The "Jump to hasty conclusions" thread
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Da Moose
Generally overreact and jump to illogical conclusions in response to the post above you.
Since I have no post above me, for the moment I will remain calm and somewhat composed.
Although I don't know why there is no post above mine. Is that some sort of hint? What, you don't like my thread? You dont like my thread, do you?
Fine.
Bite me.

Demarthl
im not allowed to be rude

smoker4
What about his mom?
Da Moose
Aer you saying that, because I'm a moose, you can't talk to me? Is this like the 50's when people couldn't talk to anyone unless they were of their own race or religion? This is ridiculous. I can't believe you've done this lil D.
Miss_Faye
Erdunno...i just wanted to say it.
smoker4
You think its funny that i only have two legs?
Miss_Faye
Damn right it is. Freakin' hilarious! har har har
Piggle Humsy
Who is? Your laughing at me aren't you!!!
Clovie
Originally posted by Da Moose
Bite me.

are you serious?
Da Moose
Originally posted by Clovie
are you serious?

Yes?
Clovie
Originally posted by Da Moose

Yes? really really serious?

Raven Guardia
WHAT!!!!!! MOOSE SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE SUCH A LITTTLE *****
Da Moose
Originally posted by Clovie
really really serious?

Yesssss....
Fionnuala
why are you using CAPITALS do you know how annoying that is?..imagine if everybody used capitals....some people

Clovie
Originally posted by Da Moose

Yesssss.... and that command goes for me also when i don't understand the subject, not only when i don't like it?

Da Moose
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
WHAT!!!!!! MOOSE SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE SUCH A LITTTLE *****
Is there something you want to tell me? This has to do with me being horny, doesn't it?
Da Moose
Originally posted by Clovie
and that command goes for me also when i don't understand the subject, not only when i don't like it?
I didn't understand what you just said, actually....are you intentionally trying to confuse me so that I'll leave, and ultimately NEVER COME BACK?!
Clovie
Originally posted by Da Moose
I didn't understand what you just said, actually....are you intentionally trying to confuse me so that I'll leave, and ultimately NEVER COME BACK?! of course not cry
silver_tears
What you're pregnant? Who's the father?

Demarthl
its not not me

silver_tears
What do you mean you had an affair? Am I not worth anything to you anymore!! sneaky2
Demarthl
zomgwtfz0r!!1!one!!eleven! i cannot beleive you ate all my blurdy cake!
Mist
ALL of the cake! how could eat ALL of it by yourelf? are you a greedy pig!
Pandemoniac
Hasty conclusions? I believe there is a invisible number past the ones indicating the pages on this tread and when you'll click on it you'll open up a portal to the minds of those who have posted here and be allowed to make them type what ever you want! So far this theory has proved itself quite well!
~Da Moose~
Bumped for Moira
PandoraMomo
Moose is a horny, ignorant spazz boy just because he cant be bothered to read things in thier entirety!
I feel better now. Thanx hun.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by PandoraMomo
Moose is a horny, ignorant spazz boy just because he cant be bothered to read things in thier entirety!
I feel better now. Thanx hun.
That's quite allright.
And...you LOVE ME?

ZonkieChiquita
Oh i see how it is! We have a few problems and you go running off to the first moose you find!?!?! Fine! Be that way!
Smallville
For the millionth time I do not run the streets at night covered head to toe in tofu!!!
Thats it... Im done with you all.
Syren
I cannot believe you just, basically, called me a whore mhm
Smallville
I'll stay... but only for the sexah Tom sig
ZonkieChiquita
So now your hitting on my sig!?!?!?! Maybe you should leave!!!
FoxMeister
CLOUDS!!!!!!!!?????????? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!????????
~Da Moose~
You guys are major drug lords.....

FoxMeister
says you moosEy
Smallville
You ran over my hampster?!
Strangelove
How dare you call my hamster that! furious
Marth18
YOu make love to your hamster
Bardock42
Originally posted by Marth18
YOu make love to your hamster
Oh my God, you are one of those Jesus do good ****ing idiot freaks.,...don't make love to your hamster, don't pollute the environment, don't kill your little sister with that knife, no, no tommy, put the knife down...don't kill me...NO....I am fed up with you...I know your type...you suck...tree hugging liberal *****,
Marth18
LOOKS WHOS TALKING YOU GERMAN HAMSTER LOVING BASTARD
Uneeklyconfused
You did what to who now?
Marth18
Maybe you should read the freakin posts you idiot
Uneeklyconfused
Dry Hump Barbed Wire
Marth18
What the hell......
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Da Moose
Generally overreact and jump to illogical conclusions in response to the post above you.
Since I have no post above me, for the moment I will remain calm and somewhat composed.
Although I don't know why there is no post above mine. Is that some sort of hint? What, you don't like my thread? You dont like my thread, do you?
Fine.
Bite me.

No you're ugly.
Marth18
PSSHHH Your sig sucks!
~Kongu_Dude~
Uhm. Hi. wave
Uneeklyconfused
NO I WONT MARRY YOU
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
NO I WONT MARRY YOU Having sex with you is like having sex with a mummy.
~Kongu_Dude~
Oh, It's Maynard.

Marth18
Having sex with you while having sex with her is almost....satisfying
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Having sex with you is like having sex with a mummy.
The mummy doesnt complain as much as you!!!!
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
The mummy doesnt complain as much as you!!!! Whore.
~Kongu_Dude~
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
Oh, It's Maynard.

Marth18
"NO I DONT WANNA MAKE OUT"
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Whore.
Just the way you like me

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Just the way you like me

......
I know
kiss
~Da Moose~
I'll have to assume that you're suffering from several venereal diseases?
Marth18
You have a bleeding anus dont you
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'll have to assume that you're suffering from several venereal diseases? I thought you were dead, or is that the way you always make love?
Uneeklyconfused
ROBOT CHICKEN!!!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I thought you were dead, or is that the way you always make love?
lol
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I thought you were dead, or is that the way you always make love?
It would be hard for you to tell, since I wouldn't fukk you with someone else's dick.
Uneeklyconfused

...
Marth18
stop laughing you tranny
Uneeklyconfused
Go Fcuk a Duck
Marth18
That means id have to fck you
Uneeklyconfused
If you like Chicks...go for it ... tongue21
~Da Moose~
I love you Liv.

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I love you Liv.
I Love me too

...
You make me moist
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It would be hard for you to tell, since I wouldn't fukk you with someone else's dick. You'd have to fcuk me with someone elses dick because....well.......
someone has a problem "getting it up"
Marth18
What are you a car?
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You'd have to fcuk me with someone elses dick because....well.......
someone has a problem "getting it up"
You DO??
Shit man, that sucks....
Glad I don't have that problem.
Marth18
Nice shoes....lets fukc
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
I Love me too

...
You make me moist
Are you trying to tell me that I'm the most attractive man alive?
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You DO??
Shit man, that sucks....
Glad I don't have that problem.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you trying to tell me that I'm the most attractive man alive?
If i remember clearly, you were turning over a new leaf.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
If i remember clearly, you were turning over a new leaf.
Was I not jumping to a hasty conclusion there??? Is that not the point of this thread? Are you not the most incredibly stupid human being alive?
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Was I not jumping to a hasty conclusion there??? Is that not the point of this thread? Are you not the most incredibly stupid human being alive? Let me go ask Stranglove.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Let me go ask Stranglove.

Which part?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you trying to tell me that I'm the most attractive man alive?
In so many words...
Ja
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

Which part? All of the above.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
In so many words...
Ja
You know I'm going to assume that you want me to send you nude pictures....
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You know I'm going to assume that you want me to send you nude pictures.... I have been waiting a long time...
Deliver!!
FoxMeister
WHAT DO U MEAN I SMELL OF LIQUOR. I WAS AT THE ZOO. wait... the zoo. AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH WHY????
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