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I need your help, I'm writing a paper and I have to pull an all nighter, no clever comments please!

Cafeine, energetic music, Red Bull, faith in your goal (!) and do not let your bed get in your sight!

Okay, I recommend coffee. I know it's old fashioned, but nothing works for me like a batch of coffee. Don't use much suger though, because then you'll have a sugar crash which won't help. Black coffee. Squirt soda also works even though it has sugar, it also has esther of wood rosin which is great!

Cocaine or Ecstasy

True, cocaine works great, but I figured I shouldn't say that, but since Slips did, let it be known.

What Pandemoniac said.

Don't ever follow through with that "I'll just take a quick lay down" thing.

Won't ever happen. You'll be asleep in minutes.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Don't ever follow through with that "I'll just take a quick lay down" thing.

Won't ever happen. You'll be asleep in minutes.


yup, and you wont wake up till next tuesday... believe me, I know

I can't stand the taste of coffee, so I used Red Bull when I had to pull 2 consecutive all-nighters... I'm not kidding, I was awake for almost 55 hours!

Otherwise... ice-cold water will sorta do. And you'll have to keep using the bathroom which will also help.

Slap yourself in the face every ten minutes

Eat snacks

Masturbation. Just don't finish though, or you'll be out like a light.

I suggest you just sleep and next time don't procrastinate.

Originally posted by Myth
Masturbation. Just don't finish though, or you'll be out like a light. I noticed that too

Wouldn't waking up for so long affect the quality of your work
anyway?




Just kidding you man, I too used to wait until the last minute,
and still got good grades. Don't ever let anyone tell you that
waiting until the last minute is stupid, quite the opposite,
frantic desperation often brings out the most creative aspects
in you.

Find some over-the-counter Bronchodilators in pill form. As long as you look at the Ephederine dosage on it, and don't take, say more than 50MG's in a 12-hr period, you'll be up and ready to rock like a mofuggin rockstar

2 Primatine Mist tablets will keep you up 24 hours. I should know, I did it last week. You'll be up, pacing your apartment, with your heart beating out of your ****ing chest, but hey, you'll be awake.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
2 Primatine Mist tablets will keep you up 24 hours. I should know, I did it last week. You'll be up, pacing your apartment, with your heart beating out of your ****ing chest, but hey, you'll be awake.

Or something less extreme... apples and anything with caffeine... its 6am here... trust me i know...

Head to your nearest asian food shop and grab some coffee gum!!! It is the best thing to make you go on a high...specially if you gotss maths next period......

I must be incredibly sensitive to ephedrine, because after learning I didn't throw those demonic pills away, they only packed 12.5 mg of Eph per tablet.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
2 Primatine Mist tablets will keep you up 24 hours. I should know, I did it last week. You'll be up, pacing your apartment, with your heart beating out of your ****ing chest, but hey, you'll be awake.

primatene tablets (non-mist) have 12.5mg of ephederine in them.

See if you can't find Bronkaid. That has 25 per tablet.

Furthermore, Benzadrex Inhalers, if you open them up and _eat_ the cotton inside, will keep you up for days on end. It has, literally, methamphetamine in it. They just call it Levmetamfetamin or some goony name like that. Note: It will taste horrid.

just stay here posting

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Have someone kick you in the nuts every 15 minutes to keep you awake.

Uhhh...No.

Seriously, though. Bronkaid works if you take it in moderation. It'll even get you a little "spun."

Either that or find a friend with a prescription of Adderall.

Originally posted by David Duchovony
Uhhh...No.

I'm telling you man, it'll work.

He'll be singing soprano.

Or a Castrato.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Or a Castrato.

You gotta admit though, if someone kicked you in the nuts every 15 minutes, it would probably keep you awake.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker


You gotta admit though, if someone kicked you in the nuts every 15 minutes, it would probably keep you awake.


'till I passed out from the pain

Totally. I always feel like I'm going to barf when I get tagged in the nuts.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Totally. I always feel like I'm going to barf when I get tagged in the nuts.

How often do you get kicked in your nuts Hiker??!

Originally posted by David Duchovony
How often do you get kicked in your nuts Hiker??!

It's those bears on the trail.... they catch him snoozing and *DING* a swift bear kick to the nuts.

Originally posted by David Duchovony
How often do you get kicked in your nuts Hiker??!

Well, I don't really get kicked in the nuts anymore, at least since the time I stole the volley ball from Bree McDonald in fifth grade, that's why I said, 'tagged' in the nuts. I occasionly am bumped in the nuts by a door knob, or a car door, stuff like that, probably about three times a year.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, I don't really get kicked in the nuts anymore, at least since the time I stole the volley ball from Bree McDonald in fifth grade, that's why I said, 'tagged' in the nuts. I occasionly am bumped in the nuts by a door knob, or a car door, stuff like that, probably about three times a year.

three times a year? lucky, man! three times a month and I consider myself to be the acquaintance of a guardian balls angel