teeth ...or a knife...
if that dont work...chop it off

I got a splinter last night and I didn't even have a knife to work with.

I just had to squeeze and hurt my hand even more just to get it to pop out.

awwww ww (te hee)

you no what else sucks...

when your starving and you go to the checkout till with a hand ful of goodies....and you get there only to reolise youve left your wallet/purse

also when your typing really really fast and then you send onlyu to reolise that youve spelt sooo many thing wonr g or that there are nospacesbetweenyurwords!..thatsucks too

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
awwww ww (te hee)

you no what else sucks...

when your starving and you go to the checkout till with a hand ful of goodies....and you get there only to reolise youve left your wallet/purse

also when your typing really really fast and then you send onlyu to reolise that youve spelt sooo many thing wonr g or that there are nospacesbetweenyurwords!..thatsucks too

yes, yes it does

lol im glad you agre...hey moises is tht ur real name?

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
lol im glad you agre...hey moises is tht ur real name? sadly it is. my friends just pronounce it Moses

o thats kool! i like it .....

very uneek!

you wouldn't belive this..
my last name is Cristo

dude thats sooo cool

moises cristo....

lol

swearing you put the correct command into a fighting game at a crucial moment, which just results in a jab or something equally useless that ultimately seals the battle in their favor -_-

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
swearing you put the correct command into a fighting game at a crucial moment, which just results in a jab or something equally useless that ultimately seals the battle in their favor -_-


u what?

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
swearing you put the correct command into a fighting game at a crucial moment, which just results in a jab or something equally useless that ultimately seals the battle in their favor -_-

i know the feeling bud, its horrible... just horrible

ooh i get u



( must be a bloke thing)

i dont swear at games i hammer them


then it doesnt work any more

u have to be gentle to the video game. and if u get upset. just throw the controler. not the console. the controllers less expensive

ahh soo true..

or...u cud press ...the power button..then the problem goes away!!!

yes... very true, but then so does the entire game

yea...that sucks!!!!

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
swearing you put the correct command into a fighting game at a crucial moment, which just results in a jab or something equally useless that ultimately seals the battle in their favor -_- I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT HOW MUCH THAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO DAMN SURE THAT YOU EXCECUTED IT CORRECTLY BUT ACCORDING TO THE GAME, YOU DIDN'T. GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A while back, I was playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2; I had barely a pixel of life left w/ Magneto (Magneto being my ONLY character) and my friend had 3 characters w/ about half health each; I went on my RUSHDOWN KILLING SPREE MODE and killed 2 of his characters in less than 12 seconds and injuring his other character almost to death. As the third and final character was coming in, I decided to go for a crossover. He only had about an inch of life and when the dash command WOULD NOT FUNCTION. I tried about 5 times and my friend cheesed me out of a victory by doing c. hk and K.O'ed me. I thought it was my controller but as I began starting the next match, I was able to dash flawlessly. I think i was cursed at that moment or something

Prostitutes suck.

Originally posted by King Burger
Prostitutes suck.

so do leeches

Yeah, but leeches don't charge you money for it.

not yet.......

they're getting blood 4 free!!! we should charge them!!!

why are u talking about prostitutes?
something you wanna to share naughty

i used to be a prostitute

*points to ones self*

how much did you charge?

He did it for love, not money.

ya i kinda just stopped charging people and just had the sex

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ya i kinda just stopped charging people and just had the sex

strange...thats wot im doing now...

great fun , shame about the diseases!!!!and the scabs!!!



lmao hysterical

lol

lol

When people pretend to be your friend =/

yea tht sucks ...
wanna no wot i do to ppl like tht

put them in a pile then blowup them up!!

solves the problem !

=]

BUMP!

yeah, thats right

Vacuum Cleaners.

Blowjobs.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Blowjobs.

Just those who give them

one of my friends, school, homework, parents(mum), being a tad bored...wanting to go shopping when ive already been and seen everything in nearly ever shop 100 times!!

For me, I cure that by going to a little place called eBay.