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The Korri to Canada Foundation is currently seeking funds, to help underpriviledged Korri make her way across the pond to Canada, for an all important date with Moose.

Started in 2005, KCF, not to be confused with KFC, launched a campaign to bring Korri to Canada, in order to fulfill a months long fantasy of going on an all expenses paid date, with resident moron, Da Moose.

For only pennies a day, you can help Korri travel on a tug steamer from Scotland to Canada, over a 3 week time period. She will arrive in Canada and immediately be taken, by Greyhound Bus, to the Motel 6, where she will stay, free, for 7 days and 3 nights.

To top it all off, Korri will be 'awarded' the opportunity to go on a date with Da Moose, to McDonalds.

Please help...

Thank you.

*Deva - counts all the money in her pocket*

3p......well, every little helps!

*empties her pockets* Ummmm how's about a receipt to HMV?

I would give you money but I am poor, so I think you should give me all your money *pulls out pistol* STAND AND DELIVER!!!

I've got a nickel...and it's named Philip!

Really now! We have 3p, an HMV receipt? AND we're being held up by a vampire!

I expected soooooo much more from you people!disgust

i'm greedy from now.

Common hand over the money *highers pistol*

Thanks everyone, you know who your friends are

Originally posted by Korri
Thanks everyone, you know who your friends are

I'm soooo trying here sweetknees....

*puts away pistol* give me the hmv receipt and we'll call it even, ok?

Originally posted by Filth
*puts away pistol* give me the hmv receipt and we'll call it even, ok?

LMAO....that sounds so reasonable...relative to the subject matter mind you..

Originally posted by Korri
Thanks everyone, you know who your friends are schmoll

I was listening to wiskey in the jar at the time so I thought I would rob someone

Originally posted by Da Moose
Really now! We have 3p, an HMV receipt? AND we're being held up by a vampire!

I expected soooooo much more from you people!disgust

Fine! If you don't want Philip, I'll keep him! schmoll

Originally posted by Lana
Fine! If you don't want Philip, I'll keep him! schmoll

Wait, you posted that AFTER I lambasted the general population.

thnk u Lana, i ttly luv u 4 that. Ur nikl goes a long way 2 help Korri cum 2 Canada.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Wait, you posted that AFTER I lambasted the general population.

thnk u Lana, i ttly luv u 4 that. Ur nikl goes a long way 2 help Korri cum 2 Canada.

No, I posted it BEFORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wallbash bang

Originally posted by Da Moose
Wait, you posted that AFTER I lambasted the general population.

thnk u Lana, i ttly luv u 4 that. Ur nikl goes a long way 2 help Korri cum 2 Canada. cum?


*leaves this place*

Originally posted by Lana
No, I posted it BEFORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wallbash bang

Teehee...

Originally posted by Clovie
cum?


*leaves this place*

OMG Clover....you have a DIRTY mind!

CLOVIE!!!

i have a condom...some vanilla lip balm and libary card and about 65p...there we go Schott

Originally posted by Jaxx
i have a condom...some vanilla lip balm and libary card and about 65p...there we go Schott

I don't need all of that....you can keep the library card sweetie.

Sarah! hug

Lana!!!

And Schott a libary card!! Come on you know you want it!!

Originally posted by Da Moose
OMG Clover....you have a DIRTY mind! me? it was you who said it


Originally posted by Lana
CLOVIE!!! what?

Originally posted by Jaxx
Lana!!!

And Schott a libary card!! Come on you know you want it!!

You KNOW I can't read.

But the other stuff... droolio

Originally posted by Devalion
*Deva - counts all the money in her pocket*

3p......well, every little helps!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Really now! We have 3p, an HMV receipt? AND we're being held up by a vampire!

I expected soooooo much more from you people!disgust

*reaches in her pocket further*

Aha!......an old, fluffy, sticky toffee too?

Originally posted by Da Moose
You KNOW I can't read.

But the other stuff... droolio

oh wait i found some half chewed gum..and why read i flick threw the pictures

Ooh! Ooh! I found a piece of string!!!

i found needle

i found a bong

U would!

so..........

So....nothing

well i havent gotten the pleasure im Englishpin@pple

Right

lets start over hi

Oh well my bad!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
i found a bong
Originally posted by Devalion
U would!



Originally posted by Devalion
*reaches in her pocket further*

Aha!......an old, fluffy, sticky toffee too?



OK OK *reaches in pocket* you can....*feels hand around in pocket* have...a....nice....shiny...penny! *hands over penny* Devalion's right, every little helps! Heard of Tesco's!?

I will contribute....An entire.....


















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Haypenny! What were you expecting? All of Switzerland's Nazi gold?

Originally posted by Da Moose
The Korri to Canada Foundation is currently seeking funds, to help underpriviledged Korri make her way across the pond to Canada, for an all important date with Moose.

Started in 2005, KCF, not to be confused with KFC, launched a campaign to bring Korri to Canada, in order to fulfill a months long fantasy of going on an all expenses paid date, with resident moron, Da Moose.

For only pennies a day, you can help Korri travel on a tug steamer from Scotland to Canada, over a 3 week time period. She will arrive in Canada and immediately be taken, by Greyhound Bus, to the Motel 6, where she will stay, free, for 7 days and 3 nights.

To top it all off, Korri will be 'awarded' the opportunity to go on a date with Da Moose, to McDonalds.

Please help...

Thank you. ur helpin Korri go to my home country? count me in!

*hands 20 bucks over*

I'll fly her over in my personal jet eyes Long as I get a huge thankyou and all that stuff.

*reaches into pocket* Here ya go...*pulls out a green jelly bean & a blackcurrent tune* Now put me in with the lugage... I gave you 2 thing there! You ain't getting anything more!

awwwwwwww

Awwww?

Originally posted by Da Moose
The Korri to Canada Foundation is currently seeking funds, to help underpriviledged Korri make her way across the pond to Canada, for an all important date with Moose.

Started in 2005, KCF, not to be confused with KFC, launched a campaign to bring Korri to Canada, in order to fulfill a months long fantasy of going on an all expenses paid date, with resident moron, Da Moose.

For only pennies a day, you can help Korri travel on a tug steamer from Scotland to Canada, over a 3 week time period. She will arrive in Canada and immediately be taken, by Greyhound Bus, to the Motel 6, where she will stay, free, for 7 days and 3 nights.

To top it all off, Korri will be 'awarded' the opportunity to go on a date with Da Moose, to McDonalds.

Please help...

Thank you.

Well since it's a good cause...*Pulls out wallet* lets see, *opens wallet a few moths fly out* sorry I got nothing. Hold on, theirs a gasoline station down the street. I'll be right back.

.........."Mom, where's my gun...."