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Say this to the woman you love and she'll melt in your arms:

"I'm sorry, I missed what you said. Your beauty distracted me."

Then, after she kisses you, say:

"Oh, and the touch of your skin is legend, by the way."

Yea also stuff to say so not to get slaped."I am sorry I was not paying attention to you I saw this hot girl over there and between the two of you well I would reather be with her then you!"jm

Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it .

-AC

That's alot of work for a slap JM. Just ignore them or stare at their chest, if you want a slap.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it .

-AC

It's a lie TTH, if you EVER don't hear everything a woman says she'll get pissed. Lucky for me I enjoy talking to my female-friends.

Originally posted by JToTheP
That's alot of work for a slap JM. Just ignore them or stare at their chest, if you want a slap.

That is true!jm

Aah going the poetic way this evening!

How's this: A sunrise seems like a mere candle in your presence...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it .

-AC

Oh, um, go away?

Folks, folks, folks. It's all in the delivery of how you say it.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, um, go away?

TTH, don't make take both of your weapons away....again...

Originally posted by JToTheP
TTH, don't make take both of your weapons away....again...

Dude, don't hate on me just because I have a sweet ass.

I find that women react best if you just give them a really really
really nice sweet smile.

Makes 'em think that you're seeing their "inner beauty" and all
that...stuff.






But what do I know.

No, women love it when you say, "I was spying on you last night and I think you should leave a bit more early for work since you are late all the time."

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Dude, don't hate on me just because I have a sweet ass.

Hey TTH....that's a pretty sweet jacket your wearing.

" Yo ***** get that fat ass ova here before I go limp"

Originally posted by SlipknoT
" Yo ***** get that fat ass ova here before I go limp"

Are you trying to get Paris Hilton's attention?

Originally posted by JToTheP
Hey TTH....that's a pretty sweet jacket your wearing.

Thanks, beh beh!

Hmm, you go limp very fast, or you like really big and slow women

"Hey girl I just got blinded by your stunning good looks"

...To be truthful it doesn't work

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, women love it when you say, "I was spying on you last night and I think you should leave a bit more early for work since you are late all the time."

Absolutely.

It drives women insane when I coincidentally happen to know their favourite brand of cereal.

Have to pry them off with a crowbar.

-AC

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Thanks, beh beh!

HE'S A COOOOOPPPPP

Naturally, aim at her personality. Confronting her with your opinion of her looks and your (hard to disguise) intentions with those will get you nowhere unless you got a real **** at hand. And that's not what you want in the end.

Hey, Sl*t is a censored word in here too!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Absolutely.

It drives women insane when I coincidentally happen to know their favourite brand of cereal.

Have to pry them off with a crowbar.

-AC

Now we are on the same page.

Originally posted by moises
"Hey girl I just got blinded by your stunning good looks"

...To be truthful it doesn't work ..are you sure it doesn't work, iv'e tried it and it works

Girls pretty much don't care what you say to them as long as you have a sweet ass like me.

Well, the ass can be overruled by yesterdays diner...

My poo smells like flowers. Chicks love that.

hey guys just to let you know most girls i know will laugh if a guy comes out with lines like that.... but the tired hiker is right we don't mind as long as you got a nice ass.

Originally posted by starcali
hey guys just to let you know most girls i know will laugh if a guy comes out with lines like that.... but the tired hiker is right we don't mind as long as you got a nice ass.

See! I told you. Hiker rulz.

You ain't one of them veganist tree-huggers, no are you? Or do you inject rose-water down the backdoor on a daily basis...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Now we are on the same page.

Damn right.

I approached a fine young female the other afternoon, span around, leant on a nearby wall for coolness effect then said:

"Hmmmm.....Frosted Flakes.....right?" *Seductive look*

The next morning I woke up and she was raiding the kitchen for cereal. So I'm assuming I hit it.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Damn right.

I approached a fine young female the other afternoon, span around, leant on a nearby wall for coolness effect then said:

"Hmmmm.....Frosted Flakes.....right?" *Seductive look*

The next morning I woke up and she was raiding the kitchen for cereal. So I'm assuming I hit it.

-AC

Aaaw, that IS some funny shit!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
You ain't one of them veganist tree-huggers, no are you? Or do you inject rose-water down the backdoor on a daily basis...

Are your maladjusted anti social tendencies a berserk product of your pituitary gland?

ayo shawty..Bac that thang up

Originally posted by Ketchuptome
ayo shawty..Bac that thang up

Could you please translate that?

come over here

Um, why? Are you going to violate me?

................. I meant the girl

I need some corny pickup lines I can test on random girls, anyone got some good one-liners?

"How much for a BJ?"

Well... you see, I do not really want to get slapped. Maybe a line that will get me an evil look... Not quite something THAT bad

No, seriously, girls love being mistaken for prostitutes.

"Things to say to women to make them melt like butter."

Here, take a bath in this lava.

Okay, I'll give it a shot!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Say this to the woman you love and she'll melt in your arms:

"I'm sorry, I missed what you said. Your beauty distracted me."

Then, after she kisses you, say:

"Oh, and the touch of your skin is legend, by the way."

Urgh! Kiss-ass!

We're not that stupid.

"I know of a great hotel down the street..."

You boys are so filthy!

And I like it naughty

"Ron Jeremy is afraid of my wang."

Ah, too far

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Urgh! Kiss-ass!

We're not that stupid.

Oh definitely.

"If I ask you really nicely will you melt like butter for me? How about if I made some popcorn in which to put you?"

or

"SURPRISE!! It's not a pool!! It's a volcano!! HAHAHAHA!!" *push*

Pushing them into a volcano wouldn't make them melt, it would burn them to a crisp

you have a point there lil' lady.

"SURPRISE!! It's Plutonium! Get it?"

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a nickel."

A nickel? And you live in NZ?

Indeedy. I know what a nickel is, it's five cents.

and soon we wont even have those!

Hmph... why bother calling it a nickel... it's just 5 cents...

I know!! and what the hell is with making the 10 cent that funny orangey colour! And why the hell are they shrinking the 50 cent? I like the 50 cent.



LMAO, i know!

Originally posted by Klogz
I know!! and what the hell is with making the 10 cent that funny orangey colour! And why the hell are they shrinking the 50 cent? I like the 50 cent.

who can explain anything the government does?

Maybe it would be better if Helen did fall outta that plane


I'm kidding of course

I still say they melt if you ask real nicely.

What do you say to the officer, though? "Sorry officer, she just melted!!!"

Originally posted by BullitNutz
"Ron Jeremy is afraid of my wang."

Ummm.... aren't you affraid of any guys' wang?

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hmph... why bother calling it a nickel... it's just 5 cents...

Think about it. Why is a quarter not just called "25 cents". If I told somebody that they need to repay me 25 cents, I will be pissed off if I get 25 goddamn pennies. THis way we can verify what incremints we want our money in.

well ive seen loads of corny pick up lines but us girls arent that dumb but ill let ya have em anyway. u probably tried and tested them lol.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again"

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell down from heaven"

"Get your jacket you've pulled"

"I have candy!! Just hop in the car, I'll drive you home, your mommy said for me to pick you up!"