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Has anyone else seen the new, street-talking McDonald's ads? Not only are they trying to make us all fat and dangerously congested with saturated fats, but now they want people to get down and dirty with their burgers!

Has anyone had sex with a burger yet? What was it like?

These are REAL McDonald's ads...

Here's the initial ad:

Then comes this:

Oh dear god...

McDonalds really has their finger on the pulse of American youth lingo.

I wonder if they knew what they were doing and did it on purpose...It seems too ridiculous to be unintentional...

"I'd Hit It"

That's phucked up.

Eh, well, before you know it, Don McLean will be around with a ditty about burgers.

Damn "American Pie" generation.....

"Has anyone had sex with a burger yet? What was it like?"

All that grease makes insertion a breeze.

I've never seen these ads until now. I wonder if this thread starter is being paid to post those ads here.

Originally posted by BackFire
"Has anyone had sex with a burger yet? What was it like?"

All that grease makes insertion a breeze.

Word. Definitely no need for any lube...But I'm thinking the pickles might cause friction-burn...

I have no affiliation with McDonalds and I think their food is sh!t - no, I don't mean the sh!t.

eating mcdonalds is just as nutricious as sifting through someones garbage for food at 3am after all the cats yacked up the leftovers and shat on em

I can't help but love McGriddles.

I dare anyone here to go up to a cashier there and hum that song (bada ba ba ba I'm lovin it)

whats going on!?

*doubletakes*

Stupidity has found new levels...

yup

I really don't like McDonalds anyways. so no worries for me

wtf?

McDonalds is getting desperate.

McDonalds needs to get laid.

Phew! I followed McDonald's advice and I just finished having my wicked way with Big Mac...It was goooooooooooooooooooooood. Bit sticky though...

its just benn laid